It had been a long night. The email notifications on her computer kept coming in very frequently. Mona took a long drag off of her cigarette smoke curling from red lips up past the ebony hair that surrounded bloodshot eyes. She would have to go to bed soon but not now. Now she was seeing what all Vampires had up their wicked little sleeves.
She stubbed out the smoke and fingers wrapped around the scotch she had been nursing most of the evening. Her eyes focused on the first email she opened it after the virus scan was complete. She had already heard from the good Dr. ... he was none too pleased and here was another this one practically screamed at her ... Wtf was the shadow realm?. her eyes read on as she thought to herself. Must be some sort of limbo these fucks were sent to when they died because they weren't happy about getting a damn email there in their "rest" as they put it.
Mona closed it out and went to the next one Jesus how could one expect to blackmail anyone when they refused to read their emails for another few months her eyebrows furrowed as her fingers moved the mouse to the delete button.
::AUTOMATED EMAIL MESSAGE::
Thank you for your message. Unfortunately, I'm out of the country and not checking emails at the moment due to sporadic internet access.
If you have the email address of my assistant Michael, please feel free to forward this message on to him and he will be happy to help you while I'm overseas. I will be responding to emails immediately prior to Christmas of this year.
Regards,
Pi dArtois.
The message soon vanished and on to the next one. Mona read threats ... Mona read just plain out incredulous responses and then she realized that someone had actually paid up . She jotted down the name.
From: xxxxxxx Subject: Blackmailing xxxxxxx Message:
Now dear Miss Mona, we have known each other quite fondly for some years now with the xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx.. Now I hear you are blackmailing a friend, a child of mine you could say, to keep her name out of the paper. I trust the monetary compensation enclosed is enough to keep her name out of the paper, now and always. Plus my own. If you decide to print our names out there I know we will not end up on such good terms in the future, and I would much prefer to keep our relationship a happy one, wouldn`t you? No more blackmailing of dearly beloved fiends of mine, huh.. Sincerely, xxxxx xxxxxxxx
Mona paused and her fingers started to move over the keyboard .... Dear xxxxxx I'm sorry this involved your childe. I have no way of telling who are the dicks and who are the nice guys at the moment this little experiment is telling me a whole lot. If it helps any all of the monetary gains are going to help the needy and homeless of the city. They are the ones that most forget about and are the easiest targets for all the assholes that do not get or care about humanity the place where they were spawned from. So it is sort of my way of making a few reparations for vampire kind. I do hope you understand . I know there are good people out there even if they are a vampire. She hit the send button and fished another Marlboro out of the red and white pack with a flick of her finger a cherry glow appeared and she exhaled . It didn't take her friend long to respond .
From: xxxxxxxxxx Subject: RE: RE: Blackmailing xxxxxxxx Message:
I am so happy we can come to this understanding. There are many of dicks out there but watch yourself, those said dicks would love nothing more then to dispose of any kind of nuisance caused to them, and we wouldn`t want anything to happen to anyone. I am well aware of the feedings going on, I myself prefer blood bags and have for quite some time now, one a day and hopefully the homeless or desolate college student donating the blood were well compensated, seeing as I have spent upward of thousands on feeding. I will let you in on a little secret, seeing as most secrets are being made public. Some of us are far too busy or lazy to bother hunting. From an unknown source if you bother to quote that. One day, I will explain more but know this darling, not all are unfriendly.. and some you have known for long periods of time. Even before the veil was lifted, I didn`t hide all that well so I know it comes as no shock now. Much love darling xxxxxxxxxx
Mona smiled and clicked the button to view the next Email in line. When a knock came at the door . She stubbed the freshly lit smoke out and her hand curled around the cool steel of her pistol. She moved from the desk and called out "Who is it ?"as she approached the door not quite standing in front of it . "Dominos mam we are here with your pizzas aye " came a young sounding voice from the other side . Pizza what the **** she thought .
She cracked the door open cautiously and a pimply faced kid was standing there with a dolly full of bags . "This is the Sun righty aye? Ive got the 40 pizzas you ordered and the pops. You must be having some sort of big party ?"
He shoved the ticket at her. Mona snatched it and read forty large cheese and pepperoni
with twelve 2-liters, Total $ 560.45. It had already been paid for on her card it had seemed . So it had really begun she thought "Ok man listen you got the address wrong you were supposed to deliver these to the soup kitchen down on 5th and main ... There are a lot of hungry people down there that are needing something to eat can you take them down there for me please before they get cold " She fished in her pocket and dug out a $ 50. Here take this for your trouble man. He started to stutter 'Ohhh ohh I'm so sorry Yes yes we will get them there asap and no need for the tip . It was our mistake "
Mona wouldn't take no for a answer on the tip and watched as he rolled the pizzas away. "Damit' she went back to her computer and opened up The Suns business section and then went to her expensed account . Fuucccckkk .
One thousand reams of high bond copy paper. $6000,00
Twenty- five cases pens, black. $1875
Fifteen cases pens, red. Seventeen cases pens, red $1875.00
Five Brother Mfc 9120cn Aio P C S F Laser Printer 17’s. $8306.25
Fourteen dry erase boards, size large. $2519.30
One hundred reams 11x17 ninety brightness copy paper. $2594.00
She started to try and cancel the orders or at least change them but the people she ordered from were very proficient . They had boxed and shipped the orders right away The girl on the phone sounded very apologetic. Mona looked at the list Pens what the **** was she going to do with that many pens ... then a smile came on her face . "Can I add another order ?" The voice on the other end sounded shocked "You really want another order after all of that?" Mona smiled "Yes I'm very sure " Give me 1000 Red pens with red ink I want logos on them that say 'The Sun Vampires are Real' and Give me another 1000 that say ' The Sun Hug a Vampire they are People too ' . The girl paused " Um you sure about that mam " . Mona smile Yes I'm dead sure "Okay Miss McGee each 1000 pen case is $840 each so that is a grand total of 1680.00 and shipping is free on that order . You will get your pens within 2 business days and thank you so much for your Orders ."
Mona smiled then she called the bank and had her card reported lost and all of her automatic transfers canceled any money that got pulled out would have to come the old fashioned way. She didn't mind walking to the bank she had all day to do it . Tomorrow she would be Finding homes for the office supplies with Local charities and institutions that helped the needy of the city. These people thought they were hindering her when they were really making all sorts of amends for their bad behavior . Mona smiled this called for a little celebration as she noticed that another deposit had been made to her charity fund .