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Junebug Levesque · Post by **Junebug Levesque** » 04 Sep 2020, 16:34

Journal: 09.03 Harper Rock
CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: The ***** Is Back - Elton John

Alright. Let's back it up. Let's look at the cards on the table, shall we? Let's re-evaluate the situation.
I'm not much of a writer but someone somewhere once said that writing can help stream-line your thoughts and, honestly, maybe that's something that I need right about now. Since... this is all a little... much.

Where to start . . .
BRAIN LOADING, PLEASE WAIT . . .

Bahaha I am a robot. Beep-boop. JK. I'm a ******* vampire.
That's right, kids, you heard it here first. Ol' Junebug's moved to the dark side of ... can I call it mortality? I guess, sure. He's a ghost, kids. He's a real life, blood sucking ... dead... guy. That's a little weird to think about, isn't it. A bit of the ol' irony.

Here's what happened. Pops brought the whole family to this new spot, keeps talking about opportunities there and hell, I'm always up for a change of scenery, a bit of fresh blood to watch walk by while I'm-a sippin' on my latte. Right? Who doesn't? Well, lo and behold, this place is fuckin overrun with, you guessed it - ******* zombies.

ZOMBIES. and VAMPIRES. and MOONCALVES. What in the ever-living **** a mooncalf, you ask? **** if I know, but they sure as hell do not like me, man, and holy **** do they look like something Cronenberg chewed up and spat back up. The **** of nightmares, I'm tellin' you. You better believe.

So here's some **** that I did not realize was gonna be a whole other sort of thing upon turning... So, Weeze made a cake a few days ago. Orange and blueberry and pistaschio (why can't I ever spell that word right?). It looked great and smelled it, too but! aPPaReNtLY that **** about 'blood and only blood'? That **** is ******* real, kids. I went full Linda Blair in The Exorcist all over the casino, all over my card table. Thank ******* GOD the guy who'd been playing with me had bailed by that point. I would not have judged him for not returning. Although, he did the next day - you know how people just love to lose their money to me. >:]

So... I guess cake is out. And drinking. And partying. What the **** are me and Salem gonna do (the answer, my dear, is 'plenty'). Well... I got a few ideas of what I'm gonna do. Gotta keep these hands busy, you know? Idle hands, Devil's playground.

. . . Does that still count when you're in league with the Devil? More on that later, I guess.