Omegle is a website where you chat with random strangers on the internet, webcam optional. (Don't even think about doing it, it's not even CLOSE to work-safe and you're going to see horrible things meant for adults.) Recently (or years ago, I wouldn't really know) they added an option where you can put in a question, then watch two random people discuss it - you can't participate at all. Here's the ones I've gotten so far:
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You are a robot. Confirm/Deny.
Stranger 1: I'm human
Stranger 2: Human aswell.
Stranger 1: Good
Stranger 1 has disconnected.
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How many chucks COULD a woodchuck chuck?
Stranger 1: moot
Stranger 2 has disconnected.
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The object directly to your left.
Stranger 2: pillow
Stranger 1: condom
Stranger 2: cool.
Stranger 2 has disconnected.
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Your plans for tomorrow:
Stranger 1: need to **** ur mom now seee u later and get me some proteins pls
Stranger 2: i have 2 dads so
Stranger 2: tfw no mom
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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The object directly to your left.
Stranger 1: three knifes
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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The object directly to your left.
Stranger 2: phone
Stranger 1: There is nothing.
Stranger 2: amazing
Stranger 1: except a dildo.
Stranger 2 has disconnected.
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The object directly to your left.
Stranger 1: Pepsi 2 liter
Stranger 2: xbox controler
Stranger 1: and my mobile phone
Stranger 2: and phone :)
Stranger 1:
Stranger 2: yayy
Stranger 1: :>
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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The object directly to your left.
Stranger 2: pillow
Stranger 1: a wall
Stranger 2: you win
Stranger 1: how
Stranger 2 has disconnected
