Gollum! you naughty little.....
Posted: 08 Mar 2017, 00:40
This was a total nightmare.... she'd turned her back for no more than a second and the afternoons 'art project' was now in ruins....
It had all been going well, minimal spillage, spatters on the canvas not the walls, less than expected screaming, when disaster had struck. The devastation was beyond anything she would have expected a small puppy to be able to cause in a matter of less than a minute, and the clean up was probably going to take the rest of the night.
"Bad!...Bad Gollum!...Bad!..." the small puppy hid under the bed hoping to avoid another squirt of the water bottle. Though this was usually more effective on cats, Gollum had an aversion to it which made for a good method of non-lethal punishment. Lord only knows what might happen if Quin were to give him a bop on the nose with rolled up magazine, these days her strength was far greater than it have ever been in her previous life and when her temper was flaring it only increased. Admittedly she got through three or four water bottles a week due to her habit of accidentally crushing them mid-spray, but at least it meant she could get her point across to the little furry terror without having to take him to the vet every time he whizzed on something he shouldn't. Quin knew she had a tendency to fly of the handle without much provocation and the last thing she wanted to do was hurt the little guy, she just wanted him to figure out a few boundaries... he could now add 'messing with mommy's art supplies' to the ever increasing list.
Turning back to the mess that was supposed to be her latest art project she didn't know where to start...the spill bucket had been kicked half way across the room during the chase, her fault that time, the scattering of organs and sections of intestines though.... *sigh*
Carefully stepping over the mess she headed to the bathroom to grab her trusty mop, if one good thing had come out of all of this it was that Gollum wouldn't need feeding tonight.... the crafty creature sat under the bed gnawing on the still warm heart keeping an eye on his 'mothers' movements....
It had all been going well, minimal spillage, spatters on the canvas not the walls, less than expected screaming, when disaster had struck. The devastation was beyond anything she would have expected a small puppy to be able to cause in a matter of less than a minute, and the clean up was probably going to take the rest of the night.
"Bad!...Bad Gollum!...Bad!..." the small puppy hid under the bed hoping to avoid another squirt of the water bottle. Though this was usually more effective on cats, Gollum had an aversion to it which made for a good method of non-lethal punishment. Lord only knows what might happen if Quin were to give him a bop on the nose with rolled up magazine, these days her strength was far greater than it have ever been in her previous life and when her temper was flaring it only increased. Admittedly she got through three or four water bottles a week due to her habit of accidentally crushing them mid-spray, but at least it meant she could get her point across to the little furry terror without having to take him to the vet every time he whizzed on something he shouldn't. Quin knew she had a tendency to fly of the handle without much provocation and the last thing she wanted to do was hurt the little guy, she just wanted him to figure out a few boundaries... he could now add 'messing with mommy's art supplies' to the ever increasing list.
Turning back to the mess that was supposed to be her latest art project she didn't know where to start...the spill bucket had been kicked half way across the room during the chase, her fault that time, the scattering of organs and sections of intestines though.... *sigh*
Carefully stepping over the mess she headed to the bathroom to grab her trusty mop, if one good thing had come out of all of this it was that Gollum wouldn't need feeding tonight.... the crafty creature sat under the bed gnawing on the still warm heart keeping an eye on his 'mothers' movements....