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The banter between David and Kira

• The Dagger
• Cranky As Hell David
• Dealing with a Naked, Grunting David
• It's all your fault, say what now?
• Prelude to...
• A Date

Kira: Where are you? I want my gift.

David: No gift for you. You broke my wittle bittie heart.

Kira: Whatever. I'll break your wittle bittie head if you don't give me the gift.

David: Use your wittle bittie head to find me then.

Kira: I did...have no idea where you are at.

David: Clearly didn't try hard enough.
David: Starts singing you are my sunshine my only sunshine...

Kira: *Growls*

David: I waited for HOURS

Kira: I was busy.

David: Doing what?

Kira: Decorating..

David: Making a 'our' room

Kira: Why the hell would I do that? I was fixing up Lexy's room.

David: So you know when I'm hurt and need ya to hold me?

Kira: You tend to find me and force that closeness anyway. Don't need a room for it.

David: Sure we do.

David: Soooo have any luck finding me yet?

Kira Kerr: Kira: ....no..

David: I swear I'm not naked you could look for me that way.

Kira: The thought didn't cross my mind until now. I've already used my tracker, seeker powers. Still didn't help.

David: Ask Dru?

Kira: Hum...I did. I made her do that stuff instead. Same powers..

David: So you DIDN'T look for me she did

Kira: I'm the one looking for your *** on foot now.

David: You know... don't use that word with Serenity. She lectures you about how no one 'hops' around on their foot normally. They use their feet so it should be a "I'm the one looking for you on my feet" type of thing.

Kira: Shut up

David: Don't want that gift then. Alright talk to you later love.

Kira: Pfft. Guess you don't want a hug then. That's such a nice gift that I'd be willing to do that but if you're not going to give it to me then forget it.

David: Trying to whitemail me huh? I bet you WEREN'T going to hug me at all. Most likely STAB me with it.

Kira: Too nice of a blade to use like that...I might have hugged you if you didn't make it so damn hard to get it.

David: Stab me right in the eye.

David: Don't lie you plan to stab me in the eye.

Kira: Your eyes are no fun, they go to ash.

David: You still stab me in the eyes. Don't lie.

Kira: Not in a stabing mood yet..

David: Course not, your pin cushion isn't there.

Kira: You do know the longer you make me wait, the worse its going to be for you..

David: Might try to slowly cut my eye out?

Kira: Like I said, your eyes are no fun..

David: Pretty sure you won't play with little man EVEN if it was to torment me.

Kira: ....I'm going to guess I don't want to know what you're talking about

David: He's wiggled at you a few times *snickers in her head*

Kira: Damn it

David: Dirty girl, you are thinking about Little Man.

Kira: Your fault, I don't want to.

David: Sure it's always my fault that you looked.

Kira: You were the one dancing around. Everyone nearby looked.

David: Strange I don't look there when I see others wiggling.

Kira: How many people you've seen wiggling..

David: The Wiggle Dance is very grand.

David tries to seduce her but fails. She tries to shoot him with paintball but misses

Kira: Don't be trying to seduce me. Give me the blade.

David: Couldn't hurt to try... you might take my eye *says outloud*

David handed you an item (Ancient Dagger).

David says: "*dips and kisses Kiras Forehead* bye Flour."

Kira thinks, thank god he didn't kiss me

Kira: So that's what your thinking was on that. Pfft. Don't think very much of my word then if you don't trust me.

David: As much as I trust Mama when she says "take the stairs"

Kira: Well that's Mama..

David: Yeah... and a paintball in the eye doesn't hurt.

Kira: Well, I didn't stab you though..

David: Nope but I didn't go naked either to be stabbed
David: After all you MUST really like my body. Painting my clothing all the time to see me naked.
David: Nothing but a piece of meat to you.

Kira: *laughs* That's rich. I don't care about your body. If you were just a piece of meat, our little fake marriage would be fully legal by now..

David: It is legal *snickers*

Kira: It is not...we haven't slept together..

David: No... no you are right we haven't at all. I would never do that to you. *snickers*

David: Now you do make some sicko plans. Brainwashing me to want to go out in the middle of the Fae to make you sing.

