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Ok, I really messed up today she so going to kill me. But pretty much she is always going to kill me why Like her so much. Any way let explain what happen.

Ok, See what happen was......

It was after work I had few hours that night to kill before I had to sleep. So I started playing with tender on my phone. Yea, I know bad Idea but vamps got eat right. Right Vamps got eat. So this little preppy chick with daddy issues liked my beard. So we chat back and forth for bit and she like come over to my place.... Yep that type of chick.

So i get on my hog and drive over. All the thing you don't want know about well they when well.... almost well.
So while we were eating cookie. lol still funny to call it that. She said Bite me...... I doing go keep the control. it Just cookies after all. I had cookies like a lot. I lost count of all the cookies i had and ate.... That's not important here.

Back to the meat of the story.... So I was be bad/ good boy kinda right. She Bit me like a man ***** and slapped me. So I could not back down now Really in hindsight I should ate my cookie and left but NO! I am all Cookie and Milk Right come on I can be the only like who like cookie and milk right?.... i digress . Back to the tale at hand.

So I bit her right I was doing good not drinks to much she and both having fun. So i about close the wound and be cool right. No this crazy little thing grabbed my head and held it there. Yes She was like Don't stop I .... you know want know all that. Anyway So yeah I flirted with the danger zone a little. So it get little to close to of don't pull the shoot she dead crazy one. So again I a like no Aden don't get in trouble. She kill you for sure.

So I start to pull off ... I said Pull.... The punches me in the face and calls me a P**** .. Yes! oh that's not all either. She shoves my head back to her neck like I can drink all the milk I want. She like Do it you alittle B*** or something. I don't take well be yelled at by woman. I don't long story but It doesn't go well. I go all NOm NOm NOm on her right. She no longer yelling at me. Let say for woman the was dieing she did not sound like it. All I am saying. She got in headlock kinda loving her cookie. I drink milk like that crap free.

Yep you see were this going don't you. You know what said you read the rest of this to see of end like you know it will. But get better than you think let me tell you.

So she has the best and last cookie of her life... and well I learn again Milk and free. So I in her house she all looks at me i pretty and DEAD!!! VERY DEAD!! So now What do i do I got get ride of the body right. Won't help the vamp cause I been vamp like month now. Valkyrie will rip my balls off and kill me. I looking around and the hear the Door open and guess what. This crazy living dead girl was married Yep and he works a 2nd night shift I guess. I freaking out running holding my head like oh crap.

I know DNA all over her. My beard hair alone will get me screwed my bike outside. He got know something is wrong right. He coming up stairs in moment I can feel it what the am i going to to do. The it hit me man come home wife cheating and chases man out of house and the kills his wife. This sound good. Right it plain the fight he kills her then set her body on fire but don't make out of the fire him self. I know it horrible plain I have 3 sec to make it ok... Best i could come up with.

So he open the door I grab him cover his mouth and nose. He fights like boss I give the man that but I hold on like a spider monkey. Finally he falls limp in my hand. Ok i go work. They got gass in the garage. Sweet!

So grab the gas can I go back to the room. I trust my instinct I pretty sure them man had gun in here. I find it. I hold him up like rag doll and put the gun in his hand Shoot the wife like 4 times . I cover her in gas . Carry him into the living room poor a tail of gas form the room down the stairs and get little on his leg . The stand him on the stair and let him fall hard on the floor.

Why you as did do that? To make it look like he tripped that who fell and knocked himself out. Ok, so run back upstairs and toss a lighter i find on her she goes up like xmas tree. Then I use every bit speed I got Run out side open and shut the door with making a noise. On little noise as possible with looking like I am there. Grab my bike and push it the hell down three streets. I crank it up and ride I here the fireman halling *** to but it out.

So yep that want happen .....

Picks up his cell phone goes the contacts click boss.”Please go to voicemail….. Please go to voicemail ….. Please go to voicemail”.

“Docs, Ashley and Laura are both dead house is on fire. Apparently they got turned into blood thieves. They seduced me, then all three of them decided to attack boyfriend added in situations horrible blood everywhere. House on fire I’m alive than dead watch the news.”slams closed his flip phone

Runs his hands through his blood crusted hair and pushes some of the blind out of his beard “ Fire,two houses and now apartment complex, Holy Loki’s horned helmet”.

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So about three months ago I get a call from Doc’s secretary letting me know that they’re changing my normal run and I’m getting two girls who him and watch on a regular basis. I am like totally cool with this who doesn’t like hanging out with hot gorgeous women especially to of them.

So I pull up to the new spot to pick them up I this gorgeous condo apartment. I can’t believe my eyes I swear Lela Star and Christina Hendricks. Home walking down the stairs in dresses that doesn’t leave too much imagination but deftly would make any man’s heart almost explode.

When they get into the car they introduced themselves as Ashley and Laura. Like always they let me know where they need to go car in drive and take off.

Like normal jobs pretty easy take the girls were the need to go chill in the car. Make sure that there is no problems that need to be taken care of. Not a bad gig all you know.

Normally the girls are pretty nice you flirted with a little bit and a lot of them have been known to suggest friends for me to have a good time with. Because you don’t mix business and pleasure at least you’re not supposed to.

