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I'm just going to start this thread and hope other people contribute to it as well. If you find a [legit] news article that's just flat hilarious and coming out of Canada, post it. Feel free to use as inspiration for plots or just for a good laugh. >.>

I'll start with...

http://globalnews.ca/news/1714538/snake ... n-dispute/

AWESOME! Will do! I see stuff all the time, GREAT idea!

herp derp

http://ca.reuters.com/article/topNews/i ... RN20110608

Canada has a history of air born killers..

Oh god...

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/03/13 ... 63440.html

So messed up.

Not really news but...its Canada. <.<

I find it more hilarious, and possibly telling, that their municipal police organization has the word "brotherhood" in its title. Station - too mainstream.

A big, hairy mystery is unfolding in a remote community off the coast of northern Vancouver Island.
Alert Bay residents have been reporting strange screams and howls coming from a forest that surrounds the town – and some think they could be coming from a sasquatch.

read more;
http://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/very- ... -1.2578210

Why do I find it funny that Canada has rubber money guess the checks aren't the only thing that bounces
ok its polymer but there are a million and one jokes there .
And this article I swear if any counterfeiter reads it they will be better at it at the end of the read for sure .

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/counter ... -1.3401839