If our characters could meet us...

[Vasik (DELETED 5042)]

...what would they say or do?


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Vasik: *facepalms* You gotta be ****ing kidding me.
Me: 3: *snuggles stuffed animal*
Vasik: *pokes fleshy creature with razor claws, making him bleed.*
Me: *whimpers*
Vasik: *furrows and massages in between eyebrows* I hate my life.

[Killian]

Me: *Playing Call of Duty, screaming about cheaters*
Killian: What the **** is wrong with you?!
Me: Are you kidding me? Just look at your hair. If there's something wrong with anyone here, it's you mate.
Killian: What the ****'s wrong with my hair?! I love my hair! I will shove a ******* shotgun down your throat if you make one more crack about my hair!
Me: Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get the **** over it already. You play the victim so well that you might as well carry around your own body chalk.

[Pi dArtois]

Me: Hi *smiles pleasantly and walks on*
Pi: *nods and walks on*

[Myk]

*driving home from Uni*

Myk: That's a pretty mountain.
Me: Mmhmm.
Myk: Oh loook a birdie! *turns* Did you see it?
Me: Mmhmm.
Myk: It was a pretty bird... Like a Sweetie Bird... *titter*
Me: Mmhmm.
Myk: What type of bird do you think it was?
Me: Mmhmm.
Myk: I think it was a Thrush...
Me: Mmhmm.
Myk: ... *stares at* ...
Me: *glimpses at*
Myk: *blinks*
Me: *blinks*
Myk: What the f*ck are you looking at me for? Keep your eyes on the damn road, woman.
Me: *sighs*

[Ami Bloom (DELETED 3712)]

Me: Okay who are you and what do you want
Ami Bloom: Names Ami and I am a Pirate Princess so give me all ya loot
Me : *hands over a $5 bill* There you go
Ami Bloom: Awah is that all you got you are so broke.
Me: Tell me about it that is what you get when you have kids they take all your money.
Ami Bloom: Sounds like my kind of Pirates
Me: Yes they are pirates to a degree because it is always Mommy I need money for this or I need money for that. It is even I want this or I want that.
Ami Bloom: Sounds interesting.

[Madison]

Sadly, little conversations like this happen in my head all the time >.>

Madison: My life is getting monotonous you know...
Me: Shut it.
Madison: I don't see why you don't implement Scrum into Path...It would...
Me: *death glares* It's bad enough I've started doing that in life outside of school
Madison: You know if you actually slept more than 3 hours a night, you probably wouldn't crash so hard on your day off of school and be cranky all day.
Me: Would you like to go into vacation mode?
Madison: That would annoy you more than it would me.
Me: I hate you sometimes.
Madison: Can we go fadebeast hunting after next level?
Me: Yes. Now shut the **** up. I have prefabs to make and damage scripts to write.

[Moriah]

They'd probably ******* kill us, let's be realistic.

[Ripper]

Without us they'd have no one to write for them... <.<

[Madison]

They'd probably ******* kill us, let's be realistic.

Don't be a Debbie Downer

A lot of these were amusing.

[Robert Pratt]

It's Cora, what else is she going to do? ;) lol