♪ Role Reversal ♪
Posted: 23 Jul 2015, 21:25
--The following transcript was a live chat roleplay--
This is what I live for. Well… I’m not exactly living, I’m unloving but whatever. Same difference if you ask me. I’m still here. Still performing.
I never thought I’d be on stage without Dillon. Well, one day maybe but certainly not this soon. Greg’s a pretty good replacement but he’s no Dillon. We don’t have the same working relationship. Not yet at least, but I’m sure it’ll come. I did not forget how good this feels. This is the first outing for the new Electric Lies but we’re rocking it. At least I think so.
At least the focus is on me. Like it should be. I don’t much trust Greg with the duet’s yet. Missing by Flyleaf is what we’re playing. I don’t mind this kind of stuff. It’s kinda fitting really. Something is missing; Dillon.
Ric:
I hate people. I hate crowds even more. There are a lot of issues with crowds, especially when alcohol is involved. Skylar wouldn't agree, but I know it to be a fact. A person under the influence, unless you're my wife, is tolerable and manageable. Dozens of people under the influence? Impossible to manage. But, I come, even if I'm hidden in shadows and no one knows I'm here. Not even my wife. I told her I would come for the big reveal of their new band member, I just didn't say when. Or for how long I'd stay either. I move away from the main area of the performance stage because people are crowding it hard and heavy and go off to the side
Skylar:
Okay, so a dive bar isn’t the best place to kick-start our new line-up but I don’t much care what we play so long as we play. I’m really enjoying myself and I’m pretty sure it shows. I love to perform. I love it even more now I can feed off the energy of the audience. Mix that with my siren-esque power and yeah. Fan-*******-tastic.
I’m not counting on Ric showing up. I know he loves me and stuff but yeah, crowds, not his thing. It’s a shame really. I mean he’s seen me busking and rehearsing and stuff but on stage with the guys is where the real magic happens. You can’t beat playing with a band.
Aside from the energy of the audience I don’t pay much attention to what’s being said. I mean I have my performance to think about. So I don’t hear one of my exes – if you can call a guy you slept with once while inebriated an ex – saying to his friend that he’s been there and done that. His friend had told him he’d “tap that” so the guy is clearly boasting. Honestly, I don’t recognise a single face in the crowd. Oops.
Ric:
I don't hear what people are saying. Not at first. I'm more focused on the music and my wife. What she's doing. And the new guy in her band. I don't know him and she doesn't really even know him. So I trust him as far as my hand to my elbow. But he's playing what he's supposed to, so maybe I trust him from my finger tips to my elbow. I don't even see him looking at Skylar. No, I'm not one of those husbands, the jealous type, I am the informed and alert type. If there's something I need to alert her about, I will. Though, she would say I'm being jealous probably. I hear someone say something about how he's banged my wife on the hood of a car in some alley, and I'm honestly not surprised. I know the type of woman Skylar was, but I can't help and look in his direction as he gloats about it to one of his friends and even mentions some things that are starting to irritate me. And then he talks about trying to get her plastered and get with her again after the show. I stare at him, even though he doesn't know I am
Skylar:
It’s easy to miss Ric in the audience since he’s invisible and all that. It’s easy to miss the guy bragging about what we’ve done and what he wants to do with me tonight to. Had I of heard that I’d of made a show thanking my hubby for his support or something between songs. We’ve moved on now and we’re playing Linkin Park’s ‘Somewhere I belong’.
I kinda wish I knew the jackass in the audience was boasting about getting me wasted and stuff. I mean yeah, it’s not exactly a feat to get me drunk or anything, but good luck getting me to fool around. I’m wicked strong these days so there’s not a chance in hell he can force himself on me and even blitzed I seem to be able to remember I’m married. Go me! Monogamy never really was my thing. Not because I couldn’t be faithful, but because the guys never lasted all that long. I got bored easy. Still get bored easy. But I’m not bored of Ricky. Not by a long shot. Thankfully he seems to feel the same about me. Well it’s that or I’m now a part of his routine and he does love his routine.
Ric:
I know my wife can tell the guy to shove whatever up his 'arse,' if he would come on to her and try to get her plastered, so I'm not overly worried about it. Still, I'm staring at the two guys as one keeps on going, spilling out every single detail of the one time on the hood of his car with my wife. Now, again, I know about her past and sure, Skylar could be a little slutty, but maybe I don't mind that. She doesn't mind dressing up like a nurse for me, so I figure a little bit of bad, slutty girl isn't that bad. But when he goes a little too far, by not only talking about what they did, but being derogatory about it, I can't help but lock my steely gaze on him. My hands clench together four times as I try and calm myself down, but the damage was already done. The guy was a dick. A dick that thought he could maybe get a two for one deal with his friend if Skylar got '****-faced,' enough. I stride over in their direction, my shoulders brushing against people I don't care about as a fist raises up and slams hard in the jaw of the guy perving on my wife. His buddy reacts accordingly and starts swinging back in my direction. He hits my gut, but it doesn't faze me. I've been shot more than enough times before. A punch from a human doesn't even register with me. "What the hell, man?"
