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Q: What do you get when you take a blind man armed with an unloaded gun, a First Lady who can run faster than Forrest Gump, and a gaggle of confused vampires running around catching bullets to stop them from hitting walls?

A: An asskicking.

That sucked. I know why people don't like the Shadow Realm now. Some douche siphoned me too. I got him back twice though and then he hid behind some wall or something he made. I gotta learn how to do that.

If I see him around again I'm shoving Whack-A-Mole, my warhammer, up his keister.

That'll make it as sore as mine was after those gangsters were done with it.

**** it though. There's always next time.

Been wandering around a bit. Everyone I see is hot. Not sure how HR is just now attracting attention from paranormal investigators. There's obviously some weird supernatural thing going on that makes everyone you see look like models, actors and music stars. HR- Canada's most fuckable city! Yeah.

We have Hollywood right ******* here in the sleepy city of Harper Rock. How is the porn industry not taking advantage of this place? Talent agents should be flooding in here!

With the number of fadebeasties running around it's easy to see that women here literally would die for some ****. How is no one making money off this?!?

Or are they? The plot thickens!