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Scorpia wrote:Scorp: What the ****, you are a law-abiding citizen and a loving mother?

Lee: Yes, yes I am.

Scorp: Kill me now.

LMAO

*bumps into Steph*
Me: Oh sorry.
Steph: Stand back demon woman *unveils a spoon from her purse* Don't make me use this on you!
Me: Use what? The spoon?
Steph: I will turn you into chocolate pudding and eat you!
Steph in hissing voice: You can't eat chocolate pudding you idiot
Steph: Oh yeah.. But why? I want chocolate pudding! *folds arms in defiance*
Me: Okay, I am just going to go this way now...
Steph in hissing voice: See what you have done, she is going to leave KILL IT!
Me: Mommy!!!!!

Five-way conversations...yay.

Lofyn: Oh god, she's short!
Jessica: And she's chubby. Girl, we have to put you on a workout plan. Stat.
Mikki: You won't get me in the gym if you threaten me.
Yvette: You sure about that?
Mikki: Thank the gods I put Frankie in the SR......
All three(vamps): YOU DID WHAT?!
Mikki: She was getting hard to play!!!!
Lofyn: That place is HELL!
Jessica: And isn't Frankie a little girl?!
Jana: I think you should run.
Mikki: You got a smoke bomb or something?
Jana: Er...no.....but I got a Glock.
Mikki: Then they'll just kill you.

AJ: You are going out dressed like that?
Me: *looks at trainers, jeans and tank top* Um... yeah?
AJ: Improper.
Me: *stares*

-Later at Starbucks-

AJ: You are going to drink that?
Me: *covets grande peppermint mocha with 6 1/2 pumps peppermint, whip and chocolate drizzle* Duh.
AJ: You American's ruin every thing. Even coffee.

-Later at home-
AJ: It is time for prayer.
Me: *blank stare*
AJ: You are going to rot in purgatory if you do not pray.
Me: *Rolls eyes and goes to play with the dogs*


And if I still played Echo....

Me: So bored.
Echo: Lets kill something.
Me: No
Echo: You sure... there's guns.
Me: Hmmm
Echo: CQC... bare hands.
Me: Okay, lets kill something.

Reganleif: ~stares~
Reganleif: where's Sleipnir?
Reganleif: and why aren't you amazed at there being a real life honest to Odin Valkyrie standing right in front of you? ~straightens her horned helmet~
Me: ~snorts~ making money taking tourists for rides down at golden gate park. I bet if you went there you two would score big time!
Me: This is San Francisco, I see all types here at some point.


Sundial: ZOMG! I LOVE your apartment, it's so coooooool. Hiya, btw, I'm Sundial ~bubbles over~
Me: ~bored~ hello
Sundial: what's wrong why are you so blaaahh? ~looks around opening doors and drawers~
Me: just another day
Sundial: Oh wow, you get DAYS! I haven't had DAYS in like forever, Dandelion has days, though. Who's that? ~points to Alchemy~
Me: I like nights. That's Ripper. ~smiles and nods~
Sundial: WHAAAA? RIPPY RIPPY! ~clings~
Dandelion: ~shoots Ripper in the head~ Bang!

Reganleif wrote: Dandelion has days, though. Who's that? ~points to Alchemy~
Me: I like nights. That's Ripper. ~smiles and nods~
Sundial: WHAAAA? RIPPY RIPPY! ~clings~
Dandelion: ~shoots Ripper in the head~ Bang!

~dies~