The guy on the floor blubbers out as he scrambles to get up and starts doing some sloppy punches in my direction. He sure could talk a lot of ****, but judging by his swings, he couldn't back it up. So, I focus on his friend, the one with the better aim, and flick my wrist in his direction, letting the shadows do my dirty work for me. They hit him in his gut, searing through his shirt and the superficial layer of his skin. It stings like a *****, and keeps him out and lying on the ground for a couple rounds
Skylar:
When a fight kicks off in the crowd I’m confused. When I realise Ric’s involved I pause. The music stops. Well, I stop, and then the guys follow suit. My first thought – wrongly perhaps – is that Ric’s here. I’m kinda thrilled about that. The second thought, what the **** is he doing? I pull my guitar over my head and shove it at Greg. Dillon would have had it in his hands before I even tried to hand it off, Greg not so much. I jump off the stage and run towards the brawling men.
“Woah! Hold up! Stop it!”
I’m not sure if they’ll listen to me but I have to try. I kinda, sorta, maybe don’t mind watching Ric kick arse. He’s all kinds of delicious when he lets his darker side show. Still, I can’t let him do his vamp thing here in human central.
I want the guys attacking Ric to stop, cos if they stop, he might stop and I accidentally pacify the guy I haven’t ever met. Only this doesn’t work to get him to stop attacking Ric until I step between them and pretty much steal his attention. Great just what I wanted, not. I’m now being hit on by some creep. Still. Beats being hit by the creep.
“What the ****. No. I don’t want to get a drink with you. Get your hands off me.”
I shove the guy away and glare at him. Apparently everyone in the bar is watching us. By their expressions this sort of thing isn’t exactly out of the ordinary. They’re watching us like this is some sort of soap opera.
Ric:
I don't even know what's going on, but Skylar is in between me and the guy who was going to get a trip to the hospital. Maybe one way. And he's hitting on her. What the ****? It's like he doesn't even care I'm here anymore. I don't exist. I just stop and stare, because I've never seen anything like this before. Someone ignoring the imminent danger and threat for a piece of ***. Is this basic human nature, or is this guy just not right in the head? It would be interesting to do a case study, but now he's grabbing at my wife after she's told him no. This is why I don't like the idea of drinking. I pull my fist back again to connect it to the guy's gut, mirroring him, only my punch packed some heat, unlike his. But his friend, the original **** gets off the ground and back in the game. Something connects with the back of my head and shatters. I see dark colored shards of glass coming over the top of my head. Beer bottle. I might not drink, but I've seen those around a lot. Especially since dating Skylar. I turn around to focus on the other guy, but I'm hit again with a bar stool. In my face. It sends me back into my wife, mostly because it was unexpected. We go tumbling to the ground together.
Skylar:
I don’t expect Ric to hit the guy again but he does. Suddenly this all feels pretty familiar, personal even. I’ve been the cause of a few fist fights in my time but I’ve never tried to break one up before. Never had anyone in the middle of one I actually care about. Yeah. Yeah. I’m supposed to be the nice girl but as a human I couldn’t do jack. What was the point of me stepping into a fight I could only get hurt in.
“Seriously! What th…”
I get knocked to the ground and while I don’t mind being pinned by my other half now really isn’t the time. I just about manage to stop myself from landing on my face. I roll over, laugh and try to get up. It’s not all that difficult with guy number two giving me a helping hand and all. I look to Ric.
“Erm… babe… I think we should get out of h…”
“Freeze!”
Great. Too late. Someone called the cops. I’m so far from impressed it’s not funny. We can’t be being pulls in cells and **** overnight. Come sunrise I’ll resemble the corpse I am. Probably get put in the morgue or something. ****. I really don’t fancy waking up cold and naked in an oversized garbage bag. Still. Might be fun to see the look I get when I free myself and try to leave. I can’t help the smirk on my lips at the thought of that. Not really the time for mirth but meh. It’s not my fault my imagination ran away with itself.
Ric:
"Get off my wife." I slap the guy's hand away as he tried to help her up. He says something back, but I don't really care to try and decipher what it was he said. Not when the other guy is coming at me strong. I stick a quick foot out to try and connect it with his shin and it does. He goes down, with the assistance of a cop and I'm being helped up by a cop. ****. Just great. "Let go of me, man." I shrug the cop off, or try to, but his hold is strong and he's leading me away from the other guy as he's being led away from me. Skylar's getting manhandled by another cop, "She didn't do anything, Hey! I said she didn't do anything." I don't know if the cop that has Skylar detained is intentionally ignoring me, or genuinely can't hear me with the crowd around the fight area still worked up as it was.
