Path of the Vampire forum

two years later and fake news is still fake news

but that doesn't matter... step right up and get your microchips for free!

No thanks, I'd rather be au naturale

that makes it sound like you go around town nekkid >.>

Don't tempt me xD

That's a sure way to scare off the last of our tourism.

Do we really want tourists to come here and get eaten though?

what are we cannibals??? Or are you into some weird kinky bs I don't want to hear about.... >.<

but speak for yourself, tourists have money to spend and there are those of us who have businesses to run.

Ew no, I was talking about the smelly dead things walking around.

The zombies? They're harmless! Just give them some love and a cookie and send them on their way. ;P

More like bullets and a chop with a sword....