I have often thought of writing a diary of sorts. Once or twice it has been done as a trial period of sorts. But it always came down to doing silly jokes such as: "Dear Journal, I wish I could read." While it is quite funny, do I want to remember myself by such things if I am ever to read this? I think for now, I will write seriously (or type in this case) and that will include all the bad grammar that comes with it.
Date: Tuesday, May 5th, year 2013.
There are so many people that go and change, most are not for the better when they do so. The convinctions that we used to have and morals we used to stand for hardly mean anything in the society that is today. Everything is a popularity contest. Whoever is liked by a lot of people will always have the best idea. It is a shame in this city that a lot of the popular kids have already gone full retard.
What of the little guy, though? The new, the fresh, and the bold. I like that there are things set forward that people agree to. I'll quote a bit, "Don't attack fledglings for the first time bounty." It's something like that. Pretty sure it isn't even fledglings but just the first time bounty thing. Such a shame that it always falls through the roof in the end. The masquerade will be as it always has been, "An easy outing to kill someone you want and have no repricussions because of it."
Another interesting thing in the world of today, future of yesterday, and past of tomorrow... If you are to hop on crownet you would think that teenagers run the entire town of Harper Rock. It has calmed down, but every few posts there was someone going off with a picture about someone. The first bit, I will admit was funny. But it got old eventually. Zero points for creativity. Find your own pictures or get some new ones.
But in more recent news and less of the ranting kind... I am happily married. I never would have thought I would have taken such an act. If I read this in the future and find myself unhappy then, I suggest you go and fix whatever your stupid self did. Even if she caused the problem, you shouldn't be too big to go talk things out with her. By now you have probably come to realize even more things than I do. So good luck with all that.
That's all I really care to talk about right now, even if it is with myself. I guess I'll close with a reminder, go talk to Dwayne. He looks to your advice for some odd reason and you can help him.
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Talking To Myself
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Re: Talking To Myself
Date: June 11th, 2013
I found myself having a lot of conversations today. Odd as it was, I was somewhat chatty. I first discovered Jacinthe trying trying to rob me blind What she didn't realize is that Elizabeth goes through my pockets every morning if I do not deposit that night. Needless to say, I promptly sent her a telepathic message. While it was more along the kind side, asking why she did not even bother to say hello while she was trying to rob me. It felt more like a, "**** you, I have mind powers. Did you like having your hand in my pants?" Of course, had I said that, the night itself could have went horribly wrong. Crisis avoided, go me.
But I might as well go in somewhat chronological order, albeit I haven't done that so far. Earlier that day, I had done some hacking and downloaded some source codes. I started giving some of the ones I get to Josslin, since I really don't have any need for them. Well I stopped by the library, where I had seen her a lot and she wasn't there. So yeah... Assuming is a bad thing. Remember this, future me. But I got mind powers, so I saw where she was. Felt it would have been rude to go knocking on her door, even told her so. Granted, I told her she needs to decorate the place, too. Probably not my kindest moment. Good times.
We ended up meeting at the ritual alter in the mausoleum. We ended up talking for a good bit. She has a nice blade. I hope it talks to her eventually. She is probably right about it being shy. By the way, treat Kathryn right. She might be a bit moody and often gets angry... But she is a good sword and cuts everything up into pieces real nice like. Make sure to polish her on a weekly basis. No need for her to go and get spoiled and think she is more of a princess than she already is. By the way, while on the subject of swords... Keep up the appearance that you have to use it for errands for Elizabeth. While it feels like you give her most of the stuff you get because she needs it, she only asks sometimes and you enjoy doing it. Another note. Get better and killing things slowly. It's more fun that way.
After a long talk with Josslin, we were interrupted by someone. Apparently they decided they wanted to be rude and listen in on everything! People these days. I'm shaking my head right now, as you probably are just reading this. I hope people get some common decency in the future. But yeah, she gave me some scripts. I didn't even ask for them. She's a good kid. Or is she even a kid? I don't have a clue. Note for the future... Ask her how old she is at some point. She seems like she is in an awkward stage. Kind of like how Dwayne used to be.