Skylar:
I huff and blow at the hair in my face as I try to clear my vision. I can hear Ric clear as day but I don’t think the guy holding my hands behind my back can. Fantastic. I didn’t know the local PD had such a good response time. Maybe they were hanging out at a coffee shop down the road when the call came in. I look to the guys and shrug as I’m led outside. Steve’s laughing and trying to assure Greg that this is all par for the course. Which actually. It kinda is. I don’t have a rap sheet cos my parents have been super good at getting the charges against me dropped. I mean it’s not like I’ve ever been caught shoplifting or anything. I’m usually hauled in for public acts of indecency. I’m usually so out of it they just let me sleep it off or hand me over into my parents’ custody. Don’t think that will be the case this time. But hey, this time I really am innocent.
“Look. I was trying to stop them from fighting. I mean ****. Do I look like the sort that gets into bar fights?”
Okay. Admittedly. Not the best argument but I don’t have a scratch on me. My hair’s just a mess from being knocked down. Though honestly this is the style and it didn’t look much better when I was up on stage.
Ric:
The cop that has me doesn't listen or care about what I'm saying. He just wants to get me away from the fight as the other guy, the one who tried to crack my head open with a bar stool kept seething like a Rottweiler dog, talking about taking me down and out. Who knew he had it in him. "Sir, do you understand what I'm telling you?" I look at the cop and blink. I've read enough books to know what he's talking about. My rights. I'm not saying ****. "Do you think you need immediate medical attention?" I frown and then shake my head. Why would I need medical attention? "Nah. He hits like a *****." I say before he drags me outside, Skylar dealing with her own mess. I just knew I should have flaked out. Me and large crowds always end up badly.
Skylar:
I know I shouldn’t laugh but when I hear Ric talk to the cop I can’t help myself. I’m not getting anywhere with my would-be jailor. I’m beginning to think I’ve lost my charm. That is until we get outside. The guy has me stand against the car and give my account of events. Scumbag number 2 is telling them I’m innocent. I’m not sure he’s all that convincing though cos he keeps stopping to tell me I’m pretty and that he wants to buy me a drink. I look to Ric. He’s bleeding. I can smell it more than see it. I hope the cops don’t look too closely, cos well… shadow blood and all that.
“Look. I never threw a punch or nothing. I tried to get between the guys… No. I don’t know what they were fighting about… I was on stage… Erm, I was the entertainment. I’m with the band… Seriously? The **** if I know… Sorry. I know I should watch my language but well you’re being a… Fine.”
I huff and fold my arms. I’m lucky the cop cut me off before I called him a dick. I’m not sure if verbal abuse can get me in trouble or not. It’s not like I’ve been drinking. I also don’t know if I should tell the cops Ric’s my husband. I mean it’s bound to come out. They probably heard Ric calling me his wife but then again, I’m not entirely sure at what point they turned up before they yelled at us to freeze.
Ric:
I'm already starting to plan my escape. If I'm going to do it, the best time is to do it now. Before they book me and figure out who I am. Only, that left one problem. My wife. And she didn't seem to be having any better luck than I was. I could always summon her home. That seemed like a good idea. Only, they've already landed me in the squad car. These guys weren't playing around. Well, ****. New plan. Only, I don't have one. I can't teleport Skylar away. I'm already in the car and summoning her to me would open up something I'm just not going to do. So, for now, it looks like I'm a sitting duck.
Skylar:
Official statement. That’s what they say they want from me. But damn if I have anything worth hearing to say. I saw the fight, jumped off stage and got knocked on my arse when my husband landed on me. Yep. Nothing else to say. Might leave out the husband part. Got knocked on my arse when the cute guy got shoved into me. Yep. Much better.
I wink at Ric as I’m shoved into another car. They didn’t cuff me so that’s good. Maybe I can give them my statement and then figure out how to get Ric out of this. I’m pretty sure he can poof himself home but that’s gonna raise one too many questions. Then we have to get his record. Maybe mine too. Depends if they believe me. Guess I best try and turn on the charm.
Ric:
I don't really know how jail works. Would we be in the same cell? Or do they separate boys from girls? Would I be in my own space? If they put me in that space with any of those guys, it won't end well for either one of them. And me. How do you explain that they're dead when it's just the three of us and I'm the last guy standing. ****. I could strangle my wife. I know it's not her fault, but this is what I get for doing the supportive thing. I'm pretty sure this will be the last time I go out to support her. Because I'll either be in jail, or I'm just not going to go. Another perk of being married. I sigh and sit back to enjoy the ride.
Skylar:
Booking doesn’t usually take long and while they said they only want my statement they still took the contents of my pocket too. I think the douchebag one told them me and Ric are married. Guess they’ll figure that out for themselves the moment they check my ID. Oh well. They never asked. I didn’t tell. Not like I lied or nothing. I did my best to chat the cops up on the way over but either these guys are good at their jobs or they’re gay. I find door number one a little too hard to believe so… gay it is. I grin to myself as I sign the slip of paper stating that the stuff they took is mine and practically walk myself to the interview room. I may have been here before. I kinda hope Ric hasn’t worked that out yet but he’s a smart cookie.
