“GOD ******* DAMMIT!” The expletive ripped out in a sudden burst of fury. “Four ******* times!” He seethed. The office was plagued with plumbing issues. That was it. He had had enough. He was going to visit that plumber and ensure he understood the significance of Doc’s displeasure.
Entering the home at 87 Cedar Street had been effortless to the say the least. He didn’t even need to use powers. Before entering, he watched the house from the outside, getting a feel for the family inside. The neighborhood was middle class. The houses surrounding number 87 were well kept and tidy. Looking at the outward appearance of the house located at 87 Cedar street, he could tell a lot. He could tell that the house, which had been cared for once upon a time, had fallen into a state of disrepair. The gutters were sagging, the shrubbery was overgrown, rubbish overflowed and piled around the garbage cans, the light by the front door was busted and the garage door was left half way open.
Doc: *dialed Phoenix’ cell from his office land line*
Phoenix: She stared at the caller ID as the phone rang before hesitantly picking it up. "Yes?"
Doc: "Ah good. Employee.. the last time the plumber was here.. I asked you to obtain his street home address. Did you?"
Phoenix: "Of course I did. I also told him that I expected good work. Why do you need it?"
Doc: "I will deal with it. Let me have the address.. please."
Phoenix: Some rustling could be heard in the background before a muttered curse. Something shattered. "****... It's 87 Cedar Street."
Doc: "Thank you. Have a good evening."
Phoenix: She paused. "Why're you calling me from the office?"
Doc: "It was convenient. Alright?"
Phoenix: "Defensive. Why're you defensive over a ******* phone call!?"
Doc: *Doc hung up.*
Phoenix: She called him back immediately.
Doc: Doc sighed into the receiver of the telephone. "What?"
Phoenix: "You're being extra cranky today. Why?"
Doc: 'Because there is yet another ******* leak ..."
Phoenix: "Blame Jane and her IBS."
Doc: What he didn't say was, 'Sparrow is pissed at me, the baby spawn has lost an arm already, the hate-filled spawn is being extra hateful, the ex is pushing my ******* buttons, and the girlfriend wants me to move in,.. and we have another ******* leak.' He counted. "Apparently."
Doc: "Are we done? I would like to go torture someone now.."
Phoenix: "Can I watch you torture someone?" she asked politely.
Doc: "It hasn't escalated to the point of physical torture, it is in the prep stages, so no."
Phoenix: "Maybe I can help you prep?"
Doc: "No.. that would suck all joy out of it." Females would be his undoing.
Phoenix: "But... I'll contribute joy, I promise." She frowned. "Wait. What? You don't feel joy."
Doc: "Have a good evening Phoenix." He hangs up again.
Phoenix: Scowling, she called him back.
Doc: "****!" Was shouted into the phone. "No! NO.. and **** NO!" He hung again.
Phoenix: She burst out laughing, reaching out to poke into his mind. "You're such a killjoy!"
Doc: Things may escalate to physical violence tonight after all, he thought.
By half past eleven that evening, the lights had all gone out and the house had settled down and fallen silent. Access to the garage had been effortless due to the open door. A perusal of the items found within the garage told him, that there had been a change in the family fortunes. From the piles and bags of refuse found within the garage that which had spilled over from the over-full garbage cans outside, he presumed alcoholism was partially to blame. What caused the alcoholism, that remained to be discovered.
The door from the garage to the house was unlocked. Another sign that things in the household were far from ideal, however it allowed him easy entrance. He had figured he would spend the first night reconnoitering the house and habits of the inhabitants. Yet, things were so lackadaisical and haphazard, he was hours ahead of schedule. Wandering through the living area of the home, he found empty beer cans mingled with empty frozen dinner plates and video games. The place looked like it hadn’t been vacuum in months, or dusted in years. Making his way upstairs to the bedrooms. From the heavy and labored snoring he knew where the parents room was. He carefully made entrance to the master bedroom and noticed immediately that there was only one occupant. The plumber. He stood there silently watching the plumber sleep off his alcohol. It was apparent that the wife and mother had either died or left him. Both scenarios explained the unkempt appearance of the house. Dead or absent wife did nothing to soften Doc’s heart. He still had a ******* plumbing issue that after three visits had not been addressed in the proper manner. The absent wife gave him that much more leverage against the plumber.
Slipping out of the master bedroom, he entered the remaining two bedrooms. One belonged to a teen male too old to be a child, too young to be a man; the other one belonged to two females. One still young enough to be considered innocent and the other on the verge of becoming a woman. He moved forward, tucking a blanket about the little one securely, then he looked at the other female, and the items in the room that belonged to her. Womanhood was burgeoning forth in the little things. The use of cosmetics, in this case, tinted lip balms and scented lotions. The plumber was going to have his hands full when she embraced her feminine ways that came with age. As he stood there, watching the girls sleep, he found the weak link.