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Operation Svedlana

Briefing: Why the hell does this place not carry the shampoo that I like? It greatly annoys me. My mission is to locate a general store and see if they carry the shampoo. If not, find a back up brand, my hair is starting to smell funny. Also, on my journey to find this stuff, be sure to pick up some cheap BIC auto-pencils. They are fun to burn. Another thing I need to do is to avoid those razor toothed evil females at all cost. Lastly, I need to return safely.

STATUS:

Objective A: Find my favorite shampoo, FAILED this place sucks...

Objective B: Find alternate brand of shampoo, FAILED this place really sucks...

Objective C: Find BIC auto pencils, COMPLETE...though the closest thing they had was a brand called BOOT...

Objective D : Avoid those evil razor teeth flesh eating females COMPLETE...though it was a close call..I just told them I was a potted plant like always and they didnt eat me...

Objective E: Make it back safely COMPLETE...though it took me 6 hours to remember where I lived...


Post Mission Analysis: Probably glad I didnt find the shampoo...those women may have noticed that I wasnt a potted plant if I had it on and would have eaten me...

Der mo...Ya ne mogu doveryat zhenshchina bolshe...vse oni khotyat ubit menya...vse khotyat sest moyu plot...navernoe, muchit menya, poka ya medlenno umolyat o smerti pervogo.... moe oruzhie, veroyatno, budet bespolezno...no ya sderzhu svoe Kalashnikova i Dragunova moi ryadom so mnoi vse vremya...Ya umru zdes, v etom meste...Imyeet Materi Rossiya otkazalas ot menya? Ya nadyeyus, chto eto ne tak...Ya dazhe ne mogu doveryat tem bolshe ya obozhal...Ya umru....poshel na khui vse...Vy mozhete vse idti yebat sebya..Ya ne umru bez borba...kakoi by beznadezhnoi ni eto...Ya Syn Rodiny...li ona otkazalas ot menya ili net...ya ne umru bez boya...moi konets blizok..

Chyort...the females here are getting worse and worse...I have been drawing far too much attention to myself...they know who I am and even some of them know my fears...THEY KNOW MY FEARS!...I have had a hit put on me...$500? That part does not scare me...the part that scares me is the reason. "We women should torture him and eat him" Who..? Why..? Am I really that fun to torture that some unknown female puts that there and lets the whole city know..? I need to get out..but I cannot...I suppose I could go on foot...travel south...I must only travel at night...even though it is always night here it seems...I am sure if these females want me to scream so badly..they will follow me to the ends of the earth...distance has never stopped them before...they will hunt me down...torture me..and kill me...I need to bide my time..however..if I wait too long..I will be KIA... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