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Stalker Up For Hire!

Posted: 19 Jul 2014, 23:39
by Myk
Well... not exactly to hire... that would be a little besides the point of a stalker. <.<

Anywho! I was wondering if anyone out there wanted a creepy, but oh so loveable clown following them around.

The people who know me can endorse those claims and I invite them to post here and assure you that Myk is 100% creepy, certifiably insane and has a passion for the circus that is border-line criminal! Still, he is a loveable, psychotic stalker and... err, relatively harmless.

I just figure that he hasn't stalked somebody in a while and it's about time he picked up on that old habit. Our characters don't necessarily have to interact because that might negate the whole stalking deal, but I do want to see who would be open to the idea of having me enter nearly every one of their threads and just making some random narrations and events happen.

So, yeah. Post here and I won't have to do this the old fashioned way. ^.~

Re: Stalker Up For Hire!

Posted: 19 Jul 2014, 23:44
by Pi dArtois
Pi does! :)

She totally totally does ... *makes gimmie hands*

Re: Stalker Up For Hire!

Posted: 19 Jul 2014, 23:57
by Wafa
Good luck finding the stalkee.

Re: Stalker Up For Hire!

Posted: 20 Jul 2014, 01:03
by Alexandrea
Alexandrea! lol ;) She misses being 'stalked'. :))

Re: Stalker Up For Hire!

Posted: 20 Jul 2014, 02:02
by Kira
More the merrier? <.<

Re: Stalker Up For Hire!

Posted: 20 Jul 2014, 11:13
by Myk
I'm sure it's not completely out of the realms of possibility to stalk multiple people at once... He may just have to get a PDA or something to manage all his stalkees. XD

Re: Stalker Up For Hire!

Posted: 20 Jul 2014, 12:29
by Robert Pratt
Implant a tracking device in each stalkee and track electronically.

Re: Stalker Up For Hire!

Posted: 20 Jul 2014, 14:32
by Doc
Stalker for hire...

So Could Doc hire him to stalk someone..?

Re: Stalker Up For Hire!

Posted: 20 Jul 2014, 14:40
by Zodiac
Small testimonial here. Anyone who is deemed worthy of being stalked by Myk is blessed. Zo has always liked him, but I imagine he could do a stalking thing that, until she found out it was him, would unnerve her big time. Till she found out it was him, then laughs, hugs, maybe bop him on the side of the head (not too hard) then invite him in for a cup and discuss fashion sense.

Quality comes in this deal. So ends my testimonial for Myk. He's awesome. End of story.

Re: Stalker Up For Hire!

Posted: 21 Jul 2014, 03:40
by Anemoi (DELETED 2809)
Alexandrea wrote:Alexandrea! lol ;) She misses being 'stalked'. :))
Yes well she is hard to find (for a human anyway). Anemoi plans on some payback hits.


Kira wrote:More the merrier? <.<
Nuu only one stalker now..