< Marty > *T* Marrrrrrrrrrjaniiii
Marjani: * Text* Hey MJ! What's up, sugar?
* Text* Oh! I got a few more pointy parts for you to play with, whenever you're back at Pandy.
< Marty > *T* I did something bad Mariiii like real messed up...
*T* Pointy parts? Cooool I'm trying to make it. I'm lost can't find tome and Cato's gone with some chick
*T* Should have seen him dude was on a roll tonight
*T* Think I had tomanys
Marjani: * Text * Sugar, slow down and start with the first thought that pops into your head. I don't think you can do anything bad.
* Text * But, what did you do? Who is Tomany? Sounds sinfully French. Did you do the you know what, with Tomany?
< Marty > Haaaa! To many drinks. I can't type on this phone. Why is iiit moving?
*T* I called Grace... My ex wife and some ****ing dude answered the phone!
*T* He all acts like he has no idea what I was talking about but I know
*T* How could shdbdhdgsg
*T*Dropped my phone sorry
*T* But how could she move on already? Three years and bam!
Marjani: * Text * Sugar, what's moving is your finger. Why would you call an ex-flame? Darling, you are a new man, going back is stupid. You're soul mate is not that skank. The one that will fill you up, make you feel complete is a vampire. Or will be a vampire.
* Text* Sugar, are you at the Boom Boom Room? Should I come get you? Or can you find Cato and go with him? Three ways might be fun. Us women have so many holes, one man can't do it in one job, you know.
< Marty > *T* Aw **** Mari.... it wasn't Grace that I called. I put in the wrong number.
*T* ****! I cursed out a stranger!
*T* I don't really know why I called her or well tried to call her. Cato's long gone, 3ways never been my things
*T* Was at the boom boom but started walking. I have no clue where I'm going. Don't think I know when the pandy is even at.
*T* Think I'm going to be sick
Marjani: * text * You're probably going to be sick for a couple of days, sugar. I had this girl I was friends with, when I was human, and she got drunk a lot and the next morning I would have a big plate of scrambled eggs. Do you like those? She always took a bite or two and puked everything out of her system. It was like a magic trick. I'll make you some eggs to get you feeling better.
*Text* Maybe I should text Nishaa to come find you...
< Marty > -ten minutes or so pass before he would send her another text- *T* Worst night ever. A ****ing thief just stole my wallet. Pulled out my gun in hopes of intimidating him and I dropped the gun
*T* Shot myself in the foot
*T* Some eggs actually sound like a good idea and blood and water lots of water
*T* My foot hurts
*T* Don't bother Nis I'll find it just what's it by?
Marjani: * Text * I don't know it's the worst night ever. Maybe if you died and came back as a woman, we could compare notes? I bet you'd be a hot woman though. You're a sweetheart, so I bet you would get a lot of loving from men and women. ;)
*Text* Who gave you a gun? Are they insane? You look like you could barely control a nerf sword, sugar. And I don't know what Pandy is by. Woods? You should probably find your tome. I don't think Micah wants to be making them.
* Text* Maybe you left it in your room? Or in a sock-oh wait. If you did, it's probably been shot to a billion little pieces. You are a hot mess!
< Marty > *T* Guess its not the worst night ever then. Could always be worse.... hope it doesn't get worse.
- time passes before the next text-
*T* It just got a little worse. I think this lady just called me an ambulance
*T* Made it down into the sewers. Its dark
*T* I dgegehsus
*T* ****! Dropped my phone again cracked the screen
Marjani: * Text * Well, dropping your phone is a lot better than dropping your head and cracking that.
* Text * I think sewers are supposed to be dark? It's why no one goes down there but vampires and those naked weirdos. OMG! Marty, don't let some naked guy come at you with his peen! Get out of there! Hurry!
* Text * OHMGEE! I forgot! Why don't you let me summon you to Pandy? I can do that!
< Marty > *T* Always looking on the bright side. I'm thankful for not having a cracked skull.
*T*Are you ****ing kidding me? Please tell me your joking? I never have been in the sewers before. Cato hangs out in them a lot. He collects some stuff for Nis. I'll have to ask him about that.
*T* Wait I do know where the tome is! My other jacket, its back at that place I bought recently
*T* **** I can't think of the name of the building
*T* Mari! You were not ****ing joking! A naked guy just jumped out and ****ing stabbed me!
*T*I managed to shoot him and not myself.
*T* Wait I Do Know The Place Veil Tower! Though I have no idea how to get there
*T* Think I'll wonder the sewers until I find and exit.
Marjani: Text* See! I told you. Did you cut his peen off? Cut his peen right off! They are so nasty. Who flashes their junk like that?
Text * Marty, I think my phone is going into overload here. No one has text me this many times in a row. But look. READ MY WORDS. I can summon you to Pandy. Forget Veil and naked peens and all that other stuff that's floating in sewer water.