Now back to Jacinthe, though. That was definitely interesting. She told me she got a job working for Wolfgang. Got to say, he is a bit of a sore subject. Maybe eventually I will get over myself and forgive him, just so I can talk to him. Then again, maybe he will come talk to me first. Tough call, really. Future me, I hope everything is going well with him. He used to be my best friend. But yeah, she is doing great. I thought I almost saw her smile a few times. Plus she wasn't that argumentative. She has been working a lot. I hope it goes well for her and everything. She will always mean something.
That is all there really is to say about this day. Looking at it, it seems really eventful. Maybe if I'm lucky I can convince Elizabeth to make it even more eventful. Time will tell.
Shamus Naarc
I found myself having a lot of conversations today. Odd as it was, I was somewhat chatty. I first discovered Jacinthe trying trying to rob me blind What she didn't realize is that Elizabeth goes through my pockets every morning if I do not deposit that night. Needless to say, I promptly sent her a telepathic message. While it was more along the kind side, asking why she did not even bother to say hello while she was trying to rob me. It felt more like a, "**** you, I have mind powers. Did you like having your hand in my pants?" Of course, had I said that, the night itself could have went horribly wrong. Crisis avoided, go me.
But I might as well go in somewhat chronological order, albeit I haven't done that so far. Earlier that day, I had done some hacking and downloaded some source codes. I started giving some of the ones I get to Josslin, since I really don't have any need for them. Well I stopped by the library, where I had seen her a lot and she wasn't there. So yeah... Assuming is a bad thing. Remember this, future me. But I got mind powers, so I saw where she was. Felt it would have been rude to go knocking on her door, even told her so. Granted, I told her she needs to decorate the place, too. Probably not my kindest moment. Good times.
We ended up meeting at the ritual alter in the mausoleum. We ended up talking for a good bit. She has a nice blade. I hope it talks to her eventually. She is probably right about it being shy. By the way, treat Kathryn right. She might be a bit moody and often gets angry... But she is a good sword and cuts everything up into pieces real nice like. Make sure to polish her on a weekly basis. No need for her to go and get spoiled and think she is more of a princess than she already is. By the way, while on the subject of swords... Keep up the appearance that you have to use it for errands for Elizabeth. While it feels like you give her most of the stuff you get because she needs it, she only asks sometimes and you enjoy doing it. Another note. Get better and killing things slowly. It's more fun that way.
After a long talk with Josslin, we were interrupted by someone. Apparently they decided they wanted to be rude and listen in on everything! People these days. I'm shaking my head right now, as you probably are just reading this. I hope people get some common decency in the future. But yeah, she gave me some scripts. I didn't even ask for them. She's a good kid. Or is she even a kid? I don't have a clue. Note for the future... Ask her how old she is at some point. She seems like she is in an awkward stage. Kind of like how Dwayne used to be.
Now back to Jacinthe, though. That was definitely interesting. She told me she got a job working for Wolfgang. Got to say, he is a bit of a sore subject. Maybe eventually I will get over myself and forgive him, just so I can talk to him. Then again, maybe he will come talk to me first. Tough call, really. Future me, I hope everything is going well with him. He used to be my best friend. But yeah, she is doing great. I thought I almost saw her smile a few times. Plus she wasn't that argumentative. She has been working a lot. I hope it goes well for her and everything. She will always mean something.
That is all there really is to say about this day. Looking at it, it seems really eventful. Maybe if I'm lucky I can convince Elizabeth to make it even more eventful. Time will tell.
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Re: Talking To Myself
Date: May 31st, 2013
First off, the word of the day is definitely twatwaffle. That Pratt has something going with it. And Asher is definitely a twatwaffle. Or is a waffletwat? I don't really want to think about a waffle's twat, so I think I will move on. But more importantly, I might have to start calling Pratt by his first name, Robert. He is married now, but probably not for long. Dirty laundry and all getting aired all over the place. You'd think someone could find a room to do their laundry in. Guess people are stupid and like to hang it all over the place. But Robert should have also known he was marrying a whore. I think everyone else knew that.
Other news, same thread I am talking about. I kind of feel bad for Micah and have been for a while. You probably feel even worse for him in the future. I mean for starters, he married Velveteen. Sure he had Scorpia and she was cheating on him... But to go to that?! She must have messed up his head. To make matters worse no matter what Micah does, Velveteen decides she wants to ride that stick that is up her *** and contradict him. He must be getting tired of it. Has to be. Kind of surprised he is still with the stupid *****. But then love is blind. I mean it has to be for him to be with that hag.