Ric:
"I better get that back. All of it." I tell them as they put my stuff in a box. I probably look like a sketchy character. I mean, I have a switch blade on me, then a pocket knife and a dagger. The processing cop looks at me and I stare. "What? I heard about the claims of vampires. Not taking any chances, man." He looks at me like I'm either an idiot, or I'm crazy, but at least they aren't initially thinking 'serial killer.' I'm pushed in the direction of a room to talk and I think to myself, good luck. I don't do the talking thing.
Skylar:
I kinda love the sound heels make in this hallway. I’ve never been in a place like this in heels before. Certainly helps me draw attention, though I don’t think that’s necessarily a good thing. They took my statement. Fat lot of good it will do them, it’s not like I was standing next to Ric when the guys jumped him. That’s what I told the cops. Almost word for word actually, even though I’m pretty sure Ric started whatever that was. I have no doubt he’d of finished it too given the chance. Yep. That’s my guy. Gotta love him. Now. To work on getting Ric out of here.
Okay so being Ric has taught me a few things. Firstly, act like you belong and people will assume you do. Kinda learnt that from stealing hospital scrubs. We’ve had people walk in on us before and while zapping our way in works, it’s best to walk out the front door if we can to economise on Ric’s magical mojo. So yeah. That’s rule one. Rule two, **** knows. I’m not sure we got that far and it’s not like I’d ever considered walking around a police station before. I sign for my stuff, check I have everything, get it all squared away and then head for the exit. I need to get back in this place but I’m not sure how. I’m starting to wonder how hard it would be to get my hands on a uniform. I’m still a good girl. I swear. I’m just a good girl with a badass boy, who right now is probably doing his best to antagonise his captors. Or maybe not. He might be trying to stare them down. If that’s the case I don’t much like his chances.
I look over the noticeboard on my way out. They have pictures of some of the new recruits, who’s in charge and stuff. I don’t look for long, but long enough to memorise a few faces, for the short term at least. I really need to get back inside and quick before Ric does something vamp-ish and gets his arse in trouble. Whatever I do it’s gotta be soon, else they’re gonna have a nurse give him the once over and that pretty much be game over for us.
Ric:
I'm sitting at a table in a room at a table with two guys in front of me They're pretty much playing good cop, bad cop. I've read about it in a few of those books I picked up a few years back. I'm not saying anything, but I do raise a brow when one of the cops tells me that the other guy says this whole thing started because of me. I threw the first punch. That they were going to get me on a few charges. That I wasn't going to go anywhere. I'm pretty much stuck. If I stay here, obviously things were going to get found out. Potentially both the vampire thing and who knew about the serial killer thing. If I left, I'd be a fugitive. I wonder if I could teleport out before day and then teleport back in at night? "Actually man, he's not wrong." I start out with a shrug as I put a foot up. "I saw him selling drugs to a kid. I don't get down with that stuff, do you? I was doing the good Samaritan thing. I should be the one with a badge in here, not you two clowns." They looked at each other from the side, wondering if my story could be true. I don't tell them anything else to have them believe it wasn't.
Skylar:
I need a uniform and I can’t get back in the precinct without one. I can’t really get back in there as me but I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. Uniform first. If I pull that off I’ll dye my hair or something. ****. I’ll cut it if I have to. Not that I know what I’ll do if I get in there. Me. A cop. Yeah right. Like that’s believable. Still. Needs must and all that.
There aren’t all that many female cops from what I saw on the noticeboard. I guess women aren’t all that much into that kind of thing. Too much violence maybe? Fear of breaking a nail? I dunno. Maybe they just don’t have as high a tolerance to scumbags or something. Not really the issue. Focus Skylar. Focus. Uniform.
Okay. So my plan is lame. There’s a coffee shop around the corner and having walked the block I know it’s a cop hangout cos I saw a few in there. I also noticed a few around the back of the precinct taking a smoke break. They have camera’s set up outside there though, so that’s kind of a bust. So coffee shop it is. I kinda wish I had a bottle of chloroform handy but well… I read an article about it once and it said it doesn’t actually work like it does in the movies for knocking people out. Basically I’m screwed and I’m going to have to take the hands on approach. I hope I can figure out how to strangle someone to the point of making them fall unconscious, as opposed to actually killing them… cos that… that would be bad.
I hang out in the coffee shop for around twenty minutes before I see a female officer come in. Thankfully Sapphire arrived a few minutes ago so I won’t have to worry about doing this alone. Maybe. She’s not exactly a thinker but she can follow orders well enough. Especially if I keep things short and simple. Basically… she’s going to spill some coffee on the woman and hopefully that will force the cop to go to the bathroom to clean up.
