I Can Go all Night [open]
Posted: 23 Feb 2017, 11:08
Grant Stonehouse glided across the ankle deep murky water of the sewer tunnel with the elegance of an Olympic ice-skating champion. The rainwater poured down onto him through the open grate above his soaking wet head, saturating his dark boiler suit. He epitomized the proverbial drowned rat. But he didn’t care; he wasn’t at all bothered about his state of utter dishevelment. Why oh why was he feeling so incredibly energetic? This was just one of many questions racing through Stonehouse’s mind as he rushed through the damp labyrinth of pathways towards an old chemical plant in the Stag Heath district of Harper Rock.
For the past week or so, the former executive had been feeling excessively perky, like the Duracell Bunny on amphetamines. There was a real snap to his celery, an abundance of enthusiasm. Not that he was in any way complaining. Stonehouse was loving it!
The businessman had recently devised a new moneymaking scheme, and had already, seemingly, fine-tuned it to perfection. Stonehouse wanted to play the role of the businessman; a role with which he was more than familiar. He’d purchased yet another expensive dark suit, the best he could find in town, and buffed his leather shoes to create a half decent impersonation of a city banker. Instead of sticking to the shadows and sneaking in through the metaphorical back door, the showman had bounded in through the literal front door, bold as brass. There had been some kind of evening fund-raising dinner in one of the city buildings. His plan had been simple: walk into the office block with the masses of other city types, talk the talk, steal a few items while nobody was looking, strike a few profitable deals, and vanish into the underworld.
The huge beneficial factor in the plan was the large number of other people. They had acted as his shield. Effectively, the sneaky salesman had hidden in plain sight, camouflaged by numerous other businessmen in smart suits, blending in like a corporate chameleon. The shear volume of voices, the concentration of conversation, and the barrage of business banter, had caused Stonehouse to focus all of his attention. He still hadn’t managed to control the crazy overload on his senses that regularly haunted him, and a crowded room was rapidly becoming his nemesis. However, majestic professionalism had dragged him through like a tugboat hauling a battleship into harbour. And what a harbour! How many deals had the entrepreneur managed to secure, five, six, maybe seven? Add to that a bounty of half a dozen credit card filled wallets and the occasional gold wrist watch, and this was plunder that the most feared pirate in the Caribbean would have been proud of gathering. This was an excellent night’s work!
Normally, such a successful escapade would be cause for a celebration, a time to relax and reflect on a fantastic business venture, but not tonight. Stonehouse was no longer his usual self, no longer as cool as a cucumber, but was more like a fiery chilli. He felt like he had a beehive inside his belly, the worker bees buzzing away, driving him ever onwards. Barging past many other suit-clad executives, spilling several Champagne cocktails in the process, the energy bomb that was Stonehouse rushed out into the cool night air. He wanted more action, more stimulation, that rush of excitement and adrenaline that go hand in hand like a pair of star-struck lovers.
No sooner had Stonehouse given the pompous business executives the slip, than he was already hatching up another cunning plan to feed his thirst for excitement. He ran, at electrifying speed, to an apartment that he owned in the city centre. Ditching his stuffy business-wear in favour of the far more practical black boiler suit that he had grown to adore, Stonehouse sprang back out into the streets, descending into the underground system at the first opportunity.
The splashing of the grimy sewer water around his shins as his sturdy boots slammed down didn’t phase Stonehouse one bit. He was on a mission. He had energy to burn, like a giant pile of wood ready to be set alight on Bonfire Night.
Bursting into the chemical plant, which had become some kind of hub for a faction known as the Helheim, Stonehouse whipped out his firearms. There was no time to waste; he wanted to dive straight into the thick of it. The gunslinger quickly came face to face with his new foe, a soldier of some description wielding a gun. The hunter wasted no time in introducing himself, firing several rounds in the direction of the startled corporal, turning the hapless Helheim minion into Swiss cheese as each bullet thudded, satisfyingly, into its target.
A second trooper, dressed in combat gear acquired from goodness knows what dodgy website, rushed towards Stonehouse, clearly having been alerted by the sound of gunfire.
“Oh, so you want some too?” yelled Stonehouse, guns blazing like a firework display on New Year’s Eve.
Another volley of lead erupted from the barrel of Stonehouse’s weapon, heading directly towards the onrushing guard. Fortune was not on the side of the naïve corporal, and several bullets pierced his skull, ripping open his soft brain.
“Take it in the face!” exclaimed an exuberant Stonehouse
The pain would surely have been intense, as if all the buzzing bees in Stonehouse’s stomach hive had flown into the soldier’s skull and stung him at once. The lifeless body of the guard slumped unceremoniously to the floor like a giant sack of potatoes.
There was no time for the urban cowboy to rest on his laurels. Two more combatants leaped from a corner of the safehouse bunker, both wielding sizable firearms, and brandishing particularly mean expressions across their angry faces.
“Bring it on!” cried Stonehouse, unloading a full magazine at the menacing soldiers. “Is that all you’ve got?”
One of the warriors fell to his knees as a spray of bullets cut through both his thighs, mowing him down like a mighty oak under a lumberjack’s axe, effectively putting him out of the game for a short while. The other, however, was clearly made of sturdier stuff, and fired back a volley of rounds, despite having caught a slug in his midriff. A couple of lead projectiles struck an over-confident Stonehouse in the left arm, knocking him off his balance.
“Clumsy!” said Stonehouse under his breath. “Don’t get too cocky.”
