Funny things that happen to friends

[Renee]

So a friend of mine has been trying to get into the Navy SEALs. This has been like all he has wanted to do for most of his life and I feel really bad laughing at him about this but here is why its funny.

He is like 6 foot something and in really great shape and can easily (as easily as it can be anyway) do what needs to be done for their boot camp or what ever it's called. He is smart enough and is a god enough shot. This has been told to him by his higher ups so I am going to say it true.

Well he went and did what ever it is hehas to do to sign up for it and they apparently have to weigh you or something and, here is where it gets funny, He is too light for them. He does not weigh enough for their liking.

He has now started a 'cake diet' for himself and has been on it for about four months or so went to weigh himself to see if he was gaining any weight at all, because it does not look as though he is and he has gained a total of 2lbs in four months.

[Ursula Wolfe]

Tell him to ditch the cake, go for carbs and Proteins - mostly the latter and start pumping iron. A friend of mine weighed like 150 lbs and wanted to look like the wwe guys so he started eating a crap load of protein and doing strength training. Last I heard he put on 25lbs.

[Renee]

That's the thing, he does! He is just one of those skinny people that can do what ever they want and not gain weight.

[Ursula Wolfe]

Well that sucks... I'd say tell him to live at McDs but that will just kill him lol

[Renee]

LMAO or taco bell

[Ursula Wolfe]

And now I have the scene from blazing saddles in my head

[Renee]

omg such a good movie and there are worse movies to have in your head

[Ursula Wolfe]

Yes but the Fart Scene? Lol

[Renee]

Eh? still could be worse

[Ursula Wolfe]

True :p