Levi had always determined that he was surrounded by morons, but not just your standard idiot whose only threat of making fire came when they tried to rub their brain cells together. No, it seemed that he was surrounding by Oxymorons too.Events back-dated to the 10/09/2014
His routine nights were both strange and typical. Though he wondered how the balance would change as he got more and more accustomed to what he was now stuck with. He had an eternity to figure it out, if this Vampiro matter was genuine, but how could he refute the possibility given all he’d seen, done and experienced?
Cinnamon Cherrywhip – or CC as they both preferred – had taught him a lot about how his world had changed. Her demonstrations left a little to be desired, not that he expected much from a hooker. If anything, her actions were familiar to him. He wouldn’t have been soft on teaching anyone about anything, though would he have necessarily chopped off their leg to make a point? Actually, yeah. He probably would have.
Really, if he thought about it, her actions were harmless. She was responding as she’d learned to. A lost limb would grow back like cut hair, so was it really that much of a crime? The only thing that really bothered him about her actions was the fact that she was in the position he was used to being in. Levi wasn’t happy taking orders, not from anyone. His life always depended on it though, so it wasn’t a case of just throwing his toys out of the pram and expecting to be coddled; Levi had to be smart if he was going to control things from a subordinate role. So even while this ***** drove him crazy, spat on his pride and threw him around like a spare sock, he was going to have to treat her like family.
In terms of the other Family though, they were on his back most days and he couldn’t do a thing about it. Every time the sun rose, he was a dormouse in winter. He couldn’t figure out what exactly it was that compelled him to hibernate throughout the day and nothing he did ever seemed to make a difference to the fact. He’d tried to avoid the sunlight itself – knowing that was bad for Vampiri – but even blotting out the windows did nothing to help him withstand the coma-like sleep. He would have turned to some uppers had he not learned from the fact that nicotine was worth **** to him anymore. Besides, he was already addicted to enough things. He was quickly running out of ideas and his pride was such that he couldn’t ask CC anything about it just yet; he’d seen enough of her for a while.
As he thought about CC and the Family from his horizontal position on the hotel bed, he began to recap on just what exactly had happened last night. He found CC in the Catacombs and they’d had a chat. He was being fairly amicable up until the point she suggested he was a homosexual again. So he cursed her out – both by words and by intent. He’d remembered the last time he’d cursed her that it had cost him a leg, but, she was too good at pushing his buttons. He was expecting a come-back of course, but instead, CC had just grinned at him with that same greedy, vicious smile reminding him of a mutant shark. She’d done something that she wouldn’t confess, he was sure of it. Although it was as likely that she was leaving him to agonise over nothing simply to shake him up a bit. He would have done the same damn thing, which was what he convinced himself he was doing with that Sepsis girl.
She’d been intruding on his thoughts again. The first time she’d done it he was ready to take her life, but he’d managed to stop and think just in time. Not only was her intrusion his cherry-pop when it came to Mind Speak – and he really didn’t like it – but she had also come telling him about a prosthetics store. It was like a really bad joke. He’d gone and had his leg chopped off not a week before and here she was offering him a fake one. Was this a coincidence or another attack from CC? He’d emailed CC to ask, but even though he was sure she wouldn’t tell him the truth, he took her for her word and sent an email to this cheeky ***** Sepsis. It was easy enough to find her email address, even a novice like him could do that much. Besides, she’d left him with her calling card – her prosthetics shop invitation. In a very polite email, he told the ***** not to intrude on his thoughts again. But the ***** didn’t listen. Not so much as a day later she spoke into his mind again, telling Levi how rude he had been to tell her how to use her powers. He sent her another email outlining her idiocy and hypocrisy, but it wasn’t the last he’d heard from her. Just last night she was in his head once again – trolling. He was about to puke with rage.
Yes indeed, he was surrounded by morons, but he had to be careful about going to war with them. His regular avenues for digging up information weren’t entirely available anymore. How could he explain to his contacts in the Human world that they were searching for dirt on people in this Vampiro world? There was no way to be delicate about it and any form of shady business would just make the Patriarca even more suspicious about his activities and intents. The last thing he wanted in the world was for Carlos and his men to figure out what had happened to him because they’d want a taste of the power too. He couldn’t let that happen. Clearly the only route forward was to develop himself to a point where he wouldn’t need anyone for anything, but in the meantime, he would need to make some new contacts – some undead ones.
Levi wasn’t exactly sure how that would work, how he would meet some useful Vampiri, but neither did he have the time to think about it as his phone began to ring. He checked the screen for the caller, but of course there never was one. The Unknown rang three times before hanging up. Levi sat up, waiting for it to ring again and answered the call immediately.