Retaliation was both swift and decisive, a wave of bullets from a handgun that Stonehouse always kept as a spare flying directly at the stronger of the two soldiers, pounding into his chest and stomach like guided missiles, ending his participation in this particular battle in the most dramatic and lethal way. Stonehouse let out an almighty sigh as he deliberately fell backwards into the cold, hard floor of the bunker. Staring at the dusty ceiling as he clutched lovingly at his faithful firearm, he grinned almost uncontrollably. This was turning into one hell of a night! And he still felt like he had plenty of fuel in his tank.
For the past week or so, the former executive had been feeling excessively perky, like the Duracell Bunny on amphetamines. There was a real snap to his celery, an abundance of enthusiasm. Not that he was in any way complaining. Stonehouse was loving it!
The businessman had recently devised a new moneymaking scheme, and had already, seemingly, fine-tuned it to perfection. Stonehouse wanted to play the role of the businessman; a role with which he was more than familiar. He’d purchased yet another expensive dark suit, the best he could find in town, and buffed his leather shoes to create a half decent impersonation of a city banker. Instead of sticking to the shadows and sneaking in through the metaphorical back door, the showman had bounded in through the literal front door, bold as brass. There had been some kind of evening fund-raising dinner in one of the city buildings. His plan had been simple: walk into the office block with the masses of other city types, talk the talk, steal a few items while nobody was looking, strike a few profitable deals, and vanish into the underworld.
The huge beneficial factor in the plan was the large number of other people. They had acted as his shield. Effectively, the sneaky salesman had hidden in plain sight, camouflaged by numerous other businessmen in smart suits, blending in like a corporate chameleon. The shear volume of voices, the concentration of conversation, and the barrage of business banter, had caused Stonehouse to focus all of his attention. He still hadn’t managed to control the crazy overload on his senses that regularly haunted him, and a crowded room was rapidly becoming his nemesis. However, majestic professionalism had dragged him through like a tugboat hauling a battleship into harbour. And what a harbour! How many deals had the entrepreneur managed to secure, five, six, maybe seven? Add to that a bounty of half a dozen credit card filled wallets and the occasional gold wrist watch, and this was plunder that the most feared pirate in the Caribbean would have been proud of gathering. This was an excellent night’s work!
Normally, such a successful escapade would be cause for a celebration, a time to relax and reflect on a fantastic business venture, but not tonight. Stonehouse was no longer his usual self, no longer as cool as a cucumber, but was more like a fiery chilli. He felt like he had a beehive inside his belly, the worker bees buzzing away, driving him ever onwards. Barging past many other suit-clad executives, spilling several Champagne cocktails in the process, the energy bomb that was Stonehouse rushed out into the cool night air. He wanted more action, more stimulation, that rush of excitement and adrenaline that go hand in hand like a pair of star-struck lovers.
No sooner had Stonehouse given the pompous business executives the slip, than he was already hatching up another cunning plan to feed his thirst for excitement. He ran, at electrifying speed, to an apartment that he owned in the city centre. Ditching his stuffy business-wear in favour of the far more practical black boiler suit that he had grown to adore, Stonehouse sprang back out into the streets, descending into the underground system at the first opportunity.
The splashing of the grimy sewer water around his shins as his sturdy boots slammed down didn’t phase Stonehouse one bit. He was on a mission. He had energy to burn, like a giant pile of wood ready to be set alight on Bonfire Night.
Bursting into the chemical plant, which had become some kind of hub for a faction known as the Helheim, Stonehouse whipped out his firearms. There was no time to waste; he wanted to dive straight into the thick of it. The gunslinger quickly came face to face with his new foe, a soldier of some description wielding a gun. The hunter wasted no time in introducing himself, firing several rounds in the direction of the startled corporal, turning the hapless Helheim minion into Swiss cheese as each bullet thudded, satisfyingly, into its target.
A second trooper, dressed in combat gear acquired from goodness knows what dodgy website, rushed towards Stonehouse, clearly having been alerted by the sound of gunfire.
“Oh, so you want some too?” yelled Stonehouse, guns blazing like a firework display on New Year’s Eve.
Another volley of lead erupted from the barrel of Stonehouse’s weapon, heading directly towards the onrushing guard. Fortune was not on the side of the naïve corporal, and several bullets pierced his skull, ripping open his soft brain.
“Take it in the face!” exclaimed an exuberant Stonehouse
The pain would surely have been intense, as if all the buzzing bees in Stonehouse’s stomach hive had flown into the soldier’s skull and stung him at once. The lifeless body of the guard slumped unceremoniously to the floor like a giant sack of potatoes.
There was no time for the urban cowboy to rest on his laurels. Two more combatants leaped from a corner of the safehouse bunker, both wielding sizable firearms, and brandishing particularly mean expressions across their angry faces.
“Bring it on!” cried Stonehouse, unloading a full magazine at the menacing soldiers. “Is that all you’ve got?”
One of the warriors fell to his knees as a spray of bullets cut through both his thighs, mowing him down like a mighty oak under a lumberjack’s axe, effectively putting him out of the game for a short while. The other, however, was clearly made of sturdier stuff, and fired back a volley of rounds, despite having caught a slug in his midriff. A couple of lead projectiles struck an over-confident Stonehouse in the left arm, knocking him off his balance.
“Clumsy!” said Stonehouse under his breath. “Don’t get too cocky.”
Retaliation was both swift and decisive, a wave of bullets from a handgun that Stonehouse always kept as a spare flying directly at the stronger of the two soldiers, pounding into his chest and stomach like guided missiles, ending his participation in this particular battle in the most dramatic and lethal way. Stonehouse let out an almighty sigh as he deliberately fell backwards into the cold, hard floor of the bunker. Staring at the dusty ceiling as he clutched lovingly at his faithful firearm, he grinned almost uncontrollably. This was turning into one hell of a night! And he still felt like he had plenty of fuel in his tank.