Romeo. Not going to lie. That caught my attention more than the two stamped with criminal warning labels sitting in front of me in the movie theater. Romeo is my name. Last name. Everyone has one and that was the one I was given thanks to the married businessman from Madrid who always seemed to find his way to the states after he knocked up my Mom. I saw him the first couple years of my life. When his wife finally grew tired of playing deaf, dumb and blind his frequent flyer miles were revoked. Little did she know she did us all a favor. It is no surprise that every time I am around cigars I immediately think of him.
Even though the film ended the scent of theater popcorn was hard to escape. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I liked it. Truth is I liked it as much as smelling gym socks. Used and unwashed gym socks. No one can get into that smell but when it is around it clings to everything. It was on the black wool while it found the spot it fit over my shoulders like a second skin. My job took me places worse than I currently am in. I am a detective so I could be in far less accommodating places related to my work. It still stands that even a day old corpse left out to the sun bothered me less the butter saturated popped corn in the overpriced buckets left abandoned on the increasingly empty seats I passed by. I am pretty sure it goes back to the first time I got drunk. High School. I nearly drowned in my own vomit which just happens to nearly fill up a bucket of popcorn. All it took for me to avoid it in the future. As for booze...well, that was still on the list of things to do.
Finally out of the doors the bite of the cold air hitting me was the distraction I needed. The buzz of the movie patrons who were reviewing the matinee that had ran two weeks longer than it was worth previewing I could do without. The film sucked ***. There was only one reason I was there. Actually, make that two.The extremity numbing air greeted my face as I stepped out of the only theater in the northern exposure hole known to the rest of the world as Harper Rock. I need a raise and given the gust of wind that hits my face I also need a scarf.
My fingers fumbled to get hold of the keys in the pocket that was known for swallowing up contents and depositing them into some abyss where they could never be found. Thankfully my eyes could ward off a second glance from most. It seems it worked when one of the two men in front of me glanced back briefly while my eyes drifted just enough so that they would not raise suspicion.The two ahead of me made it seem like I was following a funeral procession on foot. Which was sort of the case. Might as well get the practice in while they still could. The below zero temp made it a task for me but I was already invested in this. While they were taking their own sweet time, since they were dressed to stand still comfortably right where they were if they decided to, I noted the typical key points of each subject and banked the information for the report that would eventually be expected.
“That was some fucked up ****.” The bulk of material layering the two barely moved as they paused waiting for a car to pass by in the parking lot. “Why not just say it like it is?” A forced smoker’s cough released a cloud of moisture that reeked of ingested nachos. “The Godfather. That is where you see how they do things. Maybe Scarface.”
“Last time we sit through a shitty movie together. I feel robbed. I don’t even know what the hell I watched. You owe me ten bucks you stupid ********.” The bodies once again were on the move and so was she. “And guess what? Your boy fucked up. He didn’t show so you know what that means. I am not cleaning up your messes anymore. You take care of it. Pick up your tools, take out your garbage and don’t forget to recycle. I don’t want to answer any questions.” The driver’s door opened to the car that had windows tinted darker than were legal. Who was the real idiot between the two? “Call me when you are finished.”
“No shots heard around the world. Got it.” The car door closed so I am given no choice but to walk casually along to the sounds of winter construction boots still on the move in front of me. I glance down to the imprints left in the snow and figure it is a safe bet they are 13 wide. His grumbling was evidently louder than he likely picked up on. “Fuckin’ dumbass.I should shoot him first.” What happened next was nothing new but felt like it every damn time it happened. Flashbacks. PTSD was the one thing that remind her she had seen worse.
The scent of gunsmoke found her overpowering the nauseating buttered popcorn.The surroundings quickly shifted to the dull confines of the room she remembers sitting in during the interrogation three years before. Eyes that lied a thousand times and held no remorse fixed on her and she didn’t blink. Fear had no place in her but curiosity continuously reigned. Silently she asked herself, ‘Did he enjoy it as much as she had the first time? Or the second?’ She was sure no one enjoyed it as much as she did the first time she committed murder. After that she remembered faces more than the count.
Thirty minutes later back at the station and two Mountain Dews down to combat the shiver crawling beneath my skin I find I am looking at a face I wish would just go away for good. I could make that happen but really it would be shooting myself in the foot so to speak. He has ratted out enough people that my job has required less time and effort hunting them down.
