Public Service Announcement! Please Read.

[Killian]

Harper Rock, it is I, your favorite on-air radio personality, Killian Lynch!

It's been a while. I know. And I apologize for the prolonged absence. I was abroad, in the incredibly awful city of Detroit.

It was basically my own personal Hell.

But there was a reason for it. I was studying. Studying what, you might ask?

Why, political affluence! And I learned quite a bit in my time abroad.

On a completely unrelated note: You may begin to notice 'Lynch for Mayor' or 'Killian for Mayor' signs start cropping up in your yards, on street corners, and in front of local establishments. Because, yes, I will be running in the next mayoral election.

Mainly because our currently established local government is a bunch of worthless bastards. Our true mayor is completely missing (probably zombified) and our acting mayor refuses to speak the truth about what's going on with the Gambondale district, or why the city's Mausoleum is surrounded by military and closed off to the public. Some of us would like to go and pay our respects to beloved friends and family members that have passed on to the other side!

And we now return to our regularly scheduled programming of people bitching at each other, looking for jobs, and others claiming that vampires exist! Enjoy your day, and may the force be with you.

[Shamus]

This is something I can get behind. A mayor you can lynch. Seems like a good thing.

[Killian]

Thank you for confirming which sign wording to go with!

[Elizabeth]

That is not going in my yard.
Might ruin all the hard work I did in my garden this spring.

[Shamus]

But he is so bright and positive about lynching. Certainly we can make a small exception.

[Killian]

Sign removal forms have to be filled out in triplicate, just so you're aware. And then they must be notorized. And the processing fees paid. And there's a 6-8 week application processing time, as well.

[Shamus]

It is a shame that it takes a Sheriff to make sure that those rules are enforced and there is a lacking of will in that department when it comes to signs. Guess the yard is safe, Tulip.

[Killian]

... If I'm elected, you're going to be fired for that.

[Killian]

Addendum:

Illegal removal will cause the property owner to incur additional fines from the City Works Department. Law enforcement will not need to be involved unless the fines become negligent.

[Corin Diechi]

Kill you are strange but likeable