Dark Revelations

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Yo Diary,

Diaries are for little girls & I don't wanna write one. Cori said I should tho & I think it's cuz she wants to read what I think while I'm not around. So **** u for reading this Cori cuz I know u will.

Ok so I'm a vampire. srsly I am. I got bitten by Jim Morrison on steroids and them I bit my neighbor. She's hot as ****. Don't let that go to ur head Cori. Now we're gonna be bloodsucking bouncers at that expensive mick bar down the road or something. All I know is they got a piano and that means they probably got a lot of money cause pianos are expensive.

Even though I'm the older vampire (by like, barely a day) I can tell Coris gonna be a handful. She's got a degree in something and she's got a hella good body. I get nervous when she looks at me for too long and she does that a lot. I think it's so she can see me get nervous. I remember the way she tasted when I made her a vampire and how bad I freaked the **** out when I thought I killed her. That's why I turned her into a vampire. I didn't wanna kill a hot chick.

So we hunt the slums and ****, offing 'bangers and taking their **** and selling it. I get we're like the Robin Hood of vampires! Except that we steal from gangbangers and give to us instead of the poor. Been selling a lot of drugs to these little habibi corner shops and they sell us blood!

I like that, means I don't have to **** up and make Cori a sister. I don't think I could bite a dude. That would feel weird. I mean, I know I used to eat male bacon and chickens or something, but when it's a person it seems a little you know... Cori says I gotta be less prejudiced and ignorant. I dunno. Maybe I'm prejudiced because of **** people do or something.

Cori been keeping a journal too but I don't wanna read it cuz I know she's pissed at me biting her. I'm hoping she'll come around when she sees how strong I made her. I told her I don't want her making any more of us cuz we gotta learn how do do all our vampire stuff before we can teach anyone. She stared at me for a long time and made me feel stupid for even saying it.

I checked out the quarantine zone the other night. Just jumped right over the fence! There was some fucked up **** in there man! Zombies and weird cow things and I got the **** outta there fast! Think I'll stick to beating up the gangstas for a while. They kinda deserve it and they don't scare the **** out of me like the cow things or give me the heeby jeebies like the zombies.

Tonight we're gonna go get jobs at that mick bar I wrote about earlier! I reckon we'll be the toughest motherfuckers there! Found a flyer advertising staff wanted and talked Cori into it. It makes sense though, even we gotta have a job to look normal right? Taxes and **** gotta be on the up and up. Maybe I'll try to get into some night classes too. I bet I could do better now at school and if the vampires not aging thing is for real then I got all the time in the world to study and get all the degrees there are! I could be like freakin Einstein in a few hundred years!

Anyway I'm sitting here writing this and Cori is getting ready for us to go apply at the bar. Why do women always take so damn long to get ready and how come they always make us get dressed up for everything? Imma go see if she's ready yet.

L8r diary!

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Wassup Diary!

Been working at Lancaster's, bouncing. Kinda slow, no heads cracked yet. Saw Cori the other night, she looked great! Guess she's doing good cause she didn't need a place to crash. I bought me an apartment in Veil Tower. Still ain't furnished it yet but I will eventually. Guess the furniture don't matter as much when you die every day. I just kinda crash out on the floor for now.

Anyway, I've been doing good, keep forgetting to write in ya though. Gotta work on that. I figured out some **** I can do now that I couldn't before and got a motorcycle. I like it. It's better than walking for damn sure!

Anyway, check back later!

Peace Diary!