The Blog of Jack the Ripper

[Ripper]

liatytonidae: ... You're asking me for spirits?
pov_ripper: not just asking...
pov_ripper: an even grand for all
pov_ripper: of how many
pov_ripper: or do you need to update your VN profile?
liatytonidae: Hahaha. Yeah. I quit VN months ago.
liatytonidae: Wolf needs to take that down.
liatytonidae: Cai isn't available?
liatytonidae: Maybe he went to bed..
pov_ripper: maybe I'm asking you
pov_ripper: what the **** is wrong with that?
pov_ripper: who's going to know but the weight in your pocket?
liatytonidae: *Wiggled her nose.* What's wrong is that you lay traps in places where my loved ones reside, and you attack them either by your own hand or the use of your thrall. As for keeping it from people, mainly my faction... no. And the final answer is no.
liatytonidae: And how dare you assume I would be that greedy.
pov_ripper: I don't set traps inside peoples home
pov_ripper: and neither does Noelle
pov_ripper: or I would know it
liatytonidae: You and Noelle placed traps inside the Cimmerian, knowing that we were all there with guests.
liatytonidae: And... there have been a few others times that I really don't have the time to recall to you right now.
pov_ripper: 8-| you bats. that was for the party-
pov_ripper: no one died
pov_ripper: which is more than I can say about your main evenings
liatytonidae: If my fiance is unavailable, I'm sorry. But my faction most definitely comes before you, Ripper. If--Go to ******* hell. *Hung up.*
pov_ripper: Cor what a *****!

[Ripper]

I really ******* hate Mircea.

The dexterity in my arm is fucked so that I bet that at least half the Hunters tonight slip away now.

And don't think you've gotten away with it, Oria; I know to blame for this!

[Ripper]

pov_ripper: look...
pov_ripper: who's your other childer besides Faris?

vamp_noelle: The new one, Shay?

pov_ripper: yeah-I-dunno. That one or any other still works
pov_ripper: let's say it's Faris
pov_ripper: you know how she and Father Alexander are friends together I'm sure
vamp_noelle: >.> I have no idea who her friends are
vamp_noelle: I'm not a good sire >.>

pov_ripper: no you really suck at it bad
pov_ripper: and that's coming from me

vamp_noelle: I know I do...I don't even try naymore erally. I probably should

pov_ripper: tell you wot, I'll make you a trade then...
pov_ripper: I'll ignore Faris if you ignore Heather
pov_ripper: or look after or whichever
pov_ripper: fair swap

vamp_noelle: Why are we ignoring people?

pov_ripper: because we're terrible sires

vamp_noelle: ooh ok

pov_ripper: really then? :-O
pov_ripper: yay! has always wanted a telepath

vamp_noelle: wait, you want to take Faris as your own? I'm fully ok with sharing sire duties with you ;))

pov_ripper: we've strayed off topic
pov_ripper: I know Father Alexander as a kind man. He's a human that's known about the existence of vampires from very early on and was soon able to gather up a comprehensive list of their identities
pov_ripper: which as you might imagine ruffled some eyebrows and rattled some sabres at the time
pov_ripper: there were many who suggested him dead often and frequently
pov_ripper: but I believe his promises that the list would only ever be used as deterrence and after a violent death

vamp_noelle: *nods*

pov_ripper: I still even correspond with him on occasion
pov_ripper: 'nuff said, point driven. Meet Father Alexander

vamp_noelle: Then I trust him fully.
vamp_noelle: well not fully, but enough.

pov_ripper: I gotcha

vamp_noelle: Where is this man?

pov_ripper: Faris would know that. She and he are good friends
pov_ripper: and she's never made an attempt to hide it publicly either
pov_ripper: now we must change tacks...
pov_ripper: it's your turn to talk
pov_ripper: tell me what you know about the recent events happening currently?
pov_ripper: or if you do know of them

vamp_noelle: Ummmm....>.>
vamp_noelle: I know nothin

pov_ripper: that's right, love and don't never let them sign anything that say otherwise

