To the Moon! [Closed]
Posted: 09 Nov 2016, 12:29
“The world has officially gone mad,” the white-haired man groused as he paced.
Blanched grey plumes of smoke twisted out of his nostrils like an ethereal dragon as he breathed, as well as when he occasionally growled. The cigarette was held between two slender fingers, their ends dipped in dark green enamel though it didn’t really hide the blood crusted beneath those nails. His alabaster skin was stained red in patches down his hands and forearms, crumbs that looked like coffee flakes were scattered there too; the evidence of a long and difficult journey present and accounted for. Myk clenched his empty fist, squeezing out the cold that clung at his bare flesh. Even as a Vampire, even riddled with anger, he was tortured by the cold. Still, there was little more that he could do other than scowl to keep the cold at bay. One could suggest that he opted to wear more than a pair of oversized, distended vest tops and fashionably-ripped, skinny jeans, but it wasn’t likely to change his opinion on his wardrobe. Vanity was a far greater concern to the Telepath than a little chill. Besides, if he was really that bothered, he could wrap himself in his own hair; the bone-white tresses were certainly long enough to coil around his entire upper half quite comfortably.
“This is it, you know,” Myk continued, breathing smoke that matched the burn of his voice. “This is the end of all rationality, liberty, and good times. Actually, come to think of it, I guess this year has been a turning point for mankind. Maybe something like the end of the world is upon us. Ragnarok. After all, it has seen the rise of intolerance, the stirring of injustices, and it has lost some of its most beloved stars to cancers, sorrow, war, and disease… Then the UK’s population of working class decided to take a dump on the rug of the world and expects the government to clean it up. They called it a revolution, a two fingered salute to The Man, because they were taking back their country. All that they have revoked is the feeling of charity, the sense of security for being able to walk down a street if you don’t look like a native. And now this shambles in the US… Urg. Seriously. I think I would like to personally put a fork in the eye of those who voted to put a raving lunatic in the seat of power. He should be shot on account of that hairstyle alone, never mind his Stone Age principles and Neanderthal values. I can only imagine there won’t be any time to build the walls when it’s much easier just to press that button on the nuke launch. Don’t have to worry about Vampires at all then…” He clicked his tongue against the roof of his mouth and sighed. “Be glad you’re dead, Rutherford.” He glanced at the silhouette of the man who wasn’t there. “You don’t have to suffer any of this nonsense!”
“Perhaps,” the Wraith mused. “Though, I do have to suffer the young master’s tirades when he feels slighted by the world.”
He brought the cigarette to his cherry-stained lips again, took in a long breath, paused, and then casually exhaled a great cloud of smoke. It billowed into the arched stone ceiling like a lost smoke signal – perhaps yet another symbol of a world gone mad.
“Also, it is highly inappropriate for you to be standing in a Cathedral. Let alone smoking in one. Do they not teach manners these days?”
Following a sigh, Myk tossed the remains of his half-smoked cigarette onto the ground. To ensure its death, he stomped on the struggling embers, pressing it down into the flagstone flooring. Grey smoke spewed past the sides of his boot; the very last of the dragons that would rise from that particular fiery birth, but there would always be others. Just as the hissing breath of the dragon’s nursery faded into the echoes of the , another sound, one of thunder, pricked the Telepath’s ears and was followed swiftly by the descent of a million drops of rain.
“Happy?”
Rutherford hummed, but did not sound happy.
“And I don’t see why it is that I can’t stand here,” Myk grumbled. “If my presence alone is enough to offend them, then they deserve to be offended.”
“My, my. The young master is in such a foul mood this evening…”
“Not at all… I think, judging by the amount of people still breathing in this **** hole, that I am in a… fairly OK mood.”
“I would like to remind the young master that it is not particularly healthy to express one’s emotions through eye-gouging.”
Pewter eyes narrowed as Myk leant forward, pressing upon the personal space of the wispy black mass that was the Wraith. “You sound like my father right now and I want to hit you.”
“Is that not the most unfortunate thing of all…”
Myk made a disgusted face and turned away from the stocky black mass, turning his attention to the centre of the room where pews of worried faces were staring at him – some of them without staring. “We should go before they call the police,” Myk declared. “I doubt the reverend is looking in this direction so much just because he fancies the shape of my arse.”
“Hmm, perhaps. Lead the way then, young one.”
The Telepath exited the Cathedral with the Wraith in tow. He knew it was probably wise to get as far away from this location as he possibly could, and as quickly as he could, if he wanted to avoid getting shot at again by trigger-happy law enforcers. But the question still remained about how far would be a safe distance from this planet now that the Superpowers of the Earth were about to implode under the weight of their own idiocy. As Myk walked at a hurried pace – and in no particular direction – his gaze travelled upward to the heavens, to the silver slither of the lunar majesty above them. Perhaps they should all travel to the moon for safety. At least the view would be nice, they would get front row seats to watch the Earth burn. Someone could bring popcorn, they could roast marshmallows over an open fire, and it would be peaceful up there. Still, as lovely as his little fantasies were, Myk had to appreciate the fact that they were fantasies. Not even Vampires would be able to survive on the Moon’s surface without spacesuits and what have you. Besides, who in the hell was funding this mass migration?
Ah well.
