This is the journal of Melchior, no information here is to be used IC unless pervious consent has been given. This is a physical diary that Melchior carries with him and writes in, there is no version of this diary found on the net.
~ The Super Awesome Diary of the Adventures of Mr Cooldude ~
| Week One |
First Day in the new city:
I left London a day ago, it feels a lot longer. This place isn’t like Bexley. It’s strange not seeing an Aldi anywhere, and I really don’t understand the lack of Gregg’s - its almost like these people don’t appreciate the amazingness of the sausage roll...god I could do with a Gregg’s sausage roll right now, and I would murder for a decent cup of tea.
Notes:
- 1. Buy a kettle
2. Get some PJ tips, or Yorkshire tea
3. Email Gregg’s and demand they open a place here.
Second Day in the new city:
I think I have finally settled down in this place, I am still looking for a flat but I’m pretty sure I will get one soon enough. I have a viewing for a flat in a really run down looking area, but I can’t affored decent area. I hope this place is better than the last I looked at, I can’t believe there was a body behind the bins! Is that normal for this city? I hope not…
Notes:
- 1. See about getting a new laptop
2. Look at at least three flats a week
3. Get a job!
4. REALLY GET A JOB!
Third Day in the new city:
The curse of Melchior hit again. I was at the flats looking for a place (it has zombies in it, thats a thing here) and I don’t know how it happened but I ended up on my backside down a flight of stairs with a busted up leg. What the hell is wrong with me? I can’t walk four paces without ended up on my back or my face. Luckily my leg wasn’t broken, I had a pretty nasty cut that needed ten stiches but the bone was fine. I also met this dude who seemed pretty cool, gave him my number, I think I’ve made a friend!
Notes:
- 1. Glitter pens are needed ASAP
2. Don’t get killed by the zombies
3. Try not to get killed by anything actually
4. Stay alive for at least a year..
Fourth Day in the new city:
I am an idiot. Why don’t I ever listen to anyone? I’m in this new city place without any of my friends...I’m in a new university and I feel bloody alone. God I wish I had my goldfish…
Notes:
- 1. Get a dog.
2. Get 2 dogs…
3. GET ALL THE DOGS!