Kira: ....we haven't and will not. I do not brainwash. You're the one who did all this, a wedding I don't even remember.

David: A wedding night you don't even remember...

Kira: If you did that to me, then you are no different then the rest of the males I've come across.

David: Ah so you HAVE done things with other men.

Kira: I have not! I'm talking about them all being dogs. I would never forgive you for taking my first time away from me when you don't even care about me.

David: I care.

Kira: Oh sure you do. Then why the hell do you care so much about tormenting me like this?

David: Part of caring.

Kira: Whatever.

David: yeah, whatever. Hope you liked your gift... it took awhile to find something that I thought you and Dru would like... so... you could use it in your Daughters of the Triple Moon Rituals because you both are sisters... kinda...

Kira: I do like it, about time you figured out what I like.

David: Yeah.. ok. Glad you like it. I'm going to go. I'm sure you want to talk to someone who you care about.

Kira: That's a little harsh...but if you weren't trying to torment me in such a strange way, I'd might care more.

David: Lies... you aren't able to care about me.

Kira: You have no idea what I am capable of but night Dauvit.

David: Not hugs! You didn't even HUG me. Lies. Lies. Lies. GOOD NIGHT don't REPLY
*covers his ears and goes la la la*

Kira: You didn't stick around dumbass.

Roho says: "*licks the families faces* Yummy"
Mama Sisya says: "Kira has missed you Roho"
Roho says: "Roho plays in QZ area *plays with Kira`s hair*"
You were skirmish attacked and wounded by David !
David says: "There thats for going naked"
David says: "and missing that thing urg"

Kira says: "What the hell David."

The rest is all via mind message

Kira: I did not go naked! And I did not miss Roho. Jerk!

David sent you a telepathic message:
"Ya you did dont lie. Hair dessing creepy ****** and your humanboyfriend"

Kira: I did not miss Roho. I was glad he's been gone. And Anemoi is not my boyfriend, nor did I go naked.
Kira Kerr: He kissed me, just like you do. I have never kissed anyone willingly!
Kira Kerr: Why are you so damn upset about it anyway? We're not together.

David sent you a telepathic message:
"Lies! I bet you kissed him too. Get you nice things show urg "

David: Lies! You kissed Serenity

Kira Kerr: I did not. She kissed me...my first kiss, taken unwillingly. Just like everything.

David: and WHO seduced her? Who MADE her kiss them?

Kira: She was trying to kill Puppet and send me to the shadow realm. I wasn't expecting that kind of reaction.

David: Yeah your other human boy friend
David: I bet you kissed him
David: and played with his hair
David: and he saw you naked I bet for free
David: You never liked me
David: you just want me dead

Kira Kerr: What kind of girl do you take me for? I never had interest in Puppet like that.
Kira Kerr: I'm not having this conversation with you again, David. Sure I was trying to kill you when you were human but that doesn't mean I've been trying to kill you now

David: That's what anyone would say when they do want to kill someone who they wanted to kill in the past.

Kira Kerr: Well you hate me then and still hate me now.

David: cause ya want me dead

Kira Kerr: You keeping pushing me I will..

David: see you do!
David *sobs in her head and curls up more with Drusilla* (Note all sobs are in her head, like a dark cloud raining down on her)

Kira Kerr: Because you're ******* crazy.

David: I don't have a old person living inside me

Kira Kerr: What's that suppose to mean!

David: Your the one whose crazy duh

Kira: You don't know anything about me David and never will.

David: You don't know nothing about me but the color of my blood on your sharp pointed objects!

Kira Kerr: Same as any other blood..

David: Oh so I'm not even worth noting the scent difference! *sobs more*

Kira Kerr: I never paid notice to the scents..

David: Yeah I'm so ******* special to you. I am no different than your human boyfriends only you don't want them DEAD never did!
David: Just me. I'm the unworthy one! *more snobs*

Kira Kerr: You are just my childe...and I have no boyfriends. Frankly men seem to be too much ******* trouble to bother with.