This one, I do not understand. Pi must think that everyone is about as smart as a box of rocks. A fledgling Allurist, or close enough to being a fledging, was killed by her and her hit squad. Sure, her hit squad was Tytonidae, but that really is irrelevant. Cinnamon Cherrywhip, fledgling Allurist, broke into their private abode. How the hell is that possible? Since when did Allurists become Shadows? The stupid ***** either left the door unlocked or it happened somewhere else. And since it is to be proclaimed a "private abode", I would wager my entire bank account that it happened elsewhere.
Speaking of CC, Cinnamon Cherrywhip, that damned girl lost my sword that I gave her. Well I guess it isn't mine anymore since I gave it to her... But since they killed her off she doesn't have it anymore. That gets on the damned nerves. But... She did what she was supposed to. She used the sword. Better than what most can say. And here she is a fledgling, too. A lot of people should be taking lessons from her on how to be a little bad ***.
That seems like a bit of a rant I have going on. Guess that is about it. Oh, one more thing. I want to play guitar. I need to find someone to teach me. I can already play the piano pretty well now. All there is left is to play the guitar. And then on to something else whenever I get bored with it. Cheers!
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First off, the word of the day is definitely twatwaffle. That Pratt has something going with it. And Asher is definitely a twatwaffle. Or is a waffletwat? I don't really want to think about a waffle's twat, so I think I will move on. But more importantly, I might have to start calling Pratt by his first name, Robert. He is married now, but probably not for long. Dirty laundry and all getting aired all over the place. You'd think someone could find a room to do their laundry in. Guess people are stupid and like to hang it all over the place. But Robert should have also known he was marrying a whore. I think everyone else knew that.
Other news, same thread I am talking about. I kind of feel bad for Micah and have been for a while. You probably feel even worse for him in the future. I mean for starters, he married Velveteen. Sure he had Scorpia and she was cheating on him... But to go to that?! She must have messed up his head. To make matters worse no matter what Micah does, Velveteen decides she wants to ride that stick that is up her *** and contradict him. He must be getting tired of it. Has to be. Kind of surprised he is still with the stupid *****. But then love is blind. I mean it has to be for him to be with that hag.
This one, I do not understand. Pi must think that everyone is about as smart as a box of rocks. A fledgling Allurist, or close enough to being a fledging, was killed by her and her hit squad. Sure, her hit squad was Tytonidae, but that really is irrelevant. Cinnamon Cherrywhip, fledgling Allurist, broke into their private abode. How the hell is that possible? Since when did Allurists become Shadows? The stupid ***** either left the door unlocked or it happened somewhere else. And since it is to be proclaimed a "private abode", I would wager my entire bank account that it happened elsewhere.
Speaking of CC, Cinnamon Cherrywhip, that damned girl lost my sword that I gave her. Well I guess it isn't mine anymore since I gave it to her... But since they killed her off she doesn't have it anymore. That gets on the damned nerves. But... She did what she was supposed to. She used the sword. Better than what most can say. And here she is a fledgling, too. A lot of people should be taking lessons from her on how to be a little bad ***.
That seems like a bit of a rant I have going on. Guess that is about it. Oh, one more thing. I want to play guitar. I need to find someone to teach me. I can already play the piano pretty well now. All there is left is to play the guitar. And then on to something else whenever I get bored with it. Cheers!
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Re: Talking To Myself
Where to start, where to start.... Ah!
Date: July 19th, 2013
So I probably lived through the most interesting experience in my life today. As I was going to kill a fadebeast, I felt myself being pulled away before I could deliver the finishing blow. Of course I was being summoned by Elizabeth, but where was the best part. We were out at these docks and she was wanting to go fishing. As it were, I was still in the middle of my finishing blow, and the strike continued. Naturally, my sword got stuck...
But this here is the best part! See what I did there with splitting the paragraph off of? Made you think that it was over with. Or did I? You kind of have already experienced this already, future me... Weird... Anyways! There was this trout the size of a megalodon! And my sword just happened to get stuck on its dorsal fin. This here kind of made the fish angry. And if you get a trout that is size of a megalodon angry... Well, it isn't pretty.