There is a very big difference between Ashley and Laura than the other girls.the entire three months for this all happens they flirt with the hard-core. They seem to love their job I mean these girls really love their jobs.

The things they did in the back car in between roots trying to get me to pull over and join in and really made it hard for drop off them every night because by Odin these girls …. I mean…..

I swear this must’ve been some type of weird set up from the beginning that no man his right mind that was single web not fallen for.

So when I run the way back about to drop them off wiping the wip and read to head home as it’s getting closer to sundown.

As I get closer to their house all the sudden Laura goes from making out with Ashley with very minimal clothing to crawling up into the front seat. Before I get a chance to say what are you doing less just say she knew what she was after. It was very difficult to drive.

The entire time Laura was trying to earn a protein shake. Ashley had scooted over behind me and was doing wonderful things with those soft hand and lips of hers to the rest of me while I was trying to keep my eyes on the road. As you can imagine it was awesome yet totally unprofessional.

So we finally pull over to their house so it’s not like I was going to say no when they invite me up and I don’t think the word invite would be a good way to describe it more like drag me along with their feminine wiles.

So close are going everywhere and are making moral way up the stairs into one of the girls bedrooms. I don’t remember really watch what happens at this point. Between the mesh of three bodies. This is one of those things that you remember forever up until it goes horribly wrong.

Lowers sitting on top of me Ashley is behind me holding both of my hands behind my back with hers with her body pressed up against mine and well Laura , we all know what lowers doing and it’s glorious. With all the loud moaning in skin and pleasure going on one would think he probably had the advantage but it didn’t go the way they play and apparently.

Out of the closet or snuck into the next room I don’t know their accomplice boyfriend or whoever is on the call this guy “Dead meat”. Somehow snuck up behind me I felt the feeling of a blade leaf against my throat I could smell the scent of a cigar. Suddenly I could feel Ashley trying to put handcuffs on me.

Instinctively I reached up grabbed the man’s wrist rolling mindful were pulling it away from my neck sucking my hand down. The head flies back cracking him across the nose with mud left hand I reach out stick it in the middle of Laura’s chest chunking her across the room as she flies into the wall rolling my shoulder attempting to flip Mr. dead meat over my shoulder so I can get an understanding of what’s going on here.

As now Laura and Mr. dead meat fly flat there there there is a sharp pain stabbed into my shoulder” ****!” Ashley has stabbed a small dagger that I have no idea where it came from into the back of my right shoulder. “ You *****!” with my left hand which up and go for throat go-ahead and crush her trachea with one good strike. Thinking that I finish her off I turned to look at her conferences reaching up with the left hand pulling the knife out of the back of my shoulder swing it with all of my might letting it go aiming directly for dead speech chest as he is now gone back to his feet.

Now I have a particular problem that I am currently trying to learn to control. My eyes go completely black like that of a great white shark a begin to go into battle frenzy almost like a trained berserker things get a little bit fuzzy when I come to there’s normally absolute carnage.

I don’t know if I hit him until know what happened in the moments after that. I don’t know how long it was before I snapped out of it I am standing in the middle of the room completely covered from head to toe in blood and guts three bodies or completely ravaged different parts all over the room it looks like a scene out of a horror movie like one of the old grind movies,. I’ve never seen so much blood in all my life it’s everywhere it’s chunks of flesh are in my beard and hair.

I’ve got a gun shot wound to the barn right side multiple stab owns on my back gunshot wound to the side of my left leg. Has some scratches on my face bleeding into my eye.

So run downstairs and a panic trying to figure out what I’m going to do I realized that you have a gas stove as stemming him the living room I go turn on the gas I checked to see if the water heater is gas as well and it is breaking the line. Go to the garage managed to find a few gas cans start covering the house in gas. If it’s flammable analyte on fire easy I code it.
The whole house is covered I even go back and get bottles of oil pour them everywhere as well, do the same in the kitchen any cooking oil that I can find, I start spreading it everywhere like it is champagne.

I looked out the window I see that the sun is getting closer to the rising started to get tired of bodies is something extremely exhausted. I know I can’t stay here a guy like this **** and go.I take a thing of the playbook of Bourne supremacy I go take a rolled up magazine shove it in the toaster plugged in pop the toaster to get ready.I haul out of the house close the door and directly into the car.

Soon as I get in the car drop it in drive I realized that Doc not the girls because of his car and had to completely ditch the car somehow well I’m time the sun is going to be up here soon I have a horrible headache I don’t know how I’m going to find a place to get out of the sun. Yet I’m feeling out of the driveway like a madman trying to think of somewhere to go while the time I get about 50 yards. I hear an explosion, I look back through my back window is the whole side of the house, actually explode out as fire shoots out in this most amazing beautiful fireball. The whole condo is completely up in flames except for the flying debris and fire the lands and the house the right the heat from the fire starts to catch the other house on fire. It also starts to catch the apartments on fire on the other side of it as well.

Only thing I can think at the moment is it sucks to be them. I’m driving like I’m out of fast and the furious flying through the streets of harbor to find a place to ditch the car.