If Myk couldn’t distract himself with fantasies of going to the Moon, then he would just have to make do with finding something or someone else that was equally fulfilling.
Blanched grey plumes of smoke twisted out of his nostrils like an ethereal dragon as he breathed, as well as when he occasionally growled. The cigarette was held between two slender fingers, their ends dipped in dark green enamel though it didn’t really hide the blood crusted beneath those nails. His alabaster skin was stained red in patches down his hands and forearms, crumbs that looked like coffee flakes were scattered there too; the evidence of a long and difficult journey present and accounted for. Myk clenched his empty fist, squeezing out the cold that clung at his bare flesh. Even as a Vampire, even riddled with anger, he was tortured by the cold. Still, there was little more that he could do other than scowl to keep the cold at bay. One could suggest that he opted to wear more than a pair of oversized, distended vest tops and fashionably-ripped, skinny jeans, but it wasn’t likely to change his opinion on his wardrobe. Vanity was a far greater concern to the Telepath than a little chill. Besides, if he was really that bothered, he could wrap himself in his own hair; the bone-white tresses were certainly long enough to coil around his entire upper half quite comfortably.
“This is it, you know,” Myk continued, breathing smoke that matched the burn of his voice. “This is the end of all rationality, liberty, and good times. Actually, come to think of it, I guess this year has been a turning point for mankind. Maybe something like the end of the world is upon us. Ragnarok. After all, it has seen the rise of intolerance, the stirring of injustices, and it has lost some of its most beloved stars to cancers, sorrow, war, and disease… Then the UK’s population of working class decided to take a dump on the rug of the world and expects the government to clean it up. They called it a revolution, a two fingered salute to The Man, because they were taking back their country. All that they have revoked is the feeling of charity, the sense of security for being able to walk down a street if you don’t look like a native. And now this shambles in the US… Urg. Seriously. I think I would like to personally put a fork in the eye of those who voted to put a raving lunatic in the seat of power. He should be shot on account of that hairstyle alone, never mind his Stone Age principles and Neanderthal values. I can only imagine there won’t be any time to build the walls when it’s much easier just to press that button on the nuke launch. Don’t have to worry about Vampires at all then…” He clicked his tongue against the roof of his mouth and sighed. “Be glad you’re dead, Rutherford.” He glanced at the silhouette of the man who wasn’t there. “You don’t have to suffer any of this nonsense!”
“Perhaps,” the Wraith mused. “Though, I do have to suffer the young master’s tirades when he feels slighted by the world.”
He brought the cigarette to his cherry-stained lips again, took in a long breath, paused, and then casually exhaled a great cloud of smoke. It billowed into the arched stone ceiling like a lost smoke signal – perhaps yet another symbol of a world gone mad.
“Also, it is highly inappropriate for you to be standing in a Cathedral. Let alone smoking in one. Do they not teach manners these days?”
Following a sigh, Myk tossed the remains of his half-smoked cigarette onto the ground. To ensure its death, he stomped on the struggling embers, pressing it down into the flagstone flooring. Grey smoke spewed past the sides of his boot; the very last of the dragons that would rise from that particular fiery birth, but there would always be others. Just as the hissing breath of the dragon’s nursery faded into the echoes of the , another sound, one of thunder, pricked the Telepath’s ears and was followed swiftly by the descent of a million drops of rain.
“Happy?”
Rutherford hummed, but did not sound happy.
“And I don’t see why it is that I can’t stand here,” Myk grumbled. “If my presence alone is enough to offend them, then they deserve to be offended.”
“My, my. The young master is in such a foul mood this evening…”
“Not at all… I think, judging by the amount of people still breathing in this **** hole, that I am in a… fairly OK mood.”
“I would like to remind the young master that it is not particularly healthy to express one’s emotions through eye-gouging.”
Pewter eyes narrowed as Myk leant forward, pressing upon the personal space of the wispy black mass that was the Wraith. “You sound like my father right now and I want to hit you.”
“Is that not the most unfortunate thing of all…”
Myk made a disgusted face and turned away from the stocky black mass, turning his attention to the centre of the room where pews of worried faces were staring at him – some of them without staring. “We should go before they call the police,” Myk declared. “I doubt the reverend is looking in this direction so much just because he fancies the shape of my arse.”
“Hmm, perhaps. Lead the way then, young one.”
The Telepath exited the Cathedral with the Wraith in tow. He knew it was probably wise to get as far away from this location as he possibly could, and as quickly as he could, if he wanted to avoid getting shot at again by trigger-happy law enforcers. But the question still remained about how far would be a safe distance from this planet now that the Superpowers of the Earth were about to implode under the weight of their own idiocy. As Myk walked at a hurried pace – and in no particular direction – his gaze travelled upward to the heavens, to the silver slither of the lunar majesty above them. Perhaps they should all travel to the moon for safety. At least the view would be nice, they would get front row seats to watch the Earth burn. Someone could bring popcorn, they could roast marshmallows over an open fire, and it would be peaceful up there. Still, as lovely as his little fantasies were, Myk had to appreciate the fact that they were fantasies. Not even Vampires would be able to survive on the Moon’s surface without spacesuits and what have you. Besides, who in the hell was funding this mass migration?
Ah well.
If Myk couldn’t distract himself with fantasies of going to the Moon, then he would just have to make do with finding something or someone else that was equally fulfilling.