Smoke and Mirrors
Posted: 11 Sep 2015, 04:56
It started with a hot chocolate and ended with a cold shower.
“NYC Bagel Combo, please.”
“Would you like a drink with that?”
“Hot chocolate.”
“Our hot chocolate machine isn’t working this morning.”
Typical, the man thought, “Orange juice I guess.”
The lady behind the counter couldn’t have been older than twenty-two. She was short and had long black hair that looked like it could do with a good wash. If I find one of those in my bagel, today might be the day I gut a *****, Verne thought; that would just make his day after one long, sleepless flight, a screaming baby, a two hour wait in customs, and strip search he wouldn’t forget in a hurry.
“We don’t have any ice,” the girl smiled apologetically as she slid the tray across the counter.
I think I’ll survive without the Ebola cubes, Verne forced a smile, “No problem.”
He sat down in the back, flicked a piece of lettuce off the chair and squeezed a plastic lid onto his orange juice before he unwrapped the bagel. A stale bun, dry egg, zero bacon, and too much hollandaise sauce was devoured in record time; his iron gut never failing to disappoint. A music video of Rita Ora shaking her tits about was interrupted by one of those not so strange events the news was covering. Damn right you should be sorry for interrupting my viewing, he slumped back in the chair and slicked his wheat coloured hair back under the hood of his sweater.
“When she was brutally attacked with…”
“Oh let me guess, last year’s shitty birthday present she couldn’t find place for on the wall,” the man muttered and sucked the last of the orange juice from his cup through a straw obnoxiously.
“Before being strangled with her stockings,” the reporter revealed.
“Ho, ho, ho, Santa you filthy dog.”
The Paladin rose, set the empty cup down on the food tray and left on foot, headed home. It was a long walk to Vita Bella, not the kind of road hitchhikers flocked too; then again, Verne wasn’t exactly the type of person others stopped for, tall, burly, and far too imposing.
It was nice to find that his key was still hidden in the same place and the security cameras looked to be working. A pair of brightly coloured running shoes thrown down just inside the door told him he had the right house and that Dom was probably still living here. By the time the elevator had stopped on the top floor his shoes were off and a dirty trail of clothing followed him to the bathroom where Hello Kitty sat curled up on the toilet seat. She opened one eye to squint at and scrutinise him with before going back to sleep.
“No ******* hot water!” Verne yelled at the top of his lungs; frustration peaking.
Dripping wet and dressed in a towel he stumbled to the bedroom and scratched through his drawers for a packet of cigarettes only to come up empty handed. He was angry enough to punch a hole in the wall but put himself to bed instead; sleep was the best cure for rage, that or a good shag.
“You must be the one. Only you would rest here. I will not watch her be broken again. You have been warned. Use care in your steps toward her."
Verne opened his eyes and looked at the glowing green numbers of the alarm clock, stark in the blackened room, “It’s three in the morning,” he grumbled and rubbed his head, complaining to whoever had the television on too loud.
"You have no idea how much that woman loves you. I watched her die every night her eyes opened. I will protect her. I am not going anywhere."
Verne sat up quickly on the bed and rubbed the drool from the right side of his mouth, “Dom?” It was a man’s voice he heard in the darkness, one he couldn't recognise.
"She laid here crying until I came. She was going crazy. She talked to you and swore you were there. I came because someone had to save her."
The hairs on his arms and the back of his neck stood on end as the horripilation of his skin alerted him the strange and very real presence in the room. Verne turned on the light and saw nothing but the empty walls staring back at him. I ******* lose my **** every time I come back here, he shivered and got up to walk out into the kitchen, passing through a cold breath of air as he went down the steps. When he looked back, he stared for a long time before lifting his gaze to check for a vent in the ceiling; nothing.
Rufus met him at the bottom of the stairs and the tall male scooped his favourite little ninja up before throwing himself down on the leather armchair in the lounge to watch cartoons until he was able to drift off.
“NYC Bagel Combo, please.”
“Would you like a drink with that?”
“Hot chocolate.”
“Our hot chocolate machine isn’t working this morning.”
Typical, the man thought, “Orange juice I guess.”
The lady behind the counter couldn’t have been older than twenty-two. She was short and had long black hair that looked like it could do with a good wash. If I find one of those in my bagel, today might be the day I gut a *****, Verne thought; that would just make his day after one long, sleepless flight, a screaming baby, a two hour wait in customs, and strip search he wouldn’t forget in a hurry.
“We don’t have any ice,” the girl smiled apologetically as she slid the tray across the counter.
I think I’ll survive without the Ebola cubes, Verne forced a smile, “No problem.”
He sat down in the back, flicked a piece of lettuce off the chair and squeezed a plastic lid onto his orange juice before he unwrapped the bagel. A stale bun, dry egg, zero bacon, and too much hollandaise sauce was devoured in record time; his iron gut never failing to disappoint. A music video of Rita Ora shaking her tits about was interrupted by one of those not so strange events the news was covering. Damn right you should be sorry for interrupting my viewing, he slumped back in the chair and slicked his wheat coloured hair back under the hood of his sweater.
“When she was brutally attacked with…”
“Oh let me guess, last year’s shitty birthday present she couldn’t find place for on the wall,” the man muttered and sucked the last of the orange juice from his cup through a straw obnoxiously.
“Before being strangled with her stockings,” the reporter revealed.
“Ho, ho, ho, Santa you filthy dog.”
The Paladin rose, set the empty cup down on the food tray and left on foot, headed home. It was a long walk to Vita Bella, not the kind of road hitchhikers flocked too; then again, Verne wasn’t exactly the type of person others stopped for, tall, burly, and far too imposing.
It was nice to find that his key was still hidden in the same place and the security cameras looked to be working. A pair of brightly coloured running shoes thrown down just inside the door told him he had the right house and that Dom was probably still living here. By the time the elevator had stopped on the top floor his shoes were off and a dirty trail of clothing followed him to the bathroom where Hello Kitty sat curled up on the toilet seat. She opened one eye to squint at and scrutinise him with before going back to sleep.
“No ******* hot water!” Verne yelled at the top of his lungs; frustration peaking.
Dripping wet and dressed in a towel he stumbled to the bedroom and scratched through his drawers for a packet of cigarettes only to come up empty handed. He was angry enough to punch a hole in the wall but put himself to bed instead; sleep was the best cure for rage, that or a good shag.
“You must be the one. Only you would rest here. I will not watch her be broken again. You have been warned. Use care in your steps toward her."
Verne opened his eyes and looked at the glowing green numbers of the alarm clock, stark in the blackened room, “It’s three in the morning,” he grumbled and rubbed his head, complaining to whoever had the television on too loud.
"You have no idea how much that woman loves you. I watched her die every night her eyes opened. I will protect her. I am not going anywhere."
Verne sat up quickly on the bed and rubbed the drool from the right side of his mouth, “Dom?” It was a man’s voice he heard in the darkness, one he couldn't recognise.
"She laid here crying until I came. She was going crazy. She talked to you and swore you were there. I came because someone had to save her."
The hairs on his arms and the back of his neck stood on end as the horripilation of his skin alerted him the strange and very real presence in the room. Verne turned on the light and saw nothing but the empty walls staring back at him. I ******* lose my **** every time I come back here, he shivered and got up to walk out into the kitchen, passing through a cold breath of air as he went down the steps. When he looked back, he stared for a long time before lifting his gaze to check for a vent in the ceiling; nothing.
Rufus met him at the bottom of the stairs and the tall male scooped his favourite little ninja up before throwing himself down on the leather armchair in the lounge to watch cartoons until he was able to drift off.