< Marty > *T* No I did not cut off his peen! Don't make me laugh Mari, my side hurts.
*T* Being summoned has always made my stomach a little woozy. I would probably throw up with how I'm feeling.
*T* The tome has never bothered me. Think I will find my way back to the place. Just found an exit.
*T* Glad I didn't come across anymore of those dudes.
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MJ Squared
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Re: MJ Squared
Marjani: * Text * An exit to where though? It could be anywhere. It could be the woods even. There's one by an old abandoned dock or something. West side of town.
* Text* who cares if you throw up? I'll summon you in a bathroom. Real easy clean up. Think this is my first time dealing with a drunkie? Have you ever been drunk before?
<Marty > *T* It was just to a street thankfully. I think I can make it to the tower now. It shouldn't be far.
*T* Have I been drunk before? Mari, I should probably being in AA
Marjani: * text * well, no man or woman is going to want to touch your peen if you drink yourself stupid every night, MJ. Just a tip from one MJ to another MJ.
* Text * The tower could be on any street. It could be miles away. Ten or more. You should find a train station and hope some soul feels some pity and points you in the right direction. Oh right. You have no money. I can't believe you went out without me! ;(
< Marty > *T* I don't want anyone to touch it. I have been on break for awhile now MJ. Grace messed with my head
*T* Found a shop. Sold off this ring I found in the sewer. The guy gave me directions to the station too.
*T* It was a in the moment decision thing. Cato left not long after we got there. So I stayed and had I don't even know how many drinks.
*T* The bartender was hot and I swear she just kept making the drinks stronger.
*T* It was one of those juice mix drinks. She called it something weird. Slut on acid I think it was.
*T* Note to self - stay away from things with weird names.
Marjani: * Text * Note to Marty, I think she was the slut who did acid. She was probably asking you to do acid with her. Did you get her number? Did you work your game? Why didn't you leave with her?
*text * Tits are better to look at than sewer peen. I think so!
< Marty > *T* Probably? We didn't chat much. That's nothing that I want right now. Grace has ruined me now. The consistencies were nice. Hooking up with a stranger just feels odd now.
*T* I definitely agree with you. Maybe one day I'll find something as real as what Nis and you have.
Marjani: * Text * I super love Nishaa! I could talk about her forever and a day. Isn't she so great? I wonder if she has any single friends. I bet she does!
* text * OHMGEE! Marty, can I give you a makeover? I will get you a girlfriend. I think you really need one. The lonely, single guy thing for three years now? GO GET SOME ***!
* Text * Are you there yet?
< Marty > *T* Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass on the make over.
*T* I made it in, walked in the wrong apartment at first. Like who doesn't lock a door?
*T* They were not happy. I'm at my place now. Looking for the tome
*T* Got sick but just found the tome. Not sure if i can do this
Marjani: * Text * Do what? Tome? Sure you can. And the only people that don't lock doors are people looking for some neighborly love, if you know what I mean. Was she hot? Go get some of that if she was!
< Marty > *T* MJ! Stop making me laugh! My side hurts. Think I'm going to try and take a shower before I tome over. I look a mess and need to change too.
- Twenty or so minutes later -
*T* ****ing fell out of the shower. What is with this night!
Marjani: * Text * Well that explains what took you so long, sugar. Here I thought you finally passed out in a pool of your own bile, blood and some other nasty **** you had tonight. Told you, I should have summoned you. I think you have a problem, MJ. A need to get laid problem and a slight drinking problem.
< Marty > *T* You probably should have summoned me. I'm just going to grab a few things and tome over.
*T* Only a slight drinking problem? So maybe I agree with you, on both accounts.
*T* OK I'm here. You and good with a needle?
Marjani: * text * You're here, where? And a needle? Thread and needle or drug sort of needle? Oh no! Don't tell me you've got a drug problem too. MJ, we need to get you some help.
* text* Tell me where you are, I'll come out of my room.
< Marty > *T* I'm in one of the corners where they have the comfy chairs. And I don't do drugs, I meant a needle and thread. Think I need a few stitches in my side to keep everything in as it heels.
Marjani: * text * Sugar, no. I can't sew anything and I won't even pretend to try. Does all this look like it sits around making doilies or something? But, I'll bring you some band-aids and some gauze. It just needs to be covered for a night or two and then it will be as good as new! Oh! I could grab some toilet paper and wrap you up like a zombie. That sounds like a lot of fun! Be right there.
< Marty > *T* Band-Aids? OK, bring lots and the big ones. Think you mean mummy and i'll pass. Maybe another time. And maybe we can have a zombie party another night and you can dress me up like one of those then.
Marjani: * text * Maybe I'm the drunk one now. I can't tell a zombie from a mummy. ;) But I'll keep the toilet paper off to the side for later and will hold you to it!