“Yes, I did it. I pulled the mother ******* trigger.”
The street drifter that was known for being the cheapest and messiest hit man in the area was once again sitting across from me like he should be taken seriously. Slapjack. Yeah, it is his street name. I personally believe he must have been one of those the minute he was born it set off all sorts of red flags to whoever tended to his poor mother. It was that or he was found under some rock and given mercy by someone that should have been shot on sight for doing so. Seconds turn into minutes while he goes about how he did it while I show as much enthusiasm as I did the last time that blind date from Fairbanks asked if he could paint my toe nails. I know the half-*** confession will be changed just as soon as he finds out why he was really hauled in for questioning. He had no clue he was ruled out as a suspect in the case. Who was I to ruin it for him?
“But not as much as you get off on it.” He leaned in to the desk giving me that look like I was supposed to be paying attention. Despite the officer next to him starting to raise a hand and cue him to not get any ideas he moves in even closer. I can feel my gun in my hand even though it is secured at my side. “I heard stories about you, sweetheart. You are as dirty as they can get.” Of course he has. I am legend. My questionable record speaks for itself. I take my cue and cut it short.
“And you are wasting my time.” Someone had to set him straight. This is part of my job. Like reading a script I give it to him cold and short. Slapjack doesn’t have the smarts to keep up with a long winded dialog that his grape won't have room to absorb or process. “Are you going to tell me where he is hiding this time?” I glance to the officer in the room. He is new on the force so I might as well fill him in.“He knows where they all hide. It saves us some time. If we want to know where someone is we just ask him. They call him a Hyena in the slums, Slapjack if the can tolerate him.Me?” I shrug with the limited interest I can invest in doing so. I think cockroaches have more fight to them. Even a rat is better at keeping secrets.”
“Awww now you know that is simply not true. Don’t sweat the competition.They call me when they need **** done. Business is business. Granted I don’t put the passion into it like you do but I do take care of business. Isn’t that what counts?” He laughed at his own words and I feel my brows lift while his lips keep flapping. “Don’t get mad because I won’t tell you what you want to hear and give you the truth instead.” His dirty fingers started picking at the dark line of expired matter between his front teeth and I could gag at what comes out on the top of finger. “Truth is she will have you pushing up daisies in Thornside Park and those having a picnic above ground wouldn’t even know you are there. Isn’t that right?” He barely has the time to wink before I stand up and step around the table. He knows I am coming. This isn’t our first rodeo.I plant my right palm flat on the surface in front of him and have my back to the officer responsible to back me up. He keeps his eyes on me while he lowers his voice like he is telling me a secret. “Settle down. My lips are sealed.”
“Your time is up.” My eyes pin on his face. Despite their slow movements back and forth he knows better than to so much as blink. Now we were getting somewhere. I push down on the table and where my hand was fastened to the back of his chair sending my body back up standing nice and tall. If looks could kill it was safe to assume he was already a dead man. He knows it.“Get him out of here. He can walk back to the hole we found him in.”
The walk back to my office has me pausing briefly to grab more of the hours old coffee sitting in the plastic thermos carafe. It is well known that I thrive on its effects even if it was like a acidic liquid punch to my neglected gut. The RTIC white gloss stainless steel tumbler held thirty ounces of the one thing that would keep my eyes open for as long as I need them to be. I carry it with me as I move through the narrow hallways that gave me no choice but to acknowledge the uniforms and faces I don’t like enough to say hi to. Once inside my office I set the well insulated beverage container down and pulled off my wool jacket. It lands on the sofa that looked like it came out of some seventies movie clip. I like it. The design said anything but comfortable and the upholstery was known to give some a case of unexpected hives. That made it perfect because I don’t want anyone hanging out.
It didn’t take any more time than the curve of my jean covered backside settling into the rolling chair to hear the outdated desk phone ring for attention. I hate phones. I take my time sipping from my much needed white tumbler while waiting for the annoying sound to stop. It continued on.someone was persistent. And I am out of fucks to spend. I Lean forward and quickly tap a few buttons that re-routed the call back to the front desks. That takes care of that.
“So, what did you find out?” The door to my office closed and I was left looking at the one responsible who was bold enough to begin claiming a seat despite the lack of invitation to do so. “Who is next?”
My eyes narrow as I try to pinpoint how this asshole clearly out of jurisdiction fits into things. Who is next? Well now that was a damn good question.