"It's a heated pool." Came the cool response. "I just thought you might like to get out of your shithole apartment."
"I can tell you're going for endearing tonight." Jameson muttered back to Chase. The human on the other end of the line had a gift for simultaneously garnering both Jay's ire and his begrudging adoration.
"No, if I wanted to be endearing, I'd bring you some crack."
"You know I don't do that ****."
"Meth is for hillbillies, you heard it here first."
"Don't you have a job to be at?"
"Nah, I let Carter take care of the night anchor slot this week. Thought to myself. 'You know Chase, you could pick up that pretty blonde producer, and **** her brains into your neighbor's living room, or you could invite your master over for a dip. Maybe he'll baby whine at you."
Jameson slapped his wooden stirring spoon into the bowl hard. "Whatever, I'll be there in a few. Please don't be naked." He dropped the bowl onto the counter and let the phone slide into his hand so he could end the call before he heard a response. A few moments later, he was pulling cling wrap over the top of his bowl and tossing a spoon into the sink. The mixing bowl went into the fridge, and he grabbed his phone again so he could shoot a text off to Grey: Going swimming with an asshat. Need you there to make sure I don't eat him. He added the address, and then hit send.
Grey hadn't been there when he'd woken up, most likely because the human needed to get something to feed one hunger or another. Jameson assumed he'd want to return home to pie. Of course, it would probably end up as a bowl of chocolate mousse, but that was beside the point.
He slid to his bedroom to go through his drawers. Most of his clothing was tossed onto the floor in piles. He rifled through it occasionally to try and determine what was clean or not. Sometimes he wore things that were just 'mostly clean'. Occasionally he did laundry, but not nearly often enough. Because it was winter, his trunks were tucked away, folded no less, in their rightful place. He disrobed so he could slide them on, and then a double layer of long underwear went on, then jeans. He layered up his top half too, with the top being his favorite hoodie. Grabbed a towel and stuffed it underneath the topmost layer, so that it looked a little bit like he sported a beer belly. Then he shoved his feet into unlaced boots.
He was on his way a few minutes later, after he tossed Bucket a large rawhhide with knotted ends. The dog would probably chew his way through the thing by the time Jay got home. The trip itself was pretty short on the back of Bob, Jameson's Harley, and soon he was pulling into a long drive. "Neighbor my ***." he muttered under his breath. He'd never actually seen Chase's house before. He'd known it was in the 'good' part of town, but he'd never suspected it was a mansion. He shouldn't have been shocked.
He parked right out front, his kickstand digging into the lowest of a flight of marble stairs which led up to the main entrance. There were two big doors, solid and made of what looked like real wood. "Prick." He decide. The door even had a knocker. He expected for some old guy with white hair to answer the door, asking if he needed to see Master Wayne. Thankfully, he was spared that, because Chase was there in a robe, with a wine glass in one hand and a bottle in the other. "Come in! I was just getting things ready."
"We're going to have a guest, by the way." Jameson greeted, before walking in, past his thrall. The man seemed undisturbed by the news.
"The more the merrier. Is this someone from your little..." He moved the wine glass in a circular motion through the air as if to try and gesture at an entire group of people at once.
"No, this is someone else. He's my human."
"Like me?"
"No, he's loyal to me because he likes me."
"Hey."
"Don't get all piss hurt. He and I are like. A thing. You know?"
"Oh. Ohhhh! " And then the man's lips formed a knowing grin. Jameson couldn't find a fault with it, even though he desperately wanted to.
"So try to lay off the whole..."
"Outshining you in the sexy department?"
There was a pause, and a grunt. "Yeah that."
During their conversation, the two had gravitated deeper into the house, only pausing so that Chase could tear off a sticky note from a drawer, after placing the wine and glass down. He drew arrows on a few of them, and backtracked to place them in convenient locations, to direct Grey when he got there. Soon they were in a large room with a glass roof. A cerulean pool with smooth, still waters dominated the space. The floor was concrete covered in mosaic tile. It looked vaguely Mediterranean. The tile continued onto the walls, which were large murals of undersea scenes, including sea serpents and mermaids. For a second, Jameson had to appreciate his human's taste.
There were outdoor style chaise lounges all over, with weather-proof padding and fuzzy towels. On one metal table there was a silver tray with a poured glass of wine. The bottle and the other glass soon returned as well, along with a third piece of stemware. And then two more bottles, which were placed in a bucket of ice. To the other side was a cheese plate with what looked like crumbles of blue, slices of something hard, and a bowl of brie. Rather than crackers, there were tiny pieces of what looked like toasted French bread, along with some thick grain hot mustard and some sort of figgy jam. The spread included sliced fruit, wedges of grilled (and falling apart) onion, and some sort of cut roast.
Jameson regarded the whole thing with a slight note of skepticism, which was soon confirmed by the flourishing removal of Chase's robe. The thing fell to the ground, revealing an all over tan, and a pair of red speedos that looked as if they'd been put on a size too small intentionally. Which was to say there were some obvious assets on display. Jameson threw a towel at him with a snort. "You know, I'd give you less **** if you stopped doing...that." The vampire said. It was his turn to gesture vaguely, as he stripped down out of his clothing. Soon he was in his trunks with their 'island' design. Green and beige, with flowers in a unique print. They came down to his knees.
He dropped to the edge of the pool, so his feet could slide into the water. Through the surface, they looked wonky and out of their normal shape.
"You get snotty, but you like it." Came the teasing answer, before the man sat beside him. Rather than dignify that comment with an answer, Jameson bumped a bony shoulder into one of the other man's thick arms. He got a grin in return.