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"--The following transcript was a live chat roleplay--"

Chaindog: ~sighs and sends a txt~ Marva wants her damn shoes back.

Tomi: *texts* Um.. what shoes? *she looks at the ruined shoes*

Chaindog: ~he laughed and replied~ The shoes you stole from her. And please be careful on the net dear. Marva seen you out there asking about the free guns.

Tomi: *text* Well!? If they are giving them away.. Why Not? You can never have too many guns. Think about it.. metal fatigue happens.. And it is documented that magazines have a limited life.. So if someone is just giving them away.. I will take them!

Tomi: *She completely ignored the shoes. Maybe Marva would forget*

Chaindog: ~replies~ Dear I know that better than anyone. But your old man here is at war and one person is looking for any reason to drag me out of my secure location. Same for your grandsire. We just ask you be safe is all. And if you need anything just ask us.

Tomi: *Pfft. Ask?! Please.. She had a hard enough time talking herself into even looking for him, much less ASKING him for stuff. He had no idea how hard it was for her to ask for anything. Everything she ever really wanted.. the answer was no. So she stopped asking. But it wasnt asking if people were giving it away! it was saving a landfill. Yes thats what it was. It was her doing her duty to the planet. And getting weapons out of it as well! But for him, she just replied.* Text* Ok CD.

Chaindog: ~he read the reply and knew she was lying. he wish she would just ask him for something at some point. he didn't know her growing up and wanted to make amends for it, he really did. but it was just a waiting game now. and both knew they had forever to do just that. he sent a reply back~ Ok Tomi. Just please be safe or I will be forced to do things i’ve not done since the war

Tomi: *Tomi's eyes gleamed. Oooo did that mean wanton violence, with explosions?! That was so very tempting... but wait.. what else did he do during the war? Killed the enemy, created a baby.. he probably didn't mean the latter bit. But she grinned as she typed* *text* You and MG having a baby?! Can she have a baby?! I have never seen a vampire baby..

Chaindog: ~he blinked as he read the reply. he really wasnt sure if the undead could have kids but tried to reply the best he could~ You know..Im not sure if she can have a baby. I mean we arent exactly alive you know.

Tomi: *Text* But you been trying though haven't you? *She grinned*

Chaindog: ~blinks and txts~ Well if you mean are we having marital affairs then yes.

Tomi: *text* Good. I am glad you are happy. *shoe discussion hopefully forgotten about*

Chaindog: ~smiles and replies~ We are very happy. Hell we are leaving this weekend for our honeymoon so make sure you torture Marva plenty ok!

Tomi: *Text* Torture Marva? For you? You needn't ask twice! I will make you proud! She will never be happier to see you! I promise!

Chaindog: ~he laughed at the reply and sent one more back~ OK kiddo..You be good and dad will bring you back something nice ok. Love you kiddo. ~he looked at the reply and felt a bit weirded out by the last bit but he never told her before how he felt. maybe she wouldn't freak out too bad~

Tomi: *Text* AWww I love you too CD! Don’t you worry about a thing.. Marva will be thoroughly Tortured!

Tomi then quickly dashed off a set of texts to Zoey, Micah, Velveteen and the Gypsy.

*text* So CD and MG are leaving for their honeymoon.. And Marva is gonna be lonely without CD.. so she is bound to tell all sorts of lies about me.. cause she's needy like that.. just don't believe them.

She then called the Harper Rock news, told the cranky man named Charles who answered the phone, that an advertisement had to be placed today without fail. She then charged the fee to Abelle.

Tomi smiled slyly.

"--The following transcript was a live chat roleplay--"

Tomi: *text* So CD and MG are leaving for their honeymoon.. And Marva is gonna be lonely without CD.. so she is bound to tell all sorts of lies about me.. cause she's needy like that.. just dont believe them.

Zodiac: *texts back* you complaining to me? the gypsy?

Tomi: *Text* No! Duh. Just saying.. We are gonna have to be extra nice to her.. cause she will be all cranky and stuff. You know Humor the the old girl..

Zodiac: old girl? *texts back* I am always nice to Dulce. You, on the other hand, I wonder about

Tomi: *Text* Good.. poor dear barely smiles as it is.. its like shes perpetually constipated.. and now .. no CD.. she will ever so dowbn.. or angry.. yes I bet she is the angry type.