David: Lies!
David: Not if their human and then you'll play with their hair
David: I read the reports
David: always petting them
David I don't even get that!
David: Only Drusilla knows and understand me and she's the new one!

Kira Kerr: Why the hell do you want that? *sighs* That was me trying to care. Not that did me any good.

David: I am a MOMMA'S BOY! My momma's always loved me
David: She would pet my hair
David: and even when she hit me really hard
David: I could go and lay next to her on the couch and she would pat my head and tell me she cared and loved me and when I was hurty she would make me feel better. YOU DON'T LIKE ME
David: Even Drusilla hugs me!

Kira Kerr: Kind of a duh factor that I'm not your Mamma's..

David: No your my wife
David: you should do that stuff!

Kira Kerr: ....I don't understand why you want that from me. And why you get all crazy..

David: I'm not crazy
David: you are
David: your insane, uncaring, mean old... old... hag
David: *dark wave of saddness washes over Kira's mind*
David: I should divorce you
David: but I won't
David: I won't give you that
David: nope not until you hurt so much like I do!

(Goes on here)

OOC: You'd have to read this to know what's going on with him here. Hunting the Sewer Man

David says: "*brings her gifts while licking her face. no sign of shoes*"

Kira finds him later, tries to put a towel around his waist. Tells him to keep it there.

David says: "*grunts and puts it on his head*"

Kira: No, not there.

David says: "*knocks her to the ground and takes her left shoe given her the towel in trade*"

Kira finds him later at the Met.

Kira says: "David! *takes shoe back* Stop running around naked."

David says: "*break dances in the nude*"

David tried to steal from you, and you caught them!

Kira bops him on the head with her wooden sword.

Kira says: "If I have to beat you again to make you go back home, I will."

You were skirmish attacked and wounded by David !

David says: "*makes a goal pose. Runs from Kira*"

Kira takes his eye then goes to drag his naked *** back home, but he kept getting humans to attack her. She got even by doing the same. They both needed a lot of blood by that time.

Seems he likes the Temple better. Finds him washing in the water however.

Kira says: "Get out of the water. You`re making it all dirty."

David says: "*grunts and tries to wash her*"
Alert: David says: "*washes with lillypads*"

‹David› *spits on lillipad as he washes under his armpit*
‹Kira› Ew, ew. Stop that! You don't wash with the plants.

‹David› *grunts and switches his armpits *
‹Kira› Nasty naked cocopuffs. *Smacks the lilypads down* Leave those alone. I spent a lot of time getting this temple set up.

‹David› *grunts and waves arms before hitting the water so she gets soaked. huffs then grabs another and washes himself *
‹Kira› *Growls grabs his hands* I said stop that. No more washing. We've been through this. You use a bathtub for such things.

‹David› *howls at bathtub *
‹David› *looks for something to throw *
‹Kira› *Smacks him* Settle down.

‹David› *smacks her back and growls*
‹Kira› *Growls back and kicks him* Behave or I'll cut your other eye and cut off your other arm. See how well you get along then.

‹David› *grabs her foot pulling her into the poolwater for her shoe*
‹David› *pulls out a rat body from his hair and washes it with his new shoe then ties it into Kira's hair grunting happily as he shoe claps*
‹Kira› *Stares in horror* David! *quickly gets the rat out of her hair and tosses it towards the door.* Stop taking my shoes! *takes it back* And why is it I'm always getting wet when you're the one supposed to be taking a bath.

‹David› *grunts sadly at her lack of rat and the shoe being taken back.*
‹Kira› I'll get you nice rats if you behave and go home, take a real bath.
‹David› *licks her nose and pets her befor going back to his bathtime*
‹Kira› *Sighs, wipes off nose* Man I wish you'd stop doing that.

‹David› *gets out and moves to the door to go home into the sewers for a bath*
‹Kira› David, get back here. I don't trust you. You're not going back to the sewers. *Follows after him* You need to come with me.
‹David› *grunts and runs for the doors*

David: sits in her lap with a gunshot wound and broken rib. "This is your fault"

Kira Kerr: "How is it my fault..?"

David: You didn't kiss me!
David: So I went and got into trouble!