I cross my fingers and watch…
Skylar:This RP takes place on Saturday 18th July 2015.
This is what I live for. Well… I’m not exactly living, I’m unloving but whatever. Same difference if you ask me. I’m still here. Still performing.
I never thought I’d be on stage without Dillon. Well, one day maybe but certainly not this soon. Greg’s a pretty good replacement but he’s no Dillon. We don’t have the same working relationship. Not yet at least, but I’m sure it’ll come. I did not forget how good this feels. This is the first outing for the new Electric Lies but we’re rocking it. At least I think so.
At least the focus is on me. Like it should be. I don’t much trust Greg with the duet’s yet. Missing by Flyleaf is what we’re playing. I don’t mind this kind of stuff. It’s kinda fitting really. Something is missing; Dillon.
Ric:
I hate people. I hate crowds even more. There are a lot of issues with crowds, especially when alcohol is involved. Skylar wouldn't agree, but I know it to be a fact. A person under the influence, unless you're my wife, is tolerable and manageable. Dozens of people under the influence? Impossible to manage. But, I come, even if I'm hidden in shadows and no one knows I'm here. Not even my wife. I told her I would come for the big reveal of their new band member, I just didn't say when. Or for how long I'd stay either. I move away from the main area of the performance stage because people are crowding it hard and heavy and go off to the side
Skylar:
Okay, so a dive bar isn’t the best place to kick-start our new line-up but I don’t much care what we play so long as we play. I’m really enjoying myself and I’m pretty sure it shows. I love to perform. I love it even more now I can feed off the energy of the audience. Mix that with my siren-esque power and yeah. Fan-*******-tastic.
I’m not counting on Ric showing up. I know he loves me and stuff but yeah, crowds, not his thing. It’s a shame really. I mean he’s seen me busking and rehearsing and stuff but on stage with the guys is where the real magic happens. You can’t beat playing with a band.
Aside from the energy of the audience I don’t pay much attention to what’s being said. I mean I have my performance to think about. So I don’t hear one of my exes – if you can call a guy you slept with once while inebriated an ex – saying to his friend that he’s been there and done that. His friend had told him he’d “tap that” so the guy is clearly boasting. Honestly, I don’t recognise a single face in the crowd. Oops.
Ric:
I don't hear what people are saying. Not at first. I'm more focused on the music and my wife. What she's doing. And the new guy in her band. I don't know him and she doesn't really even know him. So I trust him as far as my hand to my elbow. But he's playing what he's supposed to, so maybe I trust him from my finger tips to my elbow. I don't even see him looking at Skylar. No, I'm not one of those husbands, the jealous type, I am the informed and alert type. If there's something I need to alert her about, I will. Though, she would say I'm being jealous probably. I hear someone say something about how he's banged my wife on the hood of a car in some alley, and I'm honestly not surprised. I know the type of woman Skylar was, but I can't help and look in his direction as he gloats about it to one of his friends and even mentions some things that are starting to irritate me. And then he talks about trying to get her plastered and get with her again after the show. I stare at him, even though he doesn't know I am
Skylar:
It’s easy to miss Ric in the audience since he’s invisible and all that. It’s easy to miss the guy bragging about what we’ve done and what he wants to do with me tonight to. Had I of heard that I’d of made a show thanking my hubby for his support or something between songs. We’ve moved on now and we’re playing Linkin Park’s ‘Somewhere I belong’.
I kinda wish I knew the jackass in the audience was boasting about getting me wasted and stuff. I mean yeah, it’s not exactly a feat to get me drunk or anything, but good luck getting me to fool around. I’m wicked strong these days so there’s not a chance in hell he can force himself on me and even blitzed I seem to be able to remember I’m married. Go me! Monogamy never really was my thing. Not because I couldn’t be faithful, but because the guys never lasted all that long. I got bored easy. Still get bored easy. But I’m not bored of Ricky. Not by a long shot. Thankfully he seems to feel the same about me. Well it’s that or I’m now a part of his routine and he does love his routine.
Ric:
I know my wife can tell the guy to shove whatever up his 'arse,' if he would come on to her and try to get her plastered, so I'm not overly worried about it. Still, I'm staring at the two guys as one keeps on going, spilling out every single detail of the one time on the hood of his car with my wife. Now, again, I know about her past and sure, Skylar could be a little slutty, but maybe I don't mind that. She doesn't mind dressing up like a nurse for me, so I figure a little bit of bad, slutty girl isn't that bad. But when he goes a little too far, by not only talking about what they did, but being derogatory about it, I can't help but lock my steely gaze on him. My hands clench together four times as I try and calm myself down, but the damage was already done. The guy was a dick. A dick that thought he could maybe get a two for one deal with his friend if Skylar got '****-faced,' enough. I stride over in their direction, my shoulders brushing against people I don't care about as a fist raises up and slams hard in the jaw of the guy perving on my wife. His buddy reacts accordingly and starts swinging back in my direction. He hits my gut, but it doesn't faze me. I've been shot more than enough times before. A punch from a human doesn't even register with me. "What the hell, man?"