* text * Shoot! I can't find band-aids. Will saran wrap work? I could wrap it around parts to keep the blood in that part. That's a really great idea actually! Here I come!
* comes out with some guaze and saran wrap * Maaaaaaaaaarty?
* Text* who cares if you throw up? I'll summon you in a bathroom. Real easy clean up. Think this is my first time dealing with a drunkie? Have you ever been drunk before?
<Marty > *T* It was just to a street thankfully. I think I can make it to the tower now. It shouldn't be far.
*T* Have I been drunk before? Mari, I should probably being in AA
Marjani: * text * well, no man or woman is going to want to touch your peen if you drink yourself stupid every night, MJ. Just a tip from one MJ to another MJ.
* Text * The tower could be on any street. It could be miles away. Ten or more. You should find a train station and hope some soul feels some pity and points you in the right direction. Oh right. You have no money. I can't believe you went out without me! ;(
< Marty > *T* I don't want anyone to touch it. I have been on break for awhile now MJ. Grace messed with my head
*T* Found a shop. Sold off this ring I found in the sewer. The guy gave me directions to the station too.
*T* It was a in the moment decision thing. Cato left not long after we got there. So I stayed and had I don't even know how many drinks.
*T* The bartender was hot and I swear she just kept making the drinks stronger.
*T* It was one of those juice mix drinks. She called it something weird. Slut on acid I think it was.
*T* Note to self - stay away from things with weird names.
Marjani: * Text * Note to Marty, I think she was the slut who did acid. She was probably asking you to do acid with her. Did you get her number? Did you work your game? Why didn't you leave with her?
*text * Tits are better to look at than sewer peen. I think so!
< Marty > *T* Probably? We didn't chat much. That's nothing that I want right now. Grace has ruined me now. The consistencies were nice. Hooking up with a stranger just feels odd now.
*T* I definitely agree with you. Maybe one day I'll find something as real as what Nis and you have.
Marjani: * Text * I super love Nishaa! I could talk about her forever and a day. Isn't she so great? I wonder if she has any single friends. I bet she does!
* text * OHMGEE! Marty, can I give you a makeover? I will get you a girlfriend. I think you really need one. The lonely, single guy thing for three years now? GO GET SOME ***!
* Text * Are you there yet?
< Marty > *T* Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass on the make over.
*T* I made it in, walked in the wrong apartment at first. Like who doesn't lock a door?
*T* They were not happy. I'm at my place now. Looking for the tome
*T* Got sick but just found the tome. Not sure if i can do this
Marjani: * Text * Do what? Tome? Sure you can. And the only people that don't lock doors are people looking for some neighborly love, if you know what I mean. Was she hot? Go get some of that if she was!
< Marty > *T* MJ! Stop making me laugh! My side hurts. Think I'm going to try and take a shower before I tome over. I look a mess and need to change too.
- Twenty or so minutes later -
*T* ****ing fell out of the shower. What is with this night!
Marjani: * Text * Well that explains what took you so long, sugar. Here I thought you finally passed out in a pool of your own bile, blood and some other nasty **** you had tonight. Told you, I should have summoned you. I think you have a problem, MJ. A need to get laid problem and a slight drinking problem.
< Marty > *T* You probably should have summoned me. I'm just going to grab a few things and tome over.
*T* Only a slight drinking problem? So maybe I agree with you, on both accounts.
*T* OK I'm here. You and good with a needle?
Marjani: * text * You're here, where? And a needle? Thread and needle or drug sort of needle? Oh no! Don't tell me you've got a drug problem too. MJ, we need to get you some help.
* text* Tell me where you are, I'll come out of my room.
< Marty > *T* I'm in one of the corners where they have the comfy chairs. And I don't do drugs, I meant a needle and thread. Think I need a few stitches in my side to keep everything in as it heels.
Marjani: * text * Sugar, no. I can't sew anything and I won't even pretend to try. Does all this look like it sits around making doilies or something? But, I'll bring you some band-aids and some gauze. It just needs to be covered for a night or two and then it will be as good as new! Oh! I could grab some toilet paper and wrap you up like a zombie. That sounds like a lot of fun! Be right there.
< Marty > *T* Band-Aids? OK, bring lots and the big ones. Think you mean mummy and i'll pass. Maybe another time. And maybe we can have a zombie party another night and you can dress me up like one of those then.
Marjani: * text * Maybe I'm the drunk one now. I can't tell a zombie from a mummy. ;) But I'll keep the toilet paper off to the side for later and will hold you to it!
* text * Shoot! I can't find band-aids. Will saran wrap work? I could wrap it around parts to keep the blood in that part. That's a really great idea actually! Here I come!
* comes out with some guaze and saran wrap * Maaaaaaaaaarty?