Kira Kerr: *blink* Like you'd behave anyway..

David: I might have if you had rewarded me *huffs*

Kira Kerr: Might have. Just like I said maybe later. Which means, well no, most likely not

David: *buries his face into her neck before nipping it*

Kira Kerr: *tenses* What are you doing..

David: *turns her face and kisses her* Getting my reward so I don't get in trouble anymore.

Kira Kerr: I'm going to hold you to that then...*glares* Tired of you stealing kisses. Now get off of me.

David: But I'm hurt... you should hold me tonight.

Kira Kerr: You got hurt that was your own fault. Why should you be rewarded for that?

David: If I was that damn monkey and he got hurt and it was HIS fault you would reward it with cuddles.

Kira Kerr: Seriously, your jealous of Q-Tip? The thing cuts me up when it doesn't get its way and its endangered...so kind have to take care of it. Besides, it can also be rather nice at times. You, you just confuse the hell out of me.

David: I'm nice!

Kira Kerr: Sometimes...though I'll admit that you're nicer now. But only when its not on public boards.

David: Can't ruin my image

Kira Kerr: Right, cause that's so much more important than me. *pushes him off*

David: ow... that... hurt...

Kira Kerr: Good, it was suppose to.

David: Kiss kiss?

Kira Kerr: Why would I?

David: cause... I'm hurt?

Kira Kerr: And we've come to a full circle. Goodnight David, I need to go collect more items. *pats him on the head*

David: *mutters*

Kira Kerr: What you muttering about?

David: No kiss

Kira Kerr: I have no reason to kiss you David. Be thankful for what you do get.

David: *gives her a big pouty face*

Kira Kerr: *laughs* Only works for the monkey. Why do you have to keep pushing me for these things..

David: Cause how else will it happen? and see... if I was the monkey!

Kira Kerr: Time...if I knew you actually cared about me. And it works for the monkey because he's cuter, while you may look younger, animals still cuter.

David: I shall get even for this *painfully walks off*

Kira Kerr: *stares off after him, wondering what the hell he was planning*

David: Hey hot stuff

Kira Kerr: Ah...hi

David: Wanna come and give me some kisses?

Kira Kerr: Not really..

David: aww come now

Kira Kerr: I have no reason to.

David: I've been good

Kira Kerr: Not exactly what I meant.

David: What more reason do you need?

Kira Kerr: I see no reason to kiss someone I'm not with. Just because you want a reward for "being good" isn't good enough.

David: Sure it is. Otherwise I'll bend you over my knee and smack ya

Kira Kerr: Oh right, yeah I don't think so.

David: Fine. I'll get love from Luffy.

Kira Kerr: Don't think he wants you.

David: No one loves me

Kira Kerr: I already expressed why I can't be with you. The ball is in your court, so to speak.

David: I love you, now kiss me

Kira Kerr: ...that's only one step.

David: **** woman, I already said you could **** the stalker

Kira Kerr: That's not it. And I never said I wanted to. I attract the freaks, I don't seek them out.

David: Oh now I'm a freak?
David: You ******* tried to kill me remember? You MADE me.

Kira Kerr: You were at first. Sure I made you, but pretty sure you were already freaky to start with...

David: Let me be clear, I want to do you.
David: So how about we go out on a date, I'll make you squirm and give you the best part of me.
David: *grins*

Kira Kerr: Gee, how romantic. Why are you so sex focused? I'm not giving that up to you any time soon. Its far more important to me than it is to you. I have to be sure. And there's something that you'd you have to do for me.

David: Who said I was talking about sex?

Kira Kerr: Because that's what it sounds like.

David: I was talking about showing you a good time

Kira Kerr: So sorry if my trust in males isn't that high. It still sounds like sex.

David: Come now have I tried to sex you yet?

Kira Kerr: No...but a lot of the things you say go towards that.

David: Well who has a dirty mind?

Kira Kerr: You

David: You.

Kira Kerr: No, I'm quite clueless about this stuff...

David: un huh and you take my innocent comments and turn them dirty.