The guy on the floor blubbers out as he scrambles to get up and starts doing some sloppy punches in my direction. He sure could talk a lot of ****, but judging by his swings, he couldn't back it up. So, I focus on his friend, the one with the better aim, and flick my wrist in his direction, letting the shadows do my dirty work for me. They hit him in his gut, searing through his shirt and the superficial layer of his skin. It stings like a *****, and keeps him out and lying on the ground for a couple rounds
Skylar:
When a fight kicks off in the crowd I’m confused. When I realise Ric’s involved I pause. The music stops. Well, I stop, and then the guys follow suit. My first thought – wrongly perhaps – is that Ric’s here. I’m kinda thrilled about that. The second thought, what the **** is he doing? I pull my guitar over my head and shove it at Greg. Dillon would have had it in his hands before I even tried to hand it off, Greg not so much. I jump off the stage and run towards the brawling men.
“Woah! Hold up! Stop it!”
I’m not sure if they’ll listen to me but I have to try. I kinda, sorta, maybe don’t mind watching Ric kick arse. He’s all kinds of delicious when he lets his darker side show. Still, I can’t let him do his vamp thing here in human central.
I want the guys attacking Ric to stop, cos if they stop, he might stop and I accidentally pacify the guy I haven’t ever met. Only this doesn’t work to get him to stop attacking Ric until I step between them and pretty much steal his attention. Great just what I wanted, not. I’m now being hit on by some creep. Still. Beats being hit by the creep.
“What the ****. No. I don’t want to get a drink with you. Get your hands off me.”
I shove the guy away and glare at him. Apparently everyone in the bar is watching us. By their expressions this sort of thing isn’t exactly out of the ordinary. They’re watching us like this is some sort of soap opera.
Ric:
I don't even know what's going on, but Skylar is in between me and the guy who was going to get a trip to the hospital. Maybe one way. And he's hitting on her. What the ****? It's like he doesn't even care I'm here anymore. I don't exist. I just stop and stare, because I've never seen anything like this before. Someone ignoring the imminent danger and threat for a piece of ***. Is this basic human nature, or is this guy just not right in the head? It would be interesting to do a case study, but now he's grabbing at my wife after she's told him no. This is why I don't like the idea of drinking. I pull my fist back again to connect it to the guy's gut, mirroring him, only my punch packed some heat, unlike his. But his friend, the original **** gets off the ground and back in the game. Something connects with the back of my head and shatters. I see dark colored shards of glass coming over the top of my head. Beer bottle. I might not drink, but I've seen those around a lot. Especially since dating Skylar. I turn around to focus on the other guy, but I'm hit again with a bar stool. In my face. It sends me back into my wife, mostly because it was unexpected. We go tumbling to the ground together.
Skylar:
I don’t expect Ric to hit the guy again but he does. Suddenly this all feels pretty familiar, personal even. I’ve been the cause of a few fist fights in my time but I’ve never tried to break one up before. Never had anyone in the middle of one I actually care about. Yeah. Yeah. I’m supposed to be the nice girl but as a human I couldn’t do jack. What was the point of me stepping into a fight I could only get hurt in.
“Seriously! What th…”
I get knocked to the ground and while I don’t mind being pinned by my other half now really isn’t the time. I just about manage to stop myself from landing on my face. I roll over, laugh and try to get up. It’s not all that difficult with guy number two giving me a helping hand and all. I look to Ric.
“Erm… babe… I think we should get out of h…”
“Freeze!”
Great. Too late. Someone called the cops. I’m so far from impressed it’s not funny. We can’t be being pulls in cells and **** overnight. Come sunrise I’ll resemble the corpse I am. Probably get put in the morgue or something. ****. I really don’t fancy waking up cold and naked in an oversized garbage bag. Still. Might be fun to see the look I get when I free myself and try to leave. I can’t help the smirk on my lips at the thought of that. Not really the time for mirth but meh. It’s not my fault my imagination ran away with itself.
Ric:
"Get off my wife." I slap the guy's hand away as he tried to help her up. He says something back, but I don't really care to try and decipher what it was he said. Not when the other guy is coming at me strong. I stick a quick foot out to try and connect it with his shin and it does. He goes down, with the assistance of a cop and I'm being helped up by a cop. ****. Just great. "Let go of me, man." I shrug the cop off, or try to, but his hold is strong and he's leading me away from the other guy as he's being led away from me. Skylar's getting manhandled by another cop, "She didn't do anything, Hey! I said she didn't do anything." I don't know if the cop that has Skylar detained is intentionally ignoring me, or genuinely can't hear me with the crowd around the fight area still worked up as it was.
