The beginning date of this event takes place May 10th, 2016
Each slide of his toes left a slight burn on their way into the thick straps of the most comfortable pair of shoes that he could tolerate wearing at the moment. The chilean sun was fierce on the last day he was there. It didn’t help that he had passed out beneath if before the eleventh hour of the most beautiful morning he had in years. Unfortunately he didn’t wake up until the ball of fire in the sky went down for it’s own nap. Like salt in a fresh wound he had ample time to say goodbye to what transformed him into a walking public service warning as what happens when too much tequila and Santiago sun find a traveler’s system before noon.
Louvel von der Marck was as slow as molasses in January going through the motions like everyone else around him. He could thank sixteen days that had him hiking, biking and swimming across the longest country in the world that just so happens to be eighty percent mountains. Lots of mountains and sun.The aisle of the small private chartered flight filled up and he could feel the sandpaper like brush of coconut bathed skin against his own. Beady eyes were on him again and this time he glanced down and confirmed that there was a child all of six year of age possessing them. Long dark lashes batted while the small hands reach to clasp the loops of the father’s waist close at hand.
“You snore.” The statement was direct and shot at him despite the lack of introduction.
“No, I don’t.” Louvel was pretty sure he didn’t. Anyone that had been privy to knowing never said anything. Martin certainly would have said something.
“Loud.” The girl’s face was serious.
“I do not.”His reach for the compartment above his seat that held his carry on bags was a painful one.
“Yeah, actually you do.” The father chimed in while handing over a Little Pony backpack to the girl who seemed insistent on pointing out his flaws upon first chance she had.
“I find that hard to believe.” The canvas expedition hat that was in as rough shape as he was was cupped over his head thanks to his left hand.
“Take our word for it.” The little girl in the white sundress nodded as her father spoke.
“How do I know if you are telling me the truth?” Louvel glanced between the two. “I was sleeping. I don't know you...” He looked down to the little girl. "Or you."
“I got proof.” Another voice stepped into the conversation from behind him. A gray haired beachcomber from what appeared to be the fifties was standing with a cell phone in hand when he turned to identify who had something on him. “Hope you don’t mind but I happen to be affiliated with a sleep study clinic. Kind of goes with the territory.”
Louvel in all his crispy fried glory had no chance but to wait in the aisle where he felt like a loosely positioned sardine with those around him who were intent on his acceptance that he in fact had an issue with snoring. People he was actually noticing for the first time despite the fact that they seemed to have spent countless international flight hours observing him and...his face deadpanned when the cell phone in the old guys hand played a clip of him snoring. There was something seriously wrong with it. The man’s thumb pressed and the volume increased to reveal a definite session of the von der Marck sawing logs against the window where he recently woke.
“See?” The girl chirped up.
“I can help with that if you are interested.” A business card replaced the visual and audio of his apparent snoring.
“I will give it some thought.”
Louvel found the aisle clearing and he didn’t wait for it to change. Business card filed into his right shorts pocket he was on his way. Through the gates and to baggage claim he was like a golden topped bronze lobster grabbing his one of a kind olive green Samsonite luggage. It was so hideous in its hard as a tortoise shell exterior that it had no chance of ever getting stolen or mistaken for another. With a firm grip on the handle he was out the front doors and soon standing beneath the Canadian sun which was not packing half the punch that Chile’s was but it still reminded him he had some healing time before he was good as new.
Damp but as good as it was going to currently get Louvel found himself an hour later reclining in the small room of the place he occupied when tending to his role of The Keeper. Not that it ever was unattended. Even in his absence when he was out exploring the rest of the world the staff beneath him that he entrusted the job to did what was expected. With that reassurance in mind Louvel didn’t bother to call the one in charge to let him know he was off the hook. He needed to get at least two coats of aloe vera on his blistered hide and something to eat. Maybe some water. His chapped lips and blistered nose stood out in his reflection facing him in the mirror across the room while he gave it some thought.
“Damn. Need to fix this.”
He pulled his tall body from the wicker chair beneath him. He unzipped the luggage that had spent the flight time in the bowels of the plane safe and far from the decibels of his snoring.Dropping to sit on the bed beside it he lifted the cover and tapped it to fall back. The aloe vera and best burn cream was inside. His hands went for the clam shell compartments that seemed awkward from the start. One zipper pulled back and his fingers reached inside and were met by a plastic bag. He started to pull at it then blinked at what came to view. It certainly wasn’t his. He looked down while stuffing the bag right back where it came from. The next zipper went back and he discovered clothing that was not his. He popped up from the bed, his hands ran back firmly through his wet blonde long hair.
“No way!” He growled as if that would be all it would take to fix the mix up. “What the f****!”
The last thing Louvel was interested in doing so soon after getting home from a couple weeks in sun soaked Chile was to hang out in Harper Rock airport and hunt for his luggage. He didn’t want to but he had no choice. He had everything he couldn’t get by without for several weeks zipped up inside. His mossy orbs looked at the luggage on the bed. His right hand opened another zipper. With a cautious and curled finger tip out came the last item he expected to find zipped up in a suitcase, locked in a box or hell even on the end of his finger. He tossed it back to the center of the open case. That sure as hell was not his.
“Yeah, hell no.”
Lou grumbled while he reached for his cell phone and was dialing the airport waiting for all the prompts that would hook him up with the one who could tell him where his **** was at. He was the kind of guy who didn’t worked up easy but when he was close to looking like a red raisin and staring at the contents of the luggage he currently had while his was floating god only knows where...he wasn’t apt to be the nice guy.