Kira Kerr: I don't think anyone finds your comments innocent.

David: Of course not, because they all have dirty minds.

Kira Kerr: Uh huh..
Kira Kerr: I'll agree to a date however. Just keep your distance for now.

David: *GRABS HER AND PICKS HER UP SPINNING HER AROUND* I'll be the best date ever.

Kira Kerr: *Yelps* Put me down...

David: *puts her down carefully* So where shall we go for our date?

Kira Kerr: *blinks* I don't know...don't know anything about dates. Only one I've been on...pfft, was that fake double date..

David: Then how about I cook you a romantic dinner?

Kira Kerr: You can cook..?

David: Oh sugar, I can cook a mean meal

Kira Kerr: Alright, guess we shall see then. Haven't had many home cooked meals..

David: Alright come to my apartment *gives her the address* I'll be ready to make you squirm in 45 mins *runs off*

Kira Kerr: Ah...*didn't know he meant now*

David: *at his apartment cooking waiting for Kira as he sets up the table to set the mood*

Kira Kerr: *Sighs softly as she was so not sure about this as she went down the hall. She bit her lip a moment before knocking on the door*

David: *runs to the door swinging it open and grins like a goof* You came!

Kira Kerr: *blinks* Well...yeah. I keep my word when I say I'll do something..

David: *takes her hand and kisses it* Then come on in my sugar.

Kira Kerr: *heads inside and looks around, wasn't expecting the setup* Hum...it looks nice. *she was expecting warrior to start yelling in her head to run for it*

David: *shuts the door and moves to the table and pulls it out for her to sit*.
David: Thank you flour

Kira Kerr: *Sits down, trying to think of something to say* So...is this wonderful meal done yet?

David: Well... I was just finishing the final touches... *moves to the kitchen coming back with what he had cooked*

David: *disappears and comes back with another dish*

David: *and then leaves coming back with another four*

David: I wasn't sure what you would like, chicken, lobster and then I was thinking that you might not like either of those things and everyone likes pizza... there is also desert.... *runs and gets that*

David: *puts that on the table and beams*
David: Eat up

Kira Kerr: *Stares at all the food* You...cooked all of this in such a short amount of time..?

David: Well... it doesn't take that much time to cook the stuff.
David: I mean the chicken was pretty damn easy... pizza is the same.
David: I will be honest I didn't make the desert...

Kira Kerr: It's fine..*stares at the lobster intently as she never had it before.* Though its a little overboard...I would have been fine with any of it. *starts with the chicken*

David: *leans against the table watching her eat* You like it?

Kira Kerr: *Looks up* Yeah...why are you staring at me..aren't you going to eat?

David: Oh yeah... but I just want to watch you try everything.
David: *motions at her to do so*

Kira Kerr: *Frowns* I don't approve of Kira TV.. *tries the lobster next*

David: *grins* I do... it's great.

Kira Kerr: Just makes me...self conscious. *mutters and goes for a pizza now*

David: Hey this is common dating policy.

Kira Kerr: How am I suppose to know you're not making stuff up..?

David: Eh... well it's common for me?
David: *leans closer* You like it?

Kira Kerr: *Raises eyebrow, leans back and uses a napkin* Yes, it all good food. You were right, you can cook.

David: *GRINS* thanks *digs in*

Kira Kerr: *Finishes her food and goes on to desert* You going to behave yourself for a week for this?

David: I've already have...

Kira Kerr: You were saving up..?

David: Ah.... sorta.

Kira Kerr: Well I mean...after this though. You going to behave from now on?

David: Eh... only if you keep dating me *grins*
David: and given me kisses

Kira Kerr: Let's just stick with the dating for now..

David: *grins* kisses?

Kira Kerr: Hum...we'll see..

David: *leans across the table and kisses her nose*

Kira Kerr: *wiggles her nose* Must you do that.

David: I could lick your face if you rather.

Kira Kerr: Hell no. You try and I'll go meaner things. See how you like a furball.

David: If it's you. I will love it.

Kira Kerr: *rolls eyes* Just strange...
Kira Kerr: So...I should leave now...we ate. Date over, right.