Skylar:
I huff and blow at the hair in my face as I try to clear my vision. I can hear Ric clear as day but I don’t think the guy holding my hands behind my back can. Fantastic. I didn’t know the local PD had such a good response time. Maybe they were hanging out at a coffee shop down the road when the call came in. I look to the guys and shrug as I’m led outside. Steve’s laughing and trying to assure Greg that this is all par for the course. Which actually. It kinda is. I don’t have a rap sheet cos my parents have been super good at getting the charges against me dropped. I mean it’s not like I’ve ever been caught shoplifting or anything. I’m usually hauled in for public acts of indecency. I’m usually so out of it they just let me sleep it off or hand me over into my parents’ custody. Don’t think that will be the case this time. But hey, this time I really am innocent.
“Look. I was trying to stop them from fighting. I mean ****. Do I look like the sort that gets into bar fights?”
Okay. Admittedly. Not the best argument but I don’t have a scratch on me. My hair’s just a mess from being knocked down. Though honestly this is the style and it didn’t look much better when I was up on stage.
Ric:
The cop that has me doesn't listen or care about what I'm saying. He just wants to get me away from the fight as the other guy, the one who tried to crack my head open with a bar stool kept seething like a Rottweiler dog, talking about taking me down and out. Who knew he had it in him. "Sir, do you understand what I'm telling you?" I look at the cop and blink. I've read enough books to know what he's talking about. My rights. I'm not saying ****. "Do you think you need immediate medical attention?" I frown and then shake my head. Why would I need medical attention? "Nah. He hits like a *****." I say before he drags me outside, Skylar dealing with her own mess. I just knew I should have flaked out. Me and large crowds always end up badly.
Skylar:
I know I shouldn’t laugh but when I hear Ric talk to the cop I can’t help myself. I’m not getting anywhere with my would-be jailor. I’m beginning to think I’ve lost my charm. That is until we get outside. The guy has me stand against the car and give my account of events. Scumbag number 2 is telling them I’m innocent. I’m not sure he’s all that convincing though cos he keeps stopping to tell me I’m pretty and that he wants to buy me a drink. I look to Ric. He’s bleeding. I can smell it more than see it. I hope the cops don’t look too closely, cos well… shadow blood and all that.
“Look. I never threw a punch or nothing. I tried to get between the guys… No. I don’t know what they were fighting about… I was on stage… Erm, I was the entertainment. I’m with the band… Seriously? The **** if I know… Sorry. I know I should watch my language but well you’re being a… Fine.”
I huff and fold my arms. I’m lucky the cop cut me off before I called him a dick. I’m not sure if verbal abuse can get me in trouble or not. It’s not like I’ve been drinking. I also don’t know if I should tell the cops Ric’s my husband. I mean it’s bound to come out. They probably heard Ric calling me his wife but then again, I’m not entirely sure at what point they turned up before they yelled at us to freeze.
Ric:
I'm already starting to plan my escape. If I'm going to do it, the best time is to do it now. Before they book me and figure out who I am. Only, that left one problem. My wife. And she didn't seem to be having any better luck than I was. I could always summon her home. That seemed like a good idea. Only, they've already landed me in the squad car. These guys weren't playing around. Well, ****. New plan. Only, I don't have one. I can't teleport Skylar away. I'm already in the car and summoning her to me would open up something I'm just not going to do. So, for now, it looks like I'm a sitting duck.
Skylar:
Official statement. That’s what they say they want from me. But damn if I have anything worth hearing to say. I saw the fight, jumped off stage and got knocked on my arse when my husband landed on me. Yep. Nothing else to say. Might leave out the husband part. Got knocked on my arse when the cute guy got shoved into me. Yep. Much better.
I wink at Ric as I’m shoved into another car. They didn’t cuff me so that’s good. Maybe I can give them my statement and then figure out how to get Ric out of this. I’m pretty sure he can poof himself home but that’s gonna raise one too many questions. Then we have to get his record. Maybe mine too. Depends if they believe me. Guess I best try and turn on the charm.
Ric:
I don't really know how jail works. Would we be in the same cell? Or do they separate boys from girls? Would I be in my own space? If they put me in that space with any of those guys, it won't end well for either one of them. And me. How do you explain that they're dead when it's just the three of us and I'm the last guy standing. ****. I could strangle my wife. I know it's not her fault, but this is what I get for doing the supportive thing. I'm pretty sure this will be the last time I go out to support her. Because I'll either be in jail, or I'm just not going to go. Another perk of being married. I sigh and sit back to enjoy the ride.
Skylar:
Booking doesn’t usually take long and while they said they only want my statement they still took the contents of my pocket too. I think the douchebag one told them me and Ric are married. Guess they’ll figure that out for themselves the moment they check my ID. Oh well. They never asked. I didn’t tell. Not like I lied or nothing. I did my best to chat the cops up on the way over but either these guys are good at their jobs or they’re gay. I find door number one a little too hard to believe so… gay it is. I grin to myself as I sign the slip of paper stating that the stuff they took is mine and practically walk myself to the interview room. I may have been here before. I kinda hope Ric hasn’t worked that out yet but he’s a smart cookie.