Zodiac: *texts* I was so glad you came to my shop that night. it allowed me to get a few samples

Tomi: *She read it, She knew it! Evil witch*

Zodiac: for example. a few strands of your hair that got caught on the chair you sat in. I can do a lot with a few hairs *adds evil face*

Zodiac: so since you have nothing to do, you should come see me again. we have fun!

Tomi: *text* Pfft.. Nothing to Do?! CD left me a huge chore! But I am up to the challenge, I -will- make him proud!

Zodiac laughed as she laid the phone down. As soon as she was done with her clients for the night, 'the Gypsy' needed to have a chat with 'Ms Marva' on the subject of this girl. "Been too long since Betty and Gretta held a 'charm school' session." she decided.

"--The following transcript was a live chat roleplay--"

Tomi: *text* So CD and MG are leaving for their honeymoon.. And Marva is gonna be lonely without CD.. so she is bound to tell all sorts of lies about me.. cause she's needy like that.. just don't believe them.

Micah Andras: *text* I won't.

Tomi: *beams and she texts him back* Good. You know how cranky she can get. Poor Dear.

Micah Andras: *he snickered softly and sent a reply* She did seem slightly cranky at the wedding.

Tomi: *text* I know! It has to be hard to lose her baby boy to another woman. Thats why we have to keep her mind off things. *And did she have a plan for that..? Why..yes. Yes she did.*

Micah Andras: *his lips twitched as a rare smile threatened to break out. He didn't know Tomi very well at all, but the little bit that he had seen of her told him that in time he'd come to like her just fine. She was a feisty one* Did you have something in mind?

Tomi: *text* One or two.. small little things.. Nothing major.. But I totally open to ideas!

Micah Andras: *he scratched the back of his head and frowned thoughtfully. He wasn't very good at things like that. Not unless they involved shooting. Or guns. A good maiming perhaps was always a good time* Well. Let me think on that and I'll get back to you.

Tomi: *text* Excellent! the more things we have to keep her mind of CD the better.. *Tomi grinned. Yes.. this was shaping up nicely. CD Would be so proud!*

Micah Andras: *he wondered what he might have gotten himself into for a split second but he shrugged it off and replied* I'll see what I can come up with and let you know.

Tomi: *text* I am sure it will be awesome! *Phase 1 in motion*

"--The following transcript was a live chat roleplay--"

Tomi: *texts* So .. If a girl is selling clothes.. and guy recognizes those clothes.. what does that tell you about that person? I would like your opinion.

Hantu: *dials number and calls back* what are you talking about?

Tomi: Hi! *Her voice happy, then goes completely businesslike* Well I was selling clothes.. granted they weren't mine.. but a guy.. sees said clothes.. on a hanger,.. and immediately knows whose clothes they are.. Would you say he is nancy boy.. or peeping tom perv?

Hantu: What is this about? Are you sure you dialled the right number? I am not in the clothes' business.

Hantu: I have a restaurant

Tomi: This is Tomi.. Chaindog's daughter..*her voice flipped back to the happy carefree tone* And what should I call you.. In my head.. .you're grampa Merv.. but.. I really don't know what to call you.

Hantu: Hello Tomi, I remember we were introduced to each other at the wedding. You can call me Hantu. And what makes you think that I am an expert on clothes questions? *tries to sound a bit nicer now*

Tomi: *A restaurant? Interesting. Bet they had a big dumpster that could be used to get rid.. pesky things.* "Well it wasn't so much the clothes I wanted your opinion on.. but the man.. who 'knew' the clothes. I mean.. Doesn't that just sound.. wrong, that a man should be able to see a shirt on a hanger and envision the person it belonged to? Because I am thinking.. no good can come from that.. But.. a males point of view.. namely yours, would give me a well rounded point of view. yes?

Hantu: *sounds a bit confused and annoyed, but still tries to be half-way friendly* I think I would recognize my wife's clothes. But really what is that about? Maybe Chain knows more about clothes then I do? Or Abelle?

Tomi: They are on their honeymoon.. but since you bring it up.. You would recognize your wife's clothes.. but what if .. say someone else recognized your wife's clothes.. what would you think?

Hantu: *so that's what's it about, her sire and his wife are not around so she thinks she must pester me* she killed some people more than once. They sure would recognize her.

Tomi: Oh... Yes I had not thought of that. Good point. Thank you. However.. I am going to be wary of this Mordechai person. Just to be on the safe side. Hope you have good evening.. I must now dash before your wife catches me.. Ta!

Hantu: Okay thank you for the advice, have a good day! *hangs up*