So the entire time, Elizabeth and I had to try to fight it off. She's got the burning hand things going that is drying out its skin and forcing it to go back under the water, which was really smart of her. It couldn't try to eat us that way. Of course it did jump up through the dock once and wreck the entire place, but we made it out okay. But I was using my shadow strike the entire time as a harpoon to try net in it so we could keep it. Elizabeth thought it was a good idea, too. But later as we were talking, we realized we couldn't have gotten a big enough fish tank. So whenever it ran away in fear of our awesome powers, it was okay. Yeah, that's right. We rock.
But there was some other interesting things I noticed while I was down there at the wharf. I saw some dead bodies down at the very bottom of the water that some of the fish were nibbling on. Could they have been catfish? They are scavengers and eat basically everything. I would say they were, but I don't know these waters too well. But all of this did give me a great idea! I could start dumping bodies down here. With all of them hanging around and nobody questioning anything, it's like they are wanting me to do it. Plus people then get to see my work of arts. They can say, "Do you see the designs on that one?" Ooo! Or they could say, "Look at how illustrated all of their expressions are and how each one is murdered in a different way." I really like that idea.
There were was another I noted, though. Why would someone throw away a head? I mean if you are getting rid of what is useless of the body I can understand. But with some severed heads floating around, it doesn't make much sense to me. I mean some of the heads looked like they had some use. And where were their bodies? I think it is obvious that some of the people in this town of Harper Rock have no sense of taste or style. Might have to liven it up with an art showing some time. That would be cool.
And that's about it. The great day at the wharf and the good times with Elizabeth. Oh yeah, I need to go out shopping for some new clothes. Take Elizabeth along and surprise her in the changing room. That would be exciting.
Shamus Naarc
Date: July 19th, 2013
So I probably lived through the most interesting experience in my life today. As I was going to kill a fadebeast, I felt myself being pulled away before I could deliver the finishing blow. Of course I was being summoned by Elizabeth, but where was the best part. We were out at these docks and she was wanting to go fishing. As it were, I was still in the middle of my finishing blow, and the strike continued. Naturally, my sword got stuck...
But this here is the best part! See what I did there with splitting the paragraph off of? Made you think that it was over with. Or did I? You kind of have already experienced this already, future me... Weird... Anyways! There was this trout the size of a megalodon! And my sword just happened to get stuck on its dorsal fin. This here kind of made the fish angry. And if you get a trout that is size of a megalodon angry... Well, it isn't pretty.
So the entire time, Elizabeth and I had to try to fight it off. She's got the burning hand things going that is drying out its skin and forcing it to go back under the water, which was really smart of her. It couldn't try to eat us that way. Of course it did jump up through the dock once and wreck the entire place, but we made it out okay. But I was using my shadow strike the entire time as a harpoon to try net in it so we could keep it. Elizabeth thought it was a good idea, too. But later as we were talking, we realized we couldn't have gotten a big enough fish tank. So whenever it ran away in fear of our awesome powers, it was okay. Yeah, that's right. We rock.
But there was some other interesting things I noticed while I was down there at the wharf. I saw some dead bodies down at the very bottom of the water that some of the fish were nibbling on. Could they have been catfish? They are scavengers and eat basically everything. I would say they were, but I don't know these waters too well. But all of this did give me a great idea! I could start dumping bodies down here. With all of them hanging around and nobody questioning anything, it's like they are wanting me to do it. Plus people then get to see my work of arts. They can say, "Do you see the designs on that one?" Ooo! Or they could say, "Look at how illustrated all of their expressions are and how each one is murdered in a different way." I really like that idea.
There were was another I noted, though. Why would someone throw away a head? I mean if you are getting rid of what is useless of the body I can understand. But with some severed heads floating around, it doesn't make much sense to me. I mean some of the heads looked like they had some use. And where were their bodies? I think it is obvious that some of the people in this town of Harper Rock have no sense of taste or style. Might have to liven it up with an art showing some time. That would be cool.
And that's about it. The great day at the wharf and the good times with Elizabeth. Oh yeah, I need to go out shopping for some new clothes. Take Elizabeth along and surprise her in the changing room. That would be exciting.