*laughter*

pov_ripper: Pratt is back
pov_ripper: Ty jumped down and got to killing him in a hot minute
pov_ripper: fools luck sets him free
pov_ripper: two more shots and he's ash

vamp_noelle: Damn
vamp_noelle: Is Robert bad or good...

pov_ripper: Ty is hunting him, they're hunting his wife, they hunting Oria for harboring him and even Pi, his own sire for providing a blood heal
pov_ripper: **** even Reganleif is on the hit list now

vamp_noelle: ****
vamp_noelle: God Ihate Tyt

pov_ripper: well imagine that this is now but instead of it happening to a real Pratt it's the Priest now who needs dead and of course SteamPunk also for helping her friend
vamp_noelle:
pov_ripper: Faris got a crit helping him escape, whatever
pov_ripper: she's coming to you now to hide her
pov_ripper: here is where the conversation needs to start

vamp_noelle: I'd hide my baby
vamp_noelle: And then go after the fuckers after her

pov_ripper: that's not to say here is anywhere even close to where it needs to end

vamp_noelle: What are we having a conversation about?

*there is an audible pause*

pov_ripper: a large part of it concerns Tytondae

[Ripper]

What if some Telepath implants a memory of a Telepath implanting a memory?

Who do you believe?

*bobbles*

[Ripper]

Killing zombies in a cell,
In the 'combs where they dwell;
I didn't see you as it fell,
And now you're in my way

I'd traded my soul for a wish,
So much I must accomplish
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way

Your gun was holdin',
No bullets, empty shells showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

[Ripper]

To Caine,

Despite our differences in the past, attacking you openly during an active raid is an action that should have been avoided.

I brook no more hostility after our latest exchange.

[Ripper]

Dear Boss,

I've been crunching it and to me it seems that the numbers just don't add up rightly.

(($530 x 7 days = $3710 wage

24hrs * 7 = 168 hrs/week

24AP daily * 1 week = 168))

so to keep it a short story : either there's a considerable raise in pay over the next two weeks or it's thanks for all the good times!

P.S. check my math?

[Ripper]

La Mort Du Ripper

I walk the dark where you fear to tread.
I live my life in shadows that you dread
I watch your panic, while I keep my head
As I walk these lands
I fear no man
Alive or dead
For the night is my butter and bread
And I am very well fed
So one and all, let it be said
Leave me be
I walk with no other he
The demons fear me
The wisely let me pass free
Temp the devil and you will see
Ripper did and where is he?
Slow to anger but watch with glee
When riled I aim to destroy the flea
So best do not come to see
Just what a monster I can truly be
So in a night of storms
Foul for man or beat I spied the worm
With howling rage
I released my beast from its cage
Flee! One and all! Cries the sages
For death walks this night
Truly a thing of fright
Do not be caught in my sight
For Ripper it would be no delight
Is cheat close with fear so tight
And still he suffered from my righteous might
And so began his spiral down
To the halls of the damn
Where he may find solace in the band
As plays endless card hands
For attacking the wrong he who stands
For it was no man
Or a shiny dapper Dan
It was the monster who stalks the land

For the record: it was actually Ty that killed me for calling Lia a 'useless *****' but thanks for the poem!

[Ripper]

In the interest of the New Code and the spirit of the law, Tytonidae will continue to hunt secrecy violations as they have done and will not begine enforcing the New Code just yet.

Translation: we totally overstepped our ****!

[Ripper]

Whatcha ye old china plate here am I doin a bit of graft in the states.? but wot a culture shock I ad wif the ole nosebag! ha can ya ‘ave your elevens wifaht a nice cuppa rosy lea? and I was in a wite two-and-eight wif me afters as well. No pudding, no custard, no scones, no clotted cream. …not that all's that 'e platters now