Ric:
"I better get that back. All of it." I tell them as they put my stuff in a box. I probably look like a sketchy character. I mean, I have a switch blade on me, then a pocket knife and a dagger. The processing cop looks at me and I stare. "What? I heard about the claims of vampires. Not taking any chances, man." He looks at me like I'm either an idiot, or I'm crazy, but at least they aren't initially thinking 'serial killer.' I'm pushed in the direction of a room to talk and I think to myself, good luck. I don't do the talking thing.
Skylar:
I kinda love the sound heels make in this hallway. I’ve never been in a place like this in heels before. Certainly helps me draw attention, though I don’t think that’s necessarily a good thing. They took my statement. Fat lot of good it will do them, it’s not like I was standing next to Ric when the guys jumped him. That’s what I told the cops. Almost word for word actually, even though I’m pretty sure Ric started whatever that was. I have no doubt he’d of finished it too given the chance. Yep. That’s my guy. Gotta love him. Now. To work on getting Ric out of here.
Okay so being Ric has taught me a few things. Firstly, act like you belong and people will assume you do. Kinda learnt that from stealing hospital scrubs. We’ve had people walk in on us before and while zapping our way in works, it’s best to walk out the front door if we can to economise on Ric’s magical mojo. So yeah. That’s rule one. Rule two, **** knows. I’m not sure we got that far and it’s not like I’d ever considered walking around a police station before. I sign for my stuff, check I have everything, get it all squared away and then head for the exit. I need to get back in this place but I’m not sure how. I’m starting to wonder how hard it would be to get my hands on a uniform. I’m still a good girl. I swear. I’m just a good girl with a badass boy, who right now is probably doing his best to antagonise his captors. Or maybe not. He might be trying to stare them down. If that’s the case I don’t much like his chances.
I look over the noticeboard on my way out. They have pictures of some of the new recruits, who’s in charge and stuff. I don’t look for long, but long enough to memorise a few faces, for the short term at least. I really need to get back inside and quick before Ric does something vamp-ish and gets his arse in trouble. Whatever I do it’s gotta be soon, else they’re gonna have a nurse give him the once over and that pretty much be game over for us.
Ric:
I'm sitting at a table in a room at a table with two guys in front of me They're pretty much playing good cop, bad cop. I've read about it in a few of those books I picked up a few years back. I'm not saying anything, but I do raise a brow when one of the cops tells me that the other guy says this whole thing started because of me. I threw the first punch. That they were going to get me on a few charges. That I wasn't going to go anywhere. I'm pretty much stuck. If I stay here, obviously things were going to get found out. Potentially both the vampire thing and who knew about the serial killer thing. If I left, I'd be a fugitive. I wonder if I could teleport out before day and then teleport back in at night? "Actually man, he's not wrong." I start out with a shrug as I put a foot up. "I saw him selling drugs to a kid. I don't get down with that stuff, do you? I was doing the good Samaritan thing. I should be the one with a badge in here, not you two clowns." They looked at each other from the side, wondering if my story could be true. I don't tell them anything else to have them believe it wasn't.
Skylar:
I need a uniform and I can’t get back in the precinct without one. I can’t really get back in there as me but I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. Uniform first. If I pull that off I’ll dye my hair or something. ****. I’ll cut it if I have to. Not that I know what I’ll do if I get in there. Me. A cop. Yeah right. Like that’s believable. Still. Needs must and all that.
There aren’t all that many female cops from what I saw on the noticeboard. I guess women aren’t all that much into that kind of thing. Too much violence maybe? Fear of breaking a nail? I dunno. Maybe they just don’t have as high a tolerance to scumbags or something. Not really the issue. Focus Skylar. Focus. Uniform.
Okay. So my plan is lame. There’s a coffee shop around the corner and having walked the block I know it’s a cop hangout cos I saw a few in there. I also noticed a few around the back of the precinct taking a smoke break. They have camera’s set up outside there though, so that’s kind of a bust. So coffee shop it is. I kinda wish I had a bottle of chloroform handy but well… I read an article about it once and it said it doesn’t actually work like it does in the movies for knocking people out. Basically I’m screwed and I’m going to have to take the hands on approach. I hope I can figure out how to strangle someone to the point of making them fall unconscious, as opposed to actually killing them… cos that… that would be bad.
I hang out in the coffee shop for around twenty minutes before I see a female officer come in. Thankfully Sapphire arrived a few minutes ago so I won’t have to worry about doing this alone. Maybe. She’s not exactly a thinker but she can follow orders well enough. Especially if I keep things short and simple. Basically… she’s going to spill some coffee on the woman and hopefully that will force the cop to go to the bathroom to clean up.
I cross my fingers and watch…