Rants

[Seva Soryimova]

So I found this useless piece of plastic on the ground. It had no business being there plus it was bothering me..because it was just..there..I told it 'hey you...you useless plastic thing..why are you so useless?' It didnt respond. So I asked again 'hey you...you useless plastic thing..why are you so useless?' Once again..no response..

I began to get annoyed with it..so I walked up to it and punted it really really hard. The only issue was that I missed it. So I picked it up and threw it. I could tell that it was mocking me then it was flying though the air. Because it didnt say 'weeeeeee' or scream or anything it was just...silent..which annoyed me.

So I had a perfect idea..I picked it up...and took it to Steph Wydle's place...or what I think to be her place..if Unit X's reports are accurate. I do not think that useless plastic thing will be mocking anyone else anymore. Steph has full convos with usesless plastic things..so she is the perfect...erm..possibly a person..? maybe..to deal with it. Mission Completed. Now to figure out why this stupid city has no pizza website.