Twenty ways to kill a Hitman (Invite)
Posted: 30 Apr 2015, 06:54
Two hundred thousand dollars. That was a lot of money. In the deflated US housing market that amount could buy a person a really decent house, picket fence, two car garage and neighbours who wore polos with small crocodiles on them.
She was impressed, maybe even a little flattered someone cared so much.
It was a lot of money for someone to put on her head. If Pi were paranoid she’d have suspected her previous employers. Government agencies didn’t like to lose assets and Pi had been a good one. Too good maybe. Except, it was Crow and there were no agents, government or otherwise posting vampire bounties for other vampires to view and add to hit lists to kill.
But she had to consider the possibility, even just for a moment, before discarding it for unlikely. Which left her with, vampires.
Pi couldn’t remember the last time she’d caused waves in this city (if she ever really did), either personally or publicly. Even when she was more vocal, words were things she guarded jealously, a miser who only shared what was absolutely necessary. Except, something had happened with this one person to inspire them to put a rather astronomical amount on her head and Pi had no idea what it was.
For the last year Pi had done nothing more strenuous than pull beer behind the bar at Lancaster’s and killed Lionelli in the castle. She’d spoken on one topic on Crow in the and that had been merely fact finding than anything even closely resembling … dramatic.
Because Pi just wasn’t the dramatic sort. She didn’t have flaming tantrums where she spit the dummy, pelting everyone around her with vitriol and venom. Except when it came to Elliot, maybe only Elliot, her Achilles. Except even there she was learning (slowly) not be a crazy nut bag (which she knew she could be).
Sure the bounty was impressive and a bit flattering but it was also a conundrum. She couldn’t for the life of her figure out why exactly anyone cared that much. She did little, caused little harm, never impacted the masquerade and in her own quiet way, worked quietly to help. A quiet word with new vampires. A place for them to stay. Even now the project for the new vampire building was underway, decorators contracted and pulling together each location, the upper and lower floors in the finishing touches before the big opening day.
She sat back in the office chair staring at the computer screen with her name in black and white. Those six figures playing across the screen as Pi steepled her fingers, touching the tips to her lips.
“Well Papi.” She spoke quietly to herself. “How did you manage to get yourself into this muddle”
She was impressed, maybe even a little flattered someone cared so much.
It was a lot of money for someone to put on her head. If Pi were paranoid she’d have suspected her previous employers. Government agencies didn’t like to lose assets and Pi had been a good one. Too good maybe. Except, it was Crow and there were no agents, government or otherwise posting vampire bounties for other vampires to view and add to hit lists to kill.
But she had to consider the possibility, even just for a moment, before discarding it for unlikely. Which left her with, vampires.
Pi couldn’t remember the last time she’d caused waves in this city (if she ever really did), either personally or publicly. Even when she was more vocal, words were things she guarded jealously, a miser who only shared what was absolutely necessary. Except, something had happened with this one person to inspire them to put a rather astronomical amount on her head and Pi had no idea what it was.
For the last year Pi had done nothing more strenuous than pull beer behind the bar at Lancaster’s and killed Lionelli in the castle. She’d spoken on one topic on Crow in the and that had been merely fact finding than anything even closely resembling … dramatic.
Because Pi just wasn’t the dramatic sort. She didn’t have flaming tantrums where she spit the dummy, pelting everyone around her with vitriol and venom. Except when it came to Elliot, maybe only Elliot, her Achilles. Except even there she was learning (slowly) not be a crazy nut bag (which she knew she could be).
Sure the bounty was impressive and a bit flattering but it was also a conundrum. She couldn’t for the life of her figure out why exactly anyone cared that much. She did little, caused little harm, never impacted the masquerade and in her own quiet way, worked quietly to help. A quiet word with new vampires. A place for them to stay. Even now the project for the new vampire building was underway, decorators contracted and pulling together each location, the upper and lower floors in the finishing touches before the big opening day.
She sat back in the office chair staring at the computer screen with her name in black and white. Those six figures playing across the screen as Pi steepled her fingers, touching the tips to her lips.
“Well Papi.” She spoke quietly to herself. “How did you manage to get yourself into this muddle”