Your nightly dish

[Alexandrea]

two years later and fake news is still fake news

but that doesn't matter... step right up and get your microchips for free!

[Angelo Morgan]

No thanks, I'd rather be au naturale

[Alexandrea]

that makes it sound like you go around town nekkid >.>

[Angelo Morgan]

Don't tempt me xD

[Alexandrea]

That's a sure way to scare off the last of our tourism.

[Angelo Morgan]

Do we really want tourists to come here and get eaten though?

[Alexandrea]

what are we cannibals??? Or are you into some weird kinky bs I don't want to hear about.... >.<

but speak for yourself, tourists have money to spend and there are those of us who have businesses to run.

[Angelo Morgan]

Ew no, I was talking about the smelly dead things walking around.

[Alexandrea]

The zombies? They're harmless! Just give them some love and a cookie and send them on their way. ;P

[Angelo Morgan]

More like bullets and a chop with a sword....