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Re: Talking To Myself
Date: August 21st, 2013
I will never understand why people decide to do foolish things. But in the end, I am glad that they choose such unwise paths to follow. Such decisions in life that they make allow me to be a bit of an asshole. I am sure that you relish in the future as I so much enjoy it now. Just the simple thought of being able to waste someones time with idle chit chat, beating around the bush, only to make them frustrated. With the soul purpose of doing what I wish to do in the end. It's so fun. I completely understand why people often try to do this with me.
People need to get smarter about the way they do things also. Walking up to a guard to tell him you are going to break into a place is not always the smartest idea. These type of things need finesse. I am somewhat saddened by the output of such a show in this city. So few have it, but those that do... Well they can do it well when the time is in dire need of it. It's a bit of a shame that they do not always use such class, though.
But more on this particular woman without finesse. I really do hope she tries to handle things with brute force. it would make my day. So much so that Elizabeth and I will go fishing and let the other go start gardening. I hear it is a rather nice time of year to start planting daisies.
This journal entry seems rather shorter than most, but it is straight to the point. I need guitar lessons. Or something of that nature.
Shamus Naarc
I will never understand why people decide to do foolish things. But in the end, I am glad that they choose such unwise paths to follow. Such decisions in life that they make allow me to be a bit of an asshole. I am sure that you relish in the future as I so much enjoy it now. Just the simple thought of being able to waste someones time with idle chit chat, beating around the bush, only to make them frustrated. With the soul purpose of doing what I wish to do in the end. It's so fun. I completely understand why people often try to do this with me.
People need to get smarter about the way they do things also. Walking up to a guard to tell him you are going to break into a place is not always the smartest idea. These type of things need finesse. I am somewhat saddened by the output of such a show in this city. So few have it, but those that do... Well they can do it well when the time is in dire need of it. It's a bit of a shame that they do not always use such class, though.
But more on this particular woman without finesse. I really do hope she tries to handle things with brute force. it would make my day. So much so that Elizabeth and I will go fishing and let the other go start gardening. I hear it is a rather nice time of year to start planting daisies.
This journal entry seems rather shorter than most, but it is straight to the point. I need guitar lessons. Or something of that nature.
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Re: Talking To Myself
Oh yes. Today is another day I will write the correct date. Because today is the day that son of a *****, stuck it to me again.
Date: June 21st, 2013
So... Wolfgang West. Wolf. Mr. West. Whatever he damn well goes by these nights. He decided to go off and cross me again. The first time is because he was trying to be neutral. Granted this was a long while back. But I needed the ******** to help me put the nails in the coffin to someone who was trying to kill my own childer. And this damned bloody idiot decides to go and claim he is neutral. And then go, "Have you tried talking it out?" They ******* attacked my childe three days in a row! What is there to god damned talk about?! I swear... Morghan is more neutral than he is and she wants to kill anyone who looks at her childer wrong.
So a few days after all of that went down... I ask him for help again and he can't do it. He is in bed and is too tired to go and help. But at least he isn't claiming that god damned neutrality this time! So I ask him to track for us. He's got those mind powers that can do that stuff. He has the nerve to say that he can't do that either because he is saving up his magical energy to summon up fadebeasts to fight against. Never mind the fact that I always help him whenever he damned well needs it. But if I need help, he is too ******* good to help me. That is the day I stopped talking to Mr. Wolfgang West.
But now that we are caught up, let me go into detail about what my supposed best friend has done now to stab me further. In the West family board, Morgane was added to it. She was adopted by Wolf, I am guessing. It really doesn't matter. They will get tired of her drama in less than a month and she will probably get kicked from there. I should probably start a betting pool on it and see if I can make some cash... But needless to say... Old pal Wolf decides to say that she is Morghan's childe of the DC line. Of course I had to correct him and tell him that Morgane has nothing to do with DC. That she is of the Daradasi lineage. But Wolf decided to make some sad choices... The stupid ********...
So with Wolf's sad choices, he tried to correct me. Went on about how he did not say that Morgane was part of DC but that she belonged to Morghan. And then went further to say that Morghan was part of the DC line. Needless to say I had to nip it in the bud before anything bad happened and make sure that no drama gets to DC because of any drama created. Once again I had to correct him and I told him that DC is not a lineage. Daradasi, the lineage Morghan created, is the one Morgane is a part of. Granted, she might be disowned. I don't really know. It is hard to keep up with the specifics on certain details. If she is... Good job, Morghan. If she isn't... I can understand. Having a childer is a strange thing to have to deal with.
