Alterations (one shot)

[Zodiac]

"Boss?"

"What, dear?"

"That is downright.... disturbing." Jennifer finally admitted as she watched her employer continue to make alterations on the faux vagina that sat on her work table. Zodiac looked up and smiled.

"Well, as Larry Reid always said, 'It's a sick world and I'm a happy girl'."

"Happy is one thing," the girl sat down across from her. "This is something they would lock you away for." She watched the gypsy heat the end of a metal bar and melt a hole along the inner lip of her project, only to set a fake fang from a professional make up supply company into it. A few drops of epoxy held it tightly into place. "What are you going to do with that thing and what possessed you to buy it?"

"Oh, I don't know. Make a candy dish for Halloween out of it." she snorted as she picked the prosthetic up and looked it over. "I am still trying to figure out how this thing even would stay in place."

"Didn't Sepsis tell you?"

"Oh please. Talked about some doctor she made up doing the 'fittings' and all. As if!"

"She didn't show up again tonight."

"Yes, I know. Don't cut her a check for tonight. Perhaps the lack of income will get her attentions."

"If she is clueless and lying about these body parts she is selling, she is gonna find herself in a world of trouble,"

"Of course she will, but that's what it takes for some people to learn and grow." another fang was set in now. She glanced up at Jennifer again. "What? Didn't you ever see the movie 'Teeth'?"

"No!" the girl laughed.

"Every man's nightmare. The 'Vagina Dentata'! " she cackled. "I was bored. Simple. Figured I'd see what some vamp chick would look like if they had that condition."

"You watch some fucked up cinema, dear."

"You should see the collection of foreign films I have. Think teeth in a vag is bad? This ain't nothing."

"Tell me you aren't gonna sit that out on the counter for customers to see."

"This? Nahh. Well, maybe once I am sure the little kid crowd is home asleep and all."

"And you want to put candy in it?"

"Oh hell no. Watch." Zodiac took a couple pens and slid then into the prosthetic. "A pen and pencil holder! Or a cradle to put your iPhone in."

"Okay, now you have raced right past disgusting."

"Sorry." She picked the item up again and slipped her hand into the back of it and flexed her fingers to make the item seem to move. "Hello, Mister Phallus! Think I'll name it Marie."

"As in Marie Laveau?" Jennifer began to laugh hysterically. The mystic began to laugh as well. She made the prosthetic open wide as they both began to sing.

"And it will be EEEEEEEEEYAH! Another man done gone!"