Oh! The best part yet... After I got through correcting him, he straight up kicked me from their group. Apparently, I am not gangster enough to be on the West side. That was a bad joke, huh? Eh... I don't give a damn. Josslin is trying to drag me into this party tomorrow night. Something about super heroes. I don't know who is throwing the party, but it was on that fact or fiction. I don't trust it... A lot of people go on there to troll, talk about how vampires are real, or other stupid stuff. Either way, it could be bad for my health. And I do prefer staying on this side of the black void. I mean I haven't died yet... So why try to ruin a good thing?
That's about it, though... Kind of glad I got to vent to you, future me. I hope that you have stabbed him in the heart by now and also managed to wrangle up an Allurist. I mean... Where does it go?! They eat, eat, and eat... But Athanase says they don't poop. It's like all Allurists are female. It's been proven by science that they don't poop. That was funnier, I think. But yes... Dissect an Allurist. That is on the to do list.
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Date: June 21st, 2013
So... Wolfgang West. Wolf. Mr. West. Whatever he damn well goes by these nights. He decided to go off and cross me again. The first time is because he was trying to be neutral. Granted this was a long while back. But I needed the ******** to help me put the nails in the coffin to someone who was trying to kill my own childer. And this damned bloody idiot decides to go and claim he is neutral. And then go, "Have you tried talking it out?" They ******* attacked my childe three days in a row! What is there to god damned talk about?! I swear... Morghan is more neutral than he is and she wants to kill anyone who looks at her childer wrong.
So a few days after all of that went down... I ask him for help again and he can't do it. He is in bed and is too tired to go and help. But at least he isn't claiming that god damned neutrality this time! So I ask him to track for us. He's got those mind powers that can do that stuff. He has the nerve to say that he can't do that either because he is saving up his magical energy to summon up fadebeasts to fight against. Never mind the fact that I always help him whenever he damned well needs it. But if I need help, he is too ******* good to help me. That is the day I stopped talking to Mr. Wolfgang West.
But now that we are caught up, let me go into detail about what my supposed best friend has done now to stab me further. In the West family board, Morgane was added to it. She was adopted by Wolf, I am guessing. It really doesn't matter. They will get tired of her drama in less than a month and she will probably get kicked from there. I should probably start a betting pool on it and see if I can make some cash... But needless to say... Old pal Wolf decides to say that she is Morghan's childe of the DC line. Of course I had to correct him and tell him that Morgane has nothing to do with DC. That she is of the Daradasi lineage. But Wolf decided to make some sad choices... The stupid ********...
So with Wolf's sad choices, he tried to correct me. Went on about how he did not say that Morgane was part of DC but that she belonged to Morghan. And then went further to say that Morghan was part of the DC line. Needless to say I had to nip it in the bud before anything bad happened and make sure that no drama gets to DC because of any drama created. Once again I had to correct him and I told him that DC is not a lineage. Daradasi, the lineage Morghan created, is the one Morgane is a part of. Granted, she might be disowned. I don't really know. It is hard to keep up with the specifics on certain details. If she is... Good job, Morghan. If she isn't... I can understand. Having a childer is a strange thing to have to deal with.
Oh! The best part yet... After I got through correcting him, he straight up kicked me from their group. Apparently, I am not gangster enough to be on the West side. That was a bad joke, huh? Eh... I don't give a damn. Josslin is trying to drag me into this party tomorrow night. Something about super heroes. I don't know who is throwing the party, but it was on that fact or fiction. I don't trust it... A lot of people go on there to troll, talk about how vampires are real, or other stupid stuff. Either way, it could be bad for my health. And I do prefer staying on this side of the black void. I mean I haven't died yet... So why try to ruin a good thing?
That's about it, though... Kind of glad I got to vent to you, future me. I hope that you have stabbed him in the heart by now and also managed to wrangle up an Allurist. I mean... Where does it go?! They eat, eat, and eat... But Athanase says they don't poop. It's like all Allurists are female. It's been proven by science that they don't poop. That was funnier, I think. But yes... Dissect an Allurist. That is on the to do list.